GAME: Reconstruct Attack of the Clones!!

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  1. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

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    Jun 1, 2002
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    (obiwan looks on his leg)
    Obiwan: Oh my god!!! Thats just wrong!!! I'd better put the poor thing out of its misery.. Eat saber Attorney!!! (stabs saber into DarthAttorney) Now.. (goes back to talk with Dex)
    Obiwan: Come on Dex.. you can tell me where Kamino is.
    Dex: Well.. It'll cost ya.
    Obiwan: How much Dex? (smiles)
    Dex: Depends on the stuff.
    Obiwan: You are one sick puppy!
    Dex: hehehe!!
    Obiwan: Wait a I love this song!!! (sings) Shake it up baby now Twist and Shout!!!
    Dex: HAHA!! You still dance like a girl!!!
    Obiwan: (stops singing) Wait!!!... (sniffs like a dog) A DROID!!!
    (Obiwan chops up the Waitress droid)
    Dex: Hey!! What the hell are ya doin?
    Obiwan: Sorry Dex.. I.. don't know what came over me. Heh.. (sweat drips from Obiwans head) It was what my Master taught me..
    Dex: and what was that son?
    Obiwan: that if Droids were controling us we wouldn't have to think.
    Dex: Wait a minute.. thats not the right line..Hey.. that director isn't George Luc..
    (obiwan jumps out of the Cafe and throws a thermal detanator inside)
    Cafe: BOOMMM!!!
    QuiGonSpirit: You have learned well.
    Obiwan: Master.. did you...?
    QuiGon: yes yes.. I made you do that. HAHAH!!
    Obiwan: Thats not cool!!
    QuiGon: What is cool.. how do you define cool? If cool is what you can taste and see than simply cool is electrical signals interprated by your brain.
    Obiwan: I haven't understood a damn thing you ever taught me.
    QuiGon: Neither have I. But I do know this. Coruscant isn't big enough for the two of us.
    Obiwan: Well it won't be.. if you don't stop destroying everything!!!
    QuiGon: Yes yes.. I know.. (grins) ..Well you'd better go see Yoda about the dart..
    Obiwan: Why?!
    QuiGon: To move the plot along of course! Duh!! (in japanese accent) YOUR SO STOOPED!!! (flips obiwan on his back)
  2. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

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    star 4
    (obiwan walks before the Jedi Council, Anakin follows behind Obiwan for some odd reason)
    Yoda: Track down this bounty hunter, you must, Obi-Wan. Then go you must to the nearest store, There; pick us up some munchies you will.
    Obiwan: Then.what about Senator Amidala? She will still need protecting.
    Yoda: (lifts one eye brow looks to Anakin) Handle that.. your padawan will.
    Obiwan: Wait wait.. no no..!! you mean?.. Anakin?! You guys must be off your friggin NUT!!!
    Yoda: Shut up you will Obiwan, annoying you are!! ...And while your at it, pick me up some Playboys you will.
    (mace looks to yoda)
    Yoda: *clears throat* For umm.. educational purposes I mean.
    Mace: (looks to anakin) Anakin, escort the senator to her home planet of Naboo. She'll be safer there. And don't use registered transport. Travel as refugees.
    Anakin: No!
    Mace: Aww.. please?
    Anakin: No Mace!
    Mace: I'll be your friend..
    Anakin: (silence) NO
    Mace: Aw.. your mean.
    Yoda: There done it you have.. Again Mace is crying like a baby.. (brings out tissues)
    Anakin: Okay alright fine! I'll do it! But only on one condition.
    Yoda: And what would that be?
    Anakin: If you could do the Macaraina!! (anakin jumps on one of the empty chairs and starts to do the Macaraina)
    Yoda: *sigh* Moron you are.. (force pushes anakin to the floor) Of course I can do it!! (force turn ons a cd player playing the Macaraina and yoda dances to the song)
    Anakin: Wow you ARE the Master!!
    :)


  3. Rep Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2002
    star 1
    Umm...didn't we already do that? Anyway...

    Back to Naboo...

