[Gen] Quote du jour

Topic pretty much says it all, so if you got 'em, post 'em.


"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."

-Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

 

"Our new friends are starting to scare me."
redvsblue.com

 

"Hey, you took my kill."
"I didn't see your name on it."

redvsblue

 

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

Umberto Eco

 

"if you have legs, and are flamable, then you are never blocking a fire exit. like if someone shouts fire, im not gonna run"
-mitch hedberg

"P.S.- If Q and R were eliminated from the alphabet, these letters would be next to each other."

-also mitch

 

"Give me health and a day, and I will make the pomp of Emperor's ridiculous."

R. W. Emerson

 

"Thanks to the Internet, I'm now completely bored with sex!"

-Philip J. Fry, Futurama

 

"Just let me die."
"You can't die. I'm bored."

Some more

"What do you see?"
"Some walls, and some ceilings. No, a ceiling."
"What are they saying?"
"Kill the reds, kill the reds."
"You aren't going to like it."

"Rest in peace scumbag."

redvsblue

 

"Cowabunnnngggggggggg... Ow! Not funny Raph."

"Oh yes it is."

TMNT

 

you got the rvb quote wrong sis, now you have to walk home.

"no one can stop me now, exept for him, and him, and maby him. ok anybody can stop me, well not him i could take him down"
me, i need to get out more

 

"Don?t say things. What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary."

R. W. Emerson

 

"Love is not all: it is not meat nor drink
Nor slumber nor a roof against the rain"

E. St.V. Millay

 

"Intellectually I know America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country."

Sinclair Lewis

 

"Captain! Come here! I think I've found som...*"

-Any red-shirted extra on an away mission from Star Trek

 

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."

Jimmy Durante

 

"It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to speculate on what we may yet find at galaxy?s edge. But in the process, we have lost the human element; not to mention the high hope of those quaint days when flight would create ?one world.? Instead of one world, we have ?star wars,? and a future in which dumb dented human toys will drift mindlessly about the cosmos long after our small planet?s dead."

Gore Vidal

 

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

 

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working." Albert Giacometti (sculptor)

 

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

 

"I'm busier then a one legged man in a butt kicking contest"

-Don't know who

 

"Is somebody there? Would you please help me? I'm scarying myself." redvsblue

 

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)

 

Stephen Hawking.....



"It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value."

 

Carl Sagan.....



"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere."