Generic seasons greetings

Discussion in 'Macon, GA' started by Smiling-Otter, Dec 14, 2002.

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  1. Smiling-Otter Jedi Knight

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    Mar 21, 2001
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    Dear Friends / acquaintances / accomplices (please circle)

    From me (hereinafter "the wishor") to you (hereinafter "the wishee"):

    Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

    This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

    The aforesaid wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Savior", "God", "Goddess", "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" or any other festive or secular figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

    This greeting is made and bound under US Law.

    Wishing you moderately pleasant feelings,

    Tom
  2. Allie Fox FanForce CR Macon GA US

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    Oh goody goody!

    I can't wait until TNT runs its annual "24 hours of 'An environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday Story'"

    That Darren McGavin is a hoot!
  3. Smiling-Otter Jedi Knight

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    Mar 21, 2001
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    He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!
  4. Allie Fox FanForce CR Macon GA US

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    Uh Don't talk to me, I'm. . . uh thinking!
  5. Force_Me Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 12, 2002
    Live long and prosper....

    I mean may the Force be with you.
  6. Minacia_Brightstar Jedi Youngling

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    May 23, 2001
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    Merry <insert holiday / religious obeservance of your choice here>! :)

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MACON CLONES! :D
  7. sabrann Jedi Knight

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    Oct 23, 2002
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    Happy Holidays ( I think that covers the scope of desentcey )
  8. Allie Fox FanForce CR Macon GA US

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    ^back up^

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!
  9. Meriwyn Former RSA

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    Happy Holidays from all of us here in New York! Be safe and happy, and hopefully our groups' paths will cross sometime in 2003 (maybe DragonCon??) :)
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