Games Forum QUIZ for Mr. Mod Man

Remember the quiz? These are Solo's answers the first time around (5/23/02). Let's see if he can do better almost 3 years later.

1. What is a force boat?
Evil.

2. What do the letters JCNGL stand for?
Jedi Council Dot Net Gaming League.

3. Who is Howlrunner22 and what did he do here?
Ex-Mod.

4. Where do the phrases "THA POWA!" and "MAH GAWD!" come from? Who inspired these? (I've seen far to many of you using this and you use it out of context so much its pathetic. There are only 3 of us that get this joke. AA doesn't even get it. And do you know what he does about it? HE DOESN'T POST IT! AA is not a tool.)
Err... right.

5. What does it mean when someone uses ; instead of ' when writing contractions and possessive words?
; is a semi colon. ' is a inverted comma. You've lost me for the rest of it.

6. Pillow?
Nope.

7. Why does JP let his saucy Latino wife push him around?
Because she's fathering his children.

8. Who is TEH LEADER?
Wedge as far as I know. Unless it's pre ESB, then it's Garven Dreis.

9. What do you use to stop an ATAKING SNAK that may spit at you?
Dunno. Just run before you get scuttled.

10. Who is the greatest Games Forum poster of all time? (other than me)
Pfft..

11. What is up Lord Ban's ass?
Lord Ban.

12. Why must Garry Gaber be beaten severely?
Force boat?

13. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
32.

14. Remember when Howly said that he had set up Games to be self-reliant and that it didn't need a mod? LOL!
No.

15. You just stepped in a puddle. What is it a puddle OF? (old school)
Pfft.. BLUE?

16. PreacherBoy was removed as the games mod, why? And what is his role now?
TF.N Games bloke. Or he's been kicked permanantly so it's back on the Dole for him.

17. How much ass do I kick? Seriously. It's got to be a wicked lot.
You've lost me.

18. What do we do to pointless console threads?
Most of the time, Console threads end up in a perpetual state of Console War, where Flaming can be seen as just another piece of console war and thus disregarded as actual flaming.

19. What is the DF2: Jedi Knight health cheat code?
Off the top of my head, 'Red5', I may be wrong.

20. Since Jade is AA's sister/wife, what would you get if they had children?
Trolls me-thinks.


That's 7 out of 20. N00b.

 

Since SC failed to complete the quiz within the allotted ten minute period, the testing window will be extended by additional ten minute intervals, with the final score dropping one point for each extra time period taken. That is all for now.

 

1. It's a boat made of force.

2. Jedi Council Net Gaming League

3. He was the double-standard setting, JK fluking, totalitarian, yet strangely arousing Moderator back in 01 and before!!!!!.

4. MAH GAWD. I do not know. I'm guessing PB pioneered it during some drunken Roger Wilco session over a game of CS.

5. They missed.

6. //rests head.

7. Again, Because she's fathering his children.

8. If I told you, they'd keel me.

9. Refer to: My Colours.

10. It's a close one between SFL and Yoshi.

11. His bane stick.

12. For masquerading as the captain of the Force Boat.

13. Sorry for the Inconvenience...
...alright, 32.
...I mean, 42.

14. They sure showed him.

15. I've stepped in a PUDDLE? WT[H]? WHY IS'NT SOME NOOB SWABBING IT UP!!!

16. Oh emm gee. He LEEKED INFORMAYSHION !!! He was still Games staff for awhile, and then he got pwned by the might of the powers that be.

17. Less than you used to.

18. Laugh at them from afar, wait for some n00b to slip up, and then humiliate him with a torrent of depravation plucked straight from the TOS.

19. Red5

20. Trolls. Thousands of them.

 

That would have been a 10/20. Howver, you took way to much time, and that docks you a point.
The answer to number 17 docks you 2 points.

You get the same score. Way to go, asshat.

 

Meh.

 

...Damn.

 

Now make that other Games Mod do it.

Doubt he'd break 2.

 

Ironic you say that, I was about to suggest the same thing...

...and Errant.

 

JP, you got a 13 when you were the mod. That's almost double. And you have the handicap of being ancient.

 

NO. He got most of them wrong anyway.

 

15. You just stepped in a puddle. What is it a puddle OF? (old school)

It's tes tea. Well, it was until I mopped it up...

 

You guys suck at this.



1. What is a force boat?
-It's a boat. Made of force.


2. What do the letters JCNGL stand for?
-Jedi Council.Net Gaming League.


3. Who is Howlrunner22 and what did he do here?
-He was the 14 year-old mod of this forum. He also courted Connemara.


4. Where do the phrases "THA POWA!" and "MAH GAWD!" come from? Who inspired these?
-No idea.


5. What does it mean when someone uses ; instead of ' when writing contractions and possessive words?
-It's a typo. The ; key is right next to the ' key and the typist made a mistake.