    Anakin and Padme arrive, walking up the stepsPADME: Looking back, I'm not sure if I was old enough, or ready. I wasn't the youngest queen elected, but...
    ANAKIN: Oh. I thought you did a good job. Of course back then I was short enough to crawl under your dress and look up-er I mean....
    They arrive at palace
    JAMILLA: I wish you would have died, because now that your back I actually have to pretend to care about you.
    PADME: Thank you.
    SIO BIBBLE: We were thinking of putting you in a consentration camp. Where did you have in mind?
    PADME: Actually, I thought we'd go to the lake country.
    ANAKIN: Excuse, Me, I'm in charge of security M'lady. I'll decide where we go...
    PADME: THIS is my home, and I know where the best places to have s*x are, you idiot...
    They get out of the gondala thing, walk on the balcony
    PADME: I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand on that island over there.
    ANAKIN: Who cares about that?
    PADME: You should, you're the one who has to come up with a good pick-up line from that to make me kiss you so then we can go f***.
    ANAKIN: Oh. ummm. I like laying down, we should try it sometime. Er, howbout this: I don't much like sand. It's sandy and yucky and it sticks to buble gum. Not like you, you're not like bubblegum. I mean, I want to chew you, but, maybe...pillows! You're like a pillow, cuz you can be comfortable with a pillow. But you're not full of feathers. I don't much like feathers. They're attached to birds and they float...not like here...here everything is anchored to the ground, like ships at the bottom of the ocean with algae growing all over them. I don't like algae, its?
    PADME: OK, ANAKIN ENOOUGH! Let's pretend there is no bad dialogue and just kiss...\
    They kiss
    PADME: No, I shouldn't have done that.
    ANAKIN: (Thinks to self: Oh, umm. I guess I'll come up with a pick-up line.)
    ANAkIN: Dirt...is just so.......dirty. Not like here. Everything is clean and undirty here...
  4. Rep Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 2002
    star 1
    Obi-Wan travels to Kamino...
    OBI-WAN: There it is, R-4, our missing planet Kamino...
    R-4: Beep boop BEEP blatt...whistle...
    OBI-WAN: No I won't set you up with R-2 D-2, and what does that have to do with Kamino?
    R-4: Beeop blat bop
    OBI-WAN: PLAYBOT? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!? Keep your focus on the mission, R-4...keep your mind on the here and now.
    R-4: bep BEEP!
    OBI-WAN: "Who cares about the stupid Jedi ways?" Honestly, are you a Sith droid?? No, don't crash us...Put down the thermal detonator...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
    Somehow they land
    TAUN WE: Master Jedi, so good to see you. I missed you since last night...
    OBI-WAN: Heehee...that sure was a good time, wasn't it?
    TAUN WE: The prime minister expects you. He wants the satisfaction you gave me, as well as give you some sort of report on the clones and even though you so obviously have no idea what you are talking about, he won't suspect a thing and give you all the information you need.
    OBI-WAN: I'm expected?
    TAUN WE: No, ya think? Can you get the **** message into your head???
    They walk into the room
    LAMA SU: Ok, let's get over the whole "You pretend you know everything and I'll tell you it all anyways" thing and just go look at the clones.
    OBI-WAN: Ok.
    LAMA SU: Here is your army. Magnificent, aren't they?
    OBI-WAN: Eh, I guess...
  5. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    *clone is eating, looks up at obiwan*
    Clone: HEY! Look at the f****in B****rd! Haha-- *gasp choke slump*
    Taun we: What the?
    Obiwan: um, food poisoning.

    All you need is love!
  6. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    (cuts back to naboo)
    Padme: (sings) The Hills are alive.. with the sound of music!!! (anakin sticks out his leg and padme trips)
    Anakin: If ya sing that again I'll have to cross examine you my Lady.. hehe
    Padme: (kicks Anakin to the ground and grins) You really don't like politicians do you?
    Anakin: (reads from his arm a whole crap load of pick up lines) No not politicians.. their so cold and stale.. but not like butter which is smooth like your skin..like butterflies descending from your hair....
    Padme: (tackles anakin to the ground) Where the hell DO YOU PRACTICE THESE STUPID LINES??!!
    Anakin: (coughs) When your takin a shower.
    Padme: Oh.. See anything you like? (she grins)
    Anakin: (grins) Hell yea! Pretty damn good for a senator!! hehehe!!
    Padme: (she laughs and picks up a shovel) So..wanna play wake the dead?!
    Anakin: (scared) Um ...how do you play that?
    Padme: (grins evily and jumps over anakin and stabs the ugly looking tick cow)
    Anakin: OH! I know that game!! ...But first.. lets play.. (brings out some thermal detanators) ..Truth or Dare!! (throws the thermal detanators at the tick cows) Hehe.. burnin tick cows.
    Padme: So ...do you always carry those around?
    Anakin: Of course! ..Oh! Which reminds me.... I gotta whole crap load of pick up lines written on my arm about thermal detanators!! (rolls up his sleeve and tries to read the smearing ink) How.... they are so.. milky ..but they taste nowhere near as good as...ewok wookies..
    Padme: (rolls her eyes and takes off her clothes)
    Anakin: (stuttering) O..Or.. we could just f***.. whichever is better for you.
  7. Rep Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2002
    star 1
    Dinner table

