Funny Quotes From Game Characters

The Princess is in another castle

 

malkieD2 posted on 6/16/05 9:05am

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The Princess is in another castle
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Oh noes! :(

 

Where are those from, farraday?

 

From TPM for PS:

"How do you make fresh dried chooki?"

"First you take some fresh chooki. Then, you leave it in the Dune Sea.....for threeeeeeeeee days."

 

Minsc is the greatest computer game character ever. If BioWare were to release ?The Collected Wisdom of Minsc and Boo? I would buy it in a heartbeat.


"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!"
-Minsc

"You point, I punch!"
-Minsc

"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!"
-Minsc

"I would rather have given a sword. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach a man to fight and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!"
-Minsc

"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! YEAAAAAAARGH!"
-Minsc

"We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!"
-Minsc

"Now you are speaking the language of Minsc! Next we must get you a hamster! Or perhaps an ice weasel, whatever your tastes."
-Minsc

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!"
-Minsc

"Magic is impressive, but now...Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"
-Minsc

"Evil 'round every corner...careful not to step in any."
-Minsc

"There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least."
-Minsc

"The bigger they are, the harder I hit!"
-Minsc

"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!"
-Minsc

"Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging blindly on!"
-Minsc

"Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!"
-Minsc

"Make way, villainy! Hero, coming through!"
-Minsc

"Evil is a maze of deceit, and the cheese it hides is never worth the running. Oh, and never trust an ice weasel when your hamster is on the line. "
-Minsc

And finally, last but not least:
"Butt kicking for goodness!"
-Minsc

 

"Krunk... did you fix our mystery bot?

Of course I ******* fixed him! It was a pain in the ******* wastepan.

Did he have an ID chip?

Yeah, says his name is "Glitch" "

-Colonel Alloy and Krunk Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

"Head him off at the pass? Who the **** talks like that? You better be right about this kid, or I will peronsally weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bearings!"

-Krunk Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

"Hey! You break it, I break you!"

-Krunk Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

"Maybe I should find you a gun with training wheels!"

- Krunk Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

"We just got a flatline signal from Hosed and Screwed..."

-Colonel Alloy Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

"How can I be expected to rule the world when I'm surrounded by such malcontented psychophants... It means IDIOTS your IDIOTS!"

-General Corrosive Metal Arms: Glitch in the System

 

"There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least."
-Minsc

That is badass. Minsc was cool.

 

I just saw this from this one show.
This one guy:Luke I....
Luke:I know...I'll be happy to hold your lightsaber.


It just sounds funny in a way

 

Thank you Raven.

The banter in BG2 is outstanding. I love the conversation where Viconia tells Minsc he looks like a 6 year old's finger painting

'I tried to count our footsteps, but eventually they became too great for even Boo to remember.'
'The foul stench of evil! Cover your nose, Boo!'

And of course Boo is a miniature giant space hamster.

 

"Never go on sentry duty............on an empty stomach"- Scorch, Star Wars: republic commando.

"Gungan talk"- SWBF1 & Some other games.

 

Aeris (FFVII)-Thes guy are sick

Laguna (FFVIII)-[After throwing his friends off the cliff]You guys...sure have guts. You know how high the cliff is...!?

Auron (FFX)-[In the Thunder Plains with Rikku going nuts]Fine we rest. She's worse than the storm!

 

Atton: Whick one do you want?

Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.