George Lucas' School For Theatrical Villainy

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  1. JediGuardian_Mazzara Jedi Padawan

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    Hi everyone and "Welcome to George Lucas' School For Theatrical Villainy" it's a great school started by WesJanson1138, ConmmanderSesfan, Jedi_Master_Mazzara, and of course me. it is a great school and all are welcome. come and learn the way of Theatrical Villainy, as tought by the "Big Man" himself, George Lucas (no relation to Lucas' Laundry Mat) come and discuss Theatrical Villainy, or what ever, just enjoy yourself :)
  2. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 1: Create a cool villain and kill him off before the end of the film.
  3. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 2. Before killing him show off a bunch of cool gadgets, weapons, costumes etc. that no good guy ever has
  4. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Lesson 3: Always make the villian from the next movie cooler than the one from the last.
  5. JediGuardian_Mazzara Jedi Padawan

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    Lesson 4.
    cut out a good scene of someone fighting with two light sabers then show small footege of it, but never relese, keeping spectaters at edge.
  6. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    5. Make a really cool villain kill of the coolest heroes before the end of the first movie...
  7. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Hahah...Mazzara is still bitter about Qui Gon :) Yeah, he was cool, come to think of it. But I think his really advanced the plot in the way his continued existence never could. Same with Obi Wan dying in Episode IV.
  8. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Confound it...they both should have lived... Luke should have been killed, and in EPI it should have been Ric Olie...
  9. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Lesson 6: British Accent.
  10. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 7. Have a cheese break every ten minutes





    --dont ask
  11. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 7: Create a worse peripheral character for every new bad guy.
  12. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Always use redundency always!
  13. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    make the guy have a girlfriend (makes him look cooler :D )
  14. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Then kill off the girlfriend and make guy go beserk and kill off the even cooler guy who is probably tied for the best character to have ever graced the Star Wars screen...
  15. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    then make him commit suicide by jumping off a cliff and ironically landing on his girlfriend's grave
  16. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Then let him spew a pile of corny mushy lines which have nothing to do with the plot AT ALL!
  17. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 13: Get the audience to love your new awesome bad guy, then release a documentary on DVD showing how all his fight scenes were replaced with stunt doubles.
  18. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    then laugh at the audiences gullibility,
  19. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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  20. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    but stop right before your lungs collapse
  21. JediGuardian_Mazzara Jedi Padawan

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    take a ten minute break and then start laughing again.
  22. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    moving on to the next lesson...
  23. wesjanson1138 Jedi Master

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    Lesson 14: Get a whole bunch of awesome bounty hunter characters together, and only develop one, leaving the others to be blown out of proportion in pulp fiction...
  24. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Lesson 15: Make sure that cool bad dude's first name is Darth.
  25. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    very good lesson this one is
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