    ANAKIN: So then we went into...hehe...."aggressive negotiations"?
    PADME: Aggressive negotiations? What's that?
    ANAKIN: Oh, its this great *** position I learned with this Corellian whore...
    PADME: Oh....wanna try it tonight?
    ANAKIN: To self: All right! I didn't even have to come up with a pick-up line! Sure Padme.
    The back of Padme's dress starts coming untied. Padme notices and giggles.
    ANAKIN: If master Obi-Wan was here he'd be very grumpy...but he's not here!
    Anakin continues "force-untieing" her dress
    PADME: Oooo....unchaperoned!
    Fireplace setting
    ANAKIN: From the moment I met you, I thought of you. And now that I'm with you, I'm in agony, hoping that this bad dialogue will not prevent you from falling in love with me! Let's change the writing, Padme, please!
    PADME: I can't We can't! It's just- not possible.
    ANAKIN: Anything's possible! Padme, pleas listen?
    PADME: You listen! We live in a real world. Come back to it, Anakin. You and I are paid to act out the pathetic script George hands us; the writers are paid to write this s***. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, actually you know what, you're right. Let's just go f*** and pretend we never had that talk.
    ANAKIN: Sounds good. Ready for "agressive negotiations"?
    PADME: Oh yeah, baby! But...what's this about the Corellian whore?
    ANAKIN: Umm...I uh.... I don't much like fire. It's fiery and it's way to hot. Actually, it's a lot like you I guess: hot....so I guess I don't like ice. It's cold and hard and you're tongue sticks to it. Not like-
    PADME: ARG!! (rips off clothes)
    ANAKIN: Oh, Natalie! I mean Padme!
    PADME: Oh Hayden..er!
    ANAKIN: Natalie!
    PADME: Hayden!
    Continues for a long time...
  8. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    (cuts back to Obiwan on Kamino)
    Obiwan: So if Sifo Dyas was the one who ordered the clones.. then who provided the dna?
    TaunWe: For the last time..a bounty hunter named Jango Fett!!
    Obiwan: Umm you wouldn't happen to know where is he right now would you?
    TaunWe: *sighs outloud* well.. we DO keep him here..but anyways.. isn't it interesting he asked for an unaltered clone..?
    Obiwan: (yawns) Thats nice but..
    LamaSu: Don't be insulting!! We worked long and hard on this army for the Republic! Meany!! (starts to cry)
    Obiwan: Ok ok.. I'm sorry.. I would very much like to meet this Jango fett and learn more about his unaltered clone or whatever.
    (lama su stops crying)
    LamaSu: I knew you would.
    (cuts to Taun We walking Obiwan to a small room)
    TaunWe: Hello Boba.. is your father here?
    Boba: Yea.. but he won't get off his lazy butt. Hes watchin the game.
    TaunWe: Oh and whose playing?
    Boba: Yo! Dad! Taun We wants to know whos playing!!
    Jango: Umm.. Alderaan Wookies VS Droidekas of the Trade Federation!!
    TaunWe: Oh.. how nice. May we come in?
    Boba: Yes.
    TaunWe: Welcome back Jango. Was your trip productive?
    Jango: Somewhat.. but this little moron kept telling me i was assinating the wrong person.. (slaps boba)
    Boba: How was I supposed to tell the difference between a queen and a gungan?!
    TaunWe: Sounds fun.. well Jedi Master Obiwan Kenobi is here to check on our progress.
    Obiwan: Nice to meet you. (punches jango to the ground)
    TaunWe: good god man what have you done?!
    Obiwan: Boba this isn't your mother its a man baby!! Why Won't THIS WIG COME OFF??!!
    (tugs at jangos head)
    Boba: Stop him Taun We!!!
    TaunWe: Luckily I have this jedi repellant. (sprays it on obiwan who immediatly runs to the corner of the room and shakes in fear like a frightened puppy)
    TaunWe: What has gotten into you master Jedi?!
    Obiwan: I'm sorry I thought he was Sifo Dyas!!
    Boba: Damnit man your talking about my father!!!


