funny lines from Battlefront II

I swear, both in BF1 and BF2, that the Trade Federation/CIS battle droids sometimes said the f-word when they got grazed by laser fire. My wife think they say "Ack" or "Ugh" but it sounds an awful lot like **** to me.

 

^^Nah

 

I've always heard the soldiers say "It's Maul, watch out for that blade." Then another one of my favorites "Everybody on Skywalker.."

 

Worst: "We need more troopers like you!"

Best: "'Join the Empire', she says, 'Save the galaxey', she says. Riiiiight..."

 

I have........online...

 

^^ online is not the *game*.

I get a chuckle from the frantic cries of "Get the Wookie!"

 

I stil think the best one is, "Republic meatbags control the flag!"

 

^^Good call bro, I forgot that one. LMAO

 

^^ online is not the *game*.

Actually BFII is kinda lame offline, it's fun but you dont get the full effect. Online's where it's at, and by it I mean the game...and the swearing.

 

Missed the point, eh Chim?

I was pointing out that AI *in game* does not swear.

 

"What, no one mentioned Skywalker! I'm out of here!" I think I've heard. I don't really listen to much of what they say.

 

I like the one where you are playing capture the flag and and when te Rebels drop the flag your commander says: "The Rebels dropped the flag... A pitty."

Or when the Rebels say: "Yeah, that armor really helps doesn't it?" Oh and the weirdest thing happened when I was playing Rise of the Empire, I was on the Naboo mission to assisnate the Queen and I was running through the side walk things when all of a sudden in the game someone was whistling the Empire theme. And wow, it was LOUD! And then all of the shots and noises were all echo-like.

 

I've heard that too, it's one of my favorites.

I like that one a lot also.

Another I like that I haven't seen mentioned yet is General Grievous saying "I can take you with one, two, no - three arms tied behind my back!"

 

Isn't there one, where some Clone Trooper goes, "Oh no! It's Admiral Grievous!" and Grievous answers, "That's General!"

 

...Darth Maul has AIDS?

 

Another funny thing (or just strange) is when a Rebel kills a Storm trooper they crouch down take out a pistol and starts shooting them in the croch. Strange in yet some what funny.

 

What's even funnier is when my allies kill the people that are shooting my dead body.

 

Oh and also when you are a Rebel and a smuggler comes, gives you a bacta/ammo canister and says: "Fresh ammo free of charge."

 

I'm still in shock how well this thread is doing. I mean the first couple days of this threads existence it couldn't even stay on the first page, now it's like, wow!

 

"That's right, use your anger." " Wookie!" " I'll just let you shoot em all." " Set em up and knock em down."" Cut it out!"

 

My very favorite line in the whole thing is when Han Solo says:

"Hey! Don't get your shorts in a knot!"

Cracks me up each time.

Oh and when you are mowin' them down your fellow Stormtroopers say 'Dang', not 'Damn'. So far I've not heard any really bad language in the whole thing.

 

I love these:

Rebel : "How do you like that, Plastic boy!" or "Do you think that armour's gonna help?"

 

yeah some lines actually aren't funny but when you're playing, they just make you crack up. i mean there are funnier quotes in other star wars games but bf2 lines are really funny when you play. [/stupid speech]

 

Uh no, in the end of ep 1 he loses half his body. Hello hey hoo hee ha.

 

He was joking, and I pray to God that you were too.