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  1. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    The quote is from Severus Snape

    "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

    @Juliet316, your choices:

    "I can spank you how to sprint necklaces, lift bucket lists, even gulp bumper stickers, if you aren't as wrinkled a bunch of wieners as I usually have to roast."

    "I can hack you how to tickle sadists, decapitate anacondas, even swallow Redcoats, if you aren't as notorious a bunch of Nazis as I usually have to club."

    "I can exclaim you how to examine elephants, dematerialize sonic screwdrivers, even expostulate lightsabers, if you aren't as bloated a bunch of doctors as I usually have to exterminate."

    "I can peel you how to regurgitate Venus flytraps, capture nouns, even cram skunks, if you aren't as numb a bunch of flocks that I usually have to flirt."
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  2. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Oh good lord these are wonderful.
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    The quote is from Hermione Granger

    "Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."

    @Healer_Leona, your choices:

    "Theodore Roosevelt, you are the most voluptuous haberdasher I have ever had the chandelier to vilify."

    "David, you are the most apprehensive paper I have ever had the pen to write."

    "Nicholas Cage, you are the most insane hair stylist I have ever had the ghost-rider to cackle."

    "Jane, you are the most sloppy woodpecker I have ever had the dandelion to honk."
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    Really difficult choice here, but I just got great visuals with number 1! lol
  8. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Point to Random Comments. One more point to him and he's a winner!

    1. @I Are The Internets: 3
    2. @Juliet316: 1
    3. @Healer_Leona: 3
    4. @Nyota's Heart: 2
    5. @Random Comments: 4

    Nyota, you're the next judge. Everyone else:


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    Now obviously none of the names are full names, just first or last ones. But I think it will make it funnier if we have them as full names instead
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    Woot!! What a doozy of a long quote this must be. :D
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  12. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Damn I thought the Nic Cage thing was a sure win.
  13. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    The quote is from Remus Lupin

    "You are determined to hate him, Harry. And I understand; with James as your father, with Sirius as your godfather, you have inherited an old prejudice. By all means tell Dumbledore what you have told Arthur and me, but do not expect him to share your view of the matter; do not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell him. It might have been on Dumbledore's orders that Severus questioned Draco."

    @Nyota's Heart, your choices:

    "You are determined to hate him, Paul McGann. And I understand; with John Hurt as your box, and Christopher Eccelston as your screwdriver, you have ran a beneficent car. By all means tell David Tennant what you have told Matt Smith and me, but do not expect him to walk your concrete of the block; do not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell him. It might have been on David Tennant's orders that Peter Capaldi swam Rowan Atkinson"

    "You are determined to hate him, Hershel Layton. . And I understand with Paul McGann as your shoe rack, and Zachary Quinto as your harpischord, you have expired an overwhelming heart. By all means tell Lando Calrissian what you have told Beren Erchamion and me, but do not expect him to disappear your cruise liner of the legislation.; do not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell him. It might have been on Lando Calrissian's orders that Natalie Portman wondered Sherlock Holmes."

    "You are determined to hate him, Charlie Sheen. And I understand with Gary Busey as your cenobite, and Bob Saget as your cross-dresser, you have farted a deformed mutant. By all means tell Kevin Costner what you have told Jerry Seinfeld and me, but do not expect him to laugh your comedian of the idiot; do not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell him. It might have been on Kevin Costner's orders that Steven Segal slapped Dolph Lundgren."

    "You are determined to hate him, Doogie Howser. And I understand with Dr. Frasier Crane as your tractor and Marcia Brady as your marmalade you have handcuffed a cylindrical Christmas tree. By all means tell Bart Simpson what you have told Tommy Pickles and me, but do not expect him to sew your catnip of the saber tooth tiger; do not even expect him to be surprised by what you tell him. It might have been on Bart Simpson's orders that Sherlock Holmes fractured Buffy Summers."

    Two Sherlock Holmes and Paul McGanns!
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    *chokes on a hot dog in laughter*
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    Well, they did release a minisode with McGann...it was on the minds of a few of us. :p
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    Point to Leona. We now have two players who are close to victory! Though one of them is judging this round.

    1. @I Are The Internets: 3
    2. @Juliet316: 1
    3. @Healer_Leona: 4
    4. @Nyota's Heart: 2
    5. @Random Comments: 4

    RC, you're the next judge. Everyone else:


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  20. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    The quote is by Lord Voldemort:

    "So, your mother tried to save you. Yes, that's a powerful counter-charm. I can see now ... there is nothing special about you, after all. I wondered, you see. There are strange likenesses between us, after all. Even you must have noticed. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by Muggles. Probably the only two Parselmouths to come to Hogwarts since the Great Slytherin himself. We even look something alike ... but after all, it was merely a lucky chance that saved you from me. That's all I wanted to know."

    @Random Comments, your choices:

    "So, your sellout tried to beat you. Yes, that's an ugly doofus. I can see now ... there is nothing wibbly wobbly about you, after all. I wondered, you see. There are timey wimey likenesses between us, after all. Even you must have noticed. Both doctors, Michael Jackson impersonators, vomited by thought police. Probably the only two male strippers to come to Krypton since the malevolent Darth Sapient himself. We even look something alike ... but after all, it was merely a creepy moderator that kidnapped you from me. That's all I wanted to know."

    "So, your slipper tried to capsize you. Yes, that's a stingy umbrella. I can see now ... there is nothing bossy about you, after all. I wondered, you see. There are nervous likenesses between us, after all. Even you must have noticed. Both newspapers, skirts, hopped by geckos. Probably the only two spoons to come to Sri Lanka since the lazy Steve Harvey himself. We even look something alike ... but after all, it was merely a sarcastic circus that traveled you from me. That's all I wanted to know."

    "So, your fez tried to wear you. Yes, that's a starchy velvet. I can see now ... there is nothing husky about you, after all. I wondered, you see. There are hideous likenesses between us, after all. Even you must have noticed. Both glasses, bow-ties, ran by boxes. Probably the only two cars to come to London since the gangling Matt Smith himself. We even look something alike ... but after all, it was merely an other screwdriver that walked you from me. That's all I wanted to know."

    "So, your chicken pot-pie tried to age you. Yes, that's a steaming freckle. I can see now ... there is nothing cancerous about you, after all. I wondered, you see. There are skinned likenesses between us, after all. Even you must have noticed. Both pustules, trendrils, sacrifices by French fries. Probably the only two boogers to come to Mordor since the scintillating Judge Judy herself. We even look something alike ... but after all, it was merely a twitterpated Boeing 747 that fell you from me. That's all I wanted to know."
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    Once again, I end up choking on food in laughter.
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    Oh, number four!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] =D=
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