  9. Tupolov Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 4
    ObiWan: How many clones have you made now?
    TaunWe: 400 000, we had more, but some spirirtman came and killed 300 000 of them with some bad Vodka. He then caused half our city to sink into the ocean making our city look like an island.
    ObiWan: Who could do such a thing? Anyways, I would very much like to see our clones in action.
    TaunWe: Okay

    They go into the clone room and get 50 clones and go destroy the Ewok homeworld.
  10. Rep Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2002
    star 1
    Cuts to Naboo
    ANAKIN: Don't go...Your presence is soothing.
    PADME: You had a nightmare last night!
    ANAKIN: No, that was me thrashing about on the bed after you cut off my circulation!
    PADME: Oh...I'm sorry.
    ANAKIN: So...what should we do now?
    PADME: Well, why don't you recite poetry?
    ANAKIN: POETRY??? POETRY???!!??!!
    Padme gives evil look
    ANAKIN: I uh..ok....
    I didn't like sand
    It hurt my hand
    Unlike your skin
    It was soft and smooth
    Touching it felt like a sin.

    I didn't like ice
    It wasn't very nice
    Unlike you
    You're very hot, too!
    PADME: That's the worst poetry I've ever heard. Lets go rescue your mom; I had a nightmare that she was in trouble.
    QUI-GON: Haha! I found you two! Finally....say, do you have any.......................droids? I have the urge to destroy something....
    ANAKIN: I heard that Geonosis has thousands of battle droids that they're preparing to start a war with...does that help?
    QUI-GON: OH BOY!!!!!!! Move over Dooku, Palpy is my boy now! I'm kicking you out of our threesome!
  11. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    *padme does the silly dance*

    All you need is love!
  12. DarthZchour Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2002
    star 3
    (Cut to OB1 visiting Jango)

    OB1: "You must be very proud of your clones."

    Jango: "It's a relief, really. My wife is such a Nympho, I could never keep up with her. With these things, she can get her fifty O's a day while I go to Coruscant and get some action of my own... Did I say Coruscant? I meant Kessel!"

    OB1: "Been to Coruscant lately?"

    Jango: "No, deaf boy, I just told you I was on Tatooine."

    OB1: "You said Kessel."

    Jango: "I meant Malastaire. Now bugger off, I have to pinch a loaf."

    (Picks up some bread and starts squeezing it)

    OB1: "So where is your wife?"

    Jango: "Right here:"

    (Opens a door to reveal fifty clones hovering around a hot blonde, 'doing their thing')

    OB1: "Right. Be with you in a moment"

    (Enters the room and begins stripping as the door shuts. A minute later, the woman screams in pleasure and OB1 emerges, ruffled. She is smoking a cig and the clones are all cut in half upon the floor. He is adjusting his pants)

    OB1: "The ability to bang fifty is insignificant, next to the power of Forcec**k."

    Janette Fett: "Thank you, OB1, call me!"

    OB1: "Yeah, that'll happen."
  13. DarthZchour Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2002
    star 3
    (Cut to Padme & Anakin on Naboo)

    Padme: "Hey, I saw you talking to that servant!"

    Anakin: "I was asking her to bring me some water, milady."

    Padme: "Shut up. If I see you talking to another chick again, your t*sticl*s will no longer exist, get it?"

    Anakin: "Of course, milady."

    Padme: "Very good. Now Ani, this food is making me sick. If I need to vomit, I'm gonna need you to come here and catch it in your hands so it dosen't get all over the floor."

    Anakin: "But Padme, there's a bucket..."

    Padme: "HEY! I didn't give you permission to talk, bitch! You interrupt me again, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll hit Ludicrous speed on your way off the system!"

    Anakin: "Sorry, milady."

    Padme: "Right, now I just drooled on my super-expensive dress. Get over here and lick it off, 'fore I get MAD!"

    Anakin: "As you wish."

    Padme: "And bring me some toilet paper! That fart I ripped earlier wasn't just gas."

    Servantgirl: "Man, what a jip. If I was him, she'd make me so mad, I'd start killing some Jedi."
  14. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    Padme: SLAVEGIRL! Over here now! Down girl!

    Anakin: hmmm...

    Padme: *grabs slavegirls head and starts pulling it towards her*

    Slavegirl: Woohoo!

