Beyond - Legends Galaxy Episode I

Here is my screenplay. its a spoof of star wars. im working on the sequel. hope you like, please dont steal it.

BTW, sorry its all spaced to the left. i copied it from a word document.


Galaxy Episode I:
The Phantom Dennis the Menace


Screenplay

by

Dan Shick


Revised First Draft
March 15, 2005











PROPERTY OF
©PENGUIN TUBBLE?S FILMS






EXT. SPACE- DAY

We see a sentence of dialogue appear against a black screen saying:

?The following film was based on actual events...?

Then, the screen cuts to a space background and ?Galaxy? comes from out in front of the camera followed by the words ?Episode 1?, like at the beginning of Star Wars.

Opening crawl:

It is a bad time for the Republic Senate.
The newly appointed senator, Senator Poop, has received a threat that he could be assassinated, which could force the Senate into another election.

Meanwhile, an evil empire has formed causing corruption across the galaxy. With the news of this, The Jedi Temple has started to train more Jedi?s in order to prepare for a possible war.

Meanwhile-while, the evil Emperor has sent his apprentice Darth Taul to the small planet of Arm-Tatooine to kidnap the Ambassador.

With word of this getting out, a Jedi has been sent to protect the Ambassador. Upon going there, he will find a few surprises himself?


After this lettering disappears into the stars, two ships come into view at different sides of the screen.

They slowly come towards one another. They then run right into each other. We hear an ?Ouch? or something.

We then close up on large ship known as a Star Destroyer.

Another much smaller ship approaches.

INT. STAR DESTROYER- NIGHT

We see an Imperial Worker in front of the radar screen.

WORKER 1
B-42, you are clear for a landing. Repeat, B-42.

In the background a man stands up and yells ?Bingo!?

CUT TO-

INT. SMALLER THAN STAR DESTROYER SHIP- NIGHT

We see the back of the man driving the ship. He is wearing a hood.

MAN DRIVING B-42
(Picks up radio)
This is B-42, over.

IMPERIAL WORKER
(Over the radio)
Go ahead, 42.


MAN DRIVING B-42
Permission to land in South Bay, over over.

IMPERIAL WORKER
Permission granted, over over over.

EXT. SPACE- NIGHT

We see a shot of the ship going towards the Star Destroyer.

INT. SOUTH BAY- NIGHT

We now see the small ship enter and land in the South Bay.

A bunch of Thunder-Storm Troopers, men who work for the evil Empire, run towards the just-landed ship to greet the driver.

The door to the small ship opens and out walks the driver. He is wearing a hood so we cannot see him.

All of the men look terrified as the hooded stranger walks by. The music builds with intensity as stranger makes his way to the end of the docking bay.

The camera turns to show a General standing at the end of the bay. Even the General seems tense.

Finally the hooded man arrives at the General. The music is now very loud and tense as the hooded man is about to take down his hood.

When he finally does, the music stops. We find that the hooded man was a UPS guy.



UPS GUY
(Pulling out a clipboard)
Sign here, please.

GENERAL
(looking relieved)
Oh, right.

He signs for the package.

But then, suddenly, the UPS guys whips out a light saber, showing us that he was in a disguise.

JEDI
(AKA UPS Guy)
HA HA!

He then starts stabbing everybody with the lightsaber as he moves through the Star Destroyer.

Finally, the Jedi reaches a secret chamber. He bursts the door open to find a man in a black cape with a hood. It is the Emperor.

JEDI
Ok, Emperor, it looks like your Emperor-ing days are over.

EMPEROR
Nice try, Jedi. But you are no match for me.

JEDI
Yes I am.

EMPEROR
No you?re not.

JEDI
I am.

EMPEROR
Not.

AT THE SAME TIME:
EMPEROR JEDI
Not, not not not not. Am, am am am am am.

EMPEROR
So be it, Jedi.

The Emperor pulls out a red lightsaber.

The Jedi raises his lightsaber.

They fight

 

is anyone gonna read it?

 

Hi and welcome to the boards.

I read your screenplay and while it was very funny, I think it belongs in The Saga forum.

 

JONNIE
(to Chachie)
Dear God. He thinks he?s being attacked by the Boogeyman again.

Jonnie puts the talkie back up to his face again.

JONNIE
(into the walkie-talkie)
Oh yeah. That?s pretty bad. Uh, so just what does this Boogeyman look like?

We cut back to the Ambassador who is now being thrown around by Taul.

AMBASSADOR
Well, he?s very tall. And muscular.

Back to Jonnie.

JONNIE
Oh yeah, he must work out.

Back to the Ambassador.

AMBASSADOR
Hold on let me ask him. (To Darth Taul ?Boogeyman?)Do you work out?

Darth Taul stops what he doing.

TAUL
Oh, yeah I do on the weekends.

AMBASSADOR
(back into the walkie-talkie)
He says he does on the weekends.

 

anyone else wanna share how they liked it??? thanks!

your friend,
Dan S.

 

anyone?

your friend,
Dan S.