6. Pillow?
-No idea.


7. Why does JP let his saucy Latino wife push him around?
-Because she gives him babies.


8. Who is TEH LEADER?
-Bib.


9. What do you use to stop an ATAKING SNAK that may spit at you?
-A blue.


10. Who is the greatest Games Forum poster of all time? (other than me)
-Dan.


11. What is up Lord Ban's ass?
-A SNAK.


12. Why must Garry Gaber be beaten severely?
-He put forceboat in the GBG demo, but not in the full retail version of the game.


13. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
-42.


14. Remember when Howly said that he had set up Games to be self-reliant and that it didn't need a mod? LOL!
-Yes. He also split the Games forum into the four sections it is in today (Board and Video Games, TCG, CCG, and RPG).


15. You just stepped in a puddle. What is it a puddle OF? (old school)
-Sexiness.


16. PreacherBoy was removed as the games mod, why? And what is his role now?
-Because he got in trouble with the people in charge.
-TFN Games.


17. How much ass do I kick? Seriously. It's got to be a wicked lot.
-A lot.


18. What do we do to pointless console threads?
-Remember Yoshi and pay homage to his arguments and logic.


19. What is the DF2: Jedi Knight health cheat code?
-bactame.


20. Since Jade is AA's sister/wife, what would you get if they had children?
-Trolls. Bib and Dan claimed rights to the first few.

 

And what is his role now?

-TFN Games.

Welcome to 3 years ago.

 

The quiz was written three years ago, thus my answer was intended for what he was doing at the time.




(Okay, I messed up. Don't tell anyone.)

 

4. Where do the phrases "THA POWA!" and "MAH GAWD!" come from? Who inspired these?

Teh Dane came up with them, and they appeared during the first SNAK ATAK.

 

You should be teh forceboat historian. As your signature references, you probably know more about teh forceboat than most of us remember.

Good work.

 

I was giving a good amount of thought to printing out a hard copy of the forceboat. Maybe laminating it.

Anyway, Mr. Other Mod Man got THREE OUT OF TWENTY. TERRIBLE. LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK.

Sithy got 10. Still pretty bad for someone who should know way more.

 

I'm bored, so I'll do this, even though its not intended for me.

1. What is a force boat?

Its a locked topic, that result in me getting pwned after banning Sithy. Other than that, its a boat made of the force. Duh

2. What do the letters JCNGL stand for?
Jedi Council.Net Gaming League.

3. Who is Howlrunner22 and what did he do here?

Ex-Games Mod.

4. Where do the phrases "THA POWA!" and "MAH GAWD!" come from? Who inspired these?

My guess is it came from Dan.

5. What does it mean when someone uses ; instead of ' when writing contractions and possessive words?

It means u r 1337.

6. Pillow?

Sure.

7. Why does JP let his saucy Latino wife push him around?

Would you say NO to your saucy Latino wife?

8. Who is TEH LEADER?

Dan. DANISGOD!.

9. What do you use to stop an ATAKING SNAK that may spit at you?

Depends. A shotgun works great, but so do BLUES and REDS

10. Who is the greatest Games Forum poster of all time? (other than me)

Dan

11. What is up Lord Ban's ass?

Preacherboy

12. Why must Garry Gaber be beaten severely?

He lied to us about the FB cheat and should be shot! Or at least of put it in the retail game and not the demo!

13. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Dan

14. Remember when Howly said that he had set up Games to be self-reliant and that it didn't need a mod? LOL!

He must've been drunk. But I don't remember.

15. You just stepped in a puddle. What is it a puddle OF? (old school)

I don't want to know.

16. PreacherBoy was removed as the games mod, why? And what is his role now?

He was a crazy user, who went out and got himself banned, let the forum run wild and banned people just for the hell of it. He's currently one of the most revered banned members of all time.

17. How much ass do I kick? Seriously. It's got to be a wicked lot.

Ummm, I heard none.

18. What do we do to pointless console threads?

Discuss them with civility like in the most recent one.

19. What is the DF2: Jedi Knight health cheat code?

Red5

20. Since Jade is AA's sister/wife, what would you get if they had children?

Little angels.

 

I got way more than 10.

 

Errant got a Three as well. He would have gotten a 5 1/2, but lost some points for way to many mentions of Dan (let's remember who wrote and is scoring this quiz, please) and for his answer to #17.

Sithy, I will PM you with your exact results.

 

Damn! I knew I should've sucked up some in that.

 

So far Dane is still the champion with an outstanding 19 out of 20. A WINNAR IS YUO!

 

While I tied with Quest, at least I know that actually I got a 5.5 and I only tied with him because I had deductions.