JCC General Zod's dramatic reading of a sorority members angry email

I resent that. If I were a hipster I'd own a cat...probably named after a Chuck Pahlaniuk character too.

 

pygmy

 

That's more like it.

*click*

 

Dave, for being such a neohippie, anarchist, free spirited, tree hugging, beer swillin', blunt smokin' nerdtastic dork, you sure do follow a lot of rules.

 

I'm 33, and I know who Cab Calloway was.

 

You're 33?

 

Yes, and????

 

You, err, know who Cab Calloway was.

 

Easy enough to know, if you lived in a household where all kinds of music, including swing and jazz were played. Also, I figured out pretty quickly he was more than "Just that guy who guested on the Cosby Show."

 

To be honest, your age is probably the first detail about you I've gleaned outside of your Star Trek, Doctor Who and death obsession. Maybe you're a lab tech too? And now I know your age. I'm not gonna go all Harpuah on your ass, but you're even more anonymous than J Wox round here...

 

I value my privacy, but I'm not exactly shy about my age when asked. Tended to keep the creeps away that were only interested in the underage stuff on AIM back when I had AOL.

 

Stay frosty, Juliet.

 

I read the email first and I absolutely laughed my ass off! It's worth reading the email. It's carefully constructed, intentionally un-politic, faux rage. There is not a single spelling or grammar error that I could find. When reading through her twitter feed, there is a similar level of attention to detail that's not that common in today's instant communication. I point all this out to say that I disagree that she got where she is (Chapter President or whatever before she "resigned") because she's hot/pretty/whatever. She's attractive enough, but I suspect she's actually quite competent and that's the real reason for her being tolerated for as long as she has been. I've met people like that in my life and when people complain about them, some (bad) supervisors will say things like "Well, she gets the job done". It's only after their shenanigans become a public embarrassment that they get really dealt with.

That's the great thing about the internet. This young lady will certainly land on her feet and a year from now, her 15 mins of infamy will be up and no one will know who she is. But hopefully she's learned a bit about effective communication and will probably have to live with articulating her new-found wisdom to every potential employer for the next few years.

 

On the subject of landing on her feet, it would seem she's earned a job offer! lol

 

I'm surprised that...which one is it that usually offers, Vivid? Surprised they didn't make their usualy offer.

I only know of Scores from listening to Howard Stern years ago.

 

Dammit, I was hoping this was Terrance Stamp reading it too. Maybe they should make a video where Shannon and Stamp read the email together?

 

As long as Stamp makes Shannon kneel before him at some point.

 

are people "worked up" about it? i think most people just thought it was really funny that she was so worked up about sorority stuff. that's certainly the tone of everything ive read about it

 

More like a storm in a B cup.

 

Yeah. We know the scene Montie.