    Anakin: Orgy, milady?
  15. DarthZchour Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 10, 2002
    star 3
    (Cut to OB1 speaking to Yoda)

    OB1: "Master, Jango Fett made a clone army to bang his wife, but I think they'll be used to attack the republic as well."

    Yoda: "Hmmm. A slut Janette Fett is, but a good one. Here you will bring her. A gala the council will have. In her mouth the party will be."

    OB1: "But master Yoda, what of the clones?"

    Yoda: "Hear you nothing that I say? An itching I have. In my pants it is. Remedy my blue b*lls, Lady Fett will."

    OB1: "Master Yoda, what of the clones?"

    (OB1 feels a forcechoke begin around his neck)

    Yoda: "Here you will bring her OB1, now."

    OB1: "Yes, Mr. North. I mean master."
  16. MasterAero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2002
    star 4
    Yoda mediatating scene:

    Yoda with distrubing looks, Mace enters apartment

    Mace: What is it?

    Yoda: Pain, terrible pain....something terrible I have eaten.

    Mace shows concern..

    Yoda: Quickly..bathroom I go.
  17. Tupolov Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 4
    (Yoda walks into the bathroom, the loud sound of bodily gasses being expelled is heard, followed by a satisying "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".)

  18. Rep Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2002
    star 1
    Obi-Wan rushes out of a Kamino building with Lady Fett in his arms, chased by Jango. Obi-Wan almost gets to his ship, but Jango shoots a rocket at him; Obi-Wan drops Janette(or whatever we're calling her). Jango grabs her, then gets his son and takes off with slave one.

