ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, in order to counter the so-called Confederacy of Independent Systems and it's Separatist forces, is calling for abled-bodied Republic citizens to join the armed forces to help the Republic clone troopers in battling the robotic droids and other forces of the Separatists. While the Republic does have several million clones bred on Kaminoe to fill the ranks of the Grand Army and help to provide starfighter pilots and starship crews for the Navy, it is frankingly admitting that the clones by themselves are not enough to counteract the trillions of droids and additional millions of organic soldiers that make up the Separatist army and navy. Non-clones are desparately needed to fill the additional ranks needed to counter the CIS. Do you have the shooting and fighting skills to be an infantryman? Do you have the piloting skills to fly a starfighter? Are you capable of handling an armored walker, repulsorlift troop carrier, or large piece of artillery? Do you have what it takes to serve on a Republic Navy capital ship? IF SO, JOIN THE REPUBLIC MILITARY Benefits for veterans who successfully complete their tour of duty with an honorable discharge include: Free, government-subsidized education at any university in the galaxy of your choice A chance to settle a sparsely populated planet with the aid of the Republic government A free starship provided at the expense by the Republic government NOTE: if you are a member of the Commission to Preserve the Republic (COMPOR), and if you join the Republic Grand Army or Navy as a COMPOR member in good standing, you likely will have a good chance of rising in the military ranks WE WANT YOU, WE WANT YOU, FOR THE REPUBLIC ARMED FORCES!!!!! Couldn't just let this nonsense die?