    OBI-WAN: No, come back!
    JANGO: Why?
    OBI-WAN: One, I forgot to put this homing beacon on your ship, and two, Janette and I had a little business to finish!
    JANGO: Oh, sorry man.
    OBI-WAN: No prob dude. Just chillin' with my homees!
    Obi-Wan gets into his ship with Janette, rude noises heard...llots of time later:
    JANGO: Yo, dude, whenver you're ready!
    OBI-WAN: Yo, chill man, I got the entire council taking turns up here. Man this is one hot chick!
    JANGO: Ok, well, I gots ta go man. See ya on Geonosis, they're going to begin a war there...
    OBI-WAN: Thanks dude! I owe ya one!
  19. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    (anakin and padme land on tatooine, meet Watto again, and meet Beru and Owen)
    (they tell him about his mom and so he runs to save his mom)
    (Anakin finds his mother at the Tusken Raiders camp)
    Anakin: Come on..Don't die on me mom. (cries)
    Shmi: You were always such a whiny bastard.. I loved you. (smiles) I.. love.. I love.. youu... (dies)
    Anakin: (stares and begins to shake in anger)
    (cuts to the Tusken Raider families enjoying their lives)
    (anakin suddenly bursts out and chops every single one of them up in a bloody rage)
    (cuts to yoda in the bathtub, hes singing the Rubber Ducky song, but then suddenly a hauntingly violent image hits yoda unlike anything hes ever sensed)
    (suddenly qui gons spirit shouts in the vision, but hes actually in the bathroom with yoda!!)
    Yoda: OH my force!!! Qui gon??!
    QuiGon: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    Yoda: (scared) AHHH!!!!!!!!!!
    (Yoda runs out of the bathroom and into Maces room)
    Mace: What is it?!!
    Yoda: Something terrible has happened.. Skywalker is in terrible pain!!! But even Worse..Qui Gon.. stalking me beyond the grave he is!!! Watchging me in the bathub he was.. Gay I fear he has become.
    Mace: Qui Gon..? Gay?! How could that be?!
    Yoda: I'm not sure.. very scary it was.. he was in one of my visions and then I saw Skywalker doing something terrible..
    (moment of silence)
    (suddenly mace notices something)
    Mace: (turns his head in digust) Yoda.. please.. Put on a towel..
    Yoda: Tell me what to do you will not.
    Mace: Please! Its piercing to the eyes.
    Yoda: (ignores Mace) I agree ponder this mystery we must.. But first get liqoured we will... (walks up to Maces liqour cabinet and begins to prepare a drink)
    (suddenly mace notices this and runs up to yoda)
    Mace: What the hell are you doing?! Thats my liqour cabinet!!!
    Yoda: Uhh.. umm NO it isn't.. (yoda waves his hand)
    Mace: (waves his hand) YES IT IS.
    Yoda: (waves his hand) NO IT ISN'T!! (forces grabs the liqour cabinet up)
    Mace: (force grabs it back)
    (cuts to both of them struggling)
    (suddenly qui gon appears)
    QuiGon: Take this!!!
    (Qui Gon force crushes the entire cabinet into dust)
    QuiGon: Now there isn't any liqour!! HAHAH!!!
    Mace: Why you!!!
    (mace jumps to qui gon who disappears laughing his ass off)
    Yoda: But how could Qui Gon be alive?! Died he did.
    Mace: Isn't it obvious Yoda.. with all the random appearances and destructions hes been making for ten years.. I expected you to call the GhostBusters.
    Yoda: Wrong movie this is.. (force slaps Mace)
    Mace: Ow.. (notices yoda again) ..Oh GOD!! Yoda please!! PUT ON A TOWEL! ITS NOT THAT HARD!!!
    .....
  20. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    (cuts back to Anakin bringing his mom to the Lars homestead)
    Anakin: I killed them all!!!!
    Owen: Hey! You skipped our scene!!
    Anakin: Now that you all know the truth....I cannot let you live.. (is about to swing his lightsaber)
    (qui gon appears)
    QuiGon: Anakin!! Anakin!!
    ALL: Will you stop shouting?!
    QuiGon: Oh sorry. (clears throat) What ya'll doin?
    Anakin: Oh not much.. my mom is dead and I killed over 20 tusken raiders.. you?
    QuiGon: ....same old same old.. Being one with the force... destroying buildings on Coruscant..
    Padme: Anakin?! What happened?!
    Anakin: Oh I umm..
    QuiGon: He and I went to a party..he got very loaded and killed some Tusken Raiders because they said stuff about his mom... and umm.. the truth is they married his mom and he killed them for her in a game of wits..
    Padme: Which was?....
    QuiGon: Sabering Tuskens.
    Padme: Oh...(suddenly realises shes talking to a ghost) GAH! Qui Gon?! Is that really you?!
    QuiGon: No! I'm the queen of scottland! Of course I'm qui gon Gin. (burps) (drinks force wine)
    Owen: Hey! can I have some of that? (tries to grab the force wine)
    QuiGon: No! (force pushes owen)
    Padme: (sniffle) So sad.. (looks to Shmi)
    QuiGon: Yea it is.. (burps)
    Anakin: (burries shmi) I will not fail you again mother. I wasn't strong enough to save you.. Someday I will be the strongest jedi ever.. I will even learn how to stop people from dieing.
    QuiGon: Oh please!!! (rolls eyes)
    Anakin: Shh.. I'm foreshadowing you moron!
    QuiGon: Oh alright! You mean like when I was killed and my body didn't disappear?
    Anakin: Yep
    QuiGon: Yea.. I was a bit puzzled about that..
    Padme: Hey.. look.. here comes c3p0!! (grabs Anakins Lightsaber and slices up C3PO) HAHAH!!!
    QuiGon: HAHAH!! You have learned well sweet buns!!!!
    (Qui Gon is about to force slap Padmes butt when suddenly Anakin looks to Qui Gon...)
    Anakin: :mad:
    QuiGon: :(
  21. Tupolov Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 4
    C-3p0: It seems he is carrying a message from an "ObiWan Kenobi. Anyone familar with that man?
    Anakin: Why yes, I know a man named ObiWan, imagine that, two ObiWans.
    QuiGon: No you idiot, (force slaps anakin)
  22. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    (cuts to obi wan transmitting a message to padme then to the council)
    Obiwan: Yo! I'm on Geonosis yall!
    Yoda: Obiwan.. what have you discovered?
    Obiwan: They are using a mango named Mango Fett to create a Wookie army.
    Yoda: Mmmm.. Mango.
  23. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    *Mango pops out of nowhere*

    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...
    Mango: *dances*
    Yoda: hmmm... mango...

    All you need is love!
  24. Tupolov Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 4
    Windu: Anakin, you are to stay there and protect the senator.
    Anakin: But what if she goes to Geonosis?
    Windu: Well then you go dagnabbit! Hey QuiGon!
    QuiGon: Hey (goes to geonosis and gets jango's ship. releases thermal detonator on coruscant)
    Windu: Oh that quiGon was such a joker. HAHAHAHA
    Yoda: Funny, he was, insane, but funny. HAHAHAHAHAH
  25. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    Mango: *dances*
    Qui-gon, mace, and yoda: hmmm... Mango...

    All you need is love!
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