George Lucas' School For Theatrical Villainy

Hi everyone and "Welcome to George Lucas' School For Theatrical Villainy" it's a great school started by WesJanson1138, ConmmanderSesfan, Jedi_Master_Mazzara, and of course me. it is a great school and all are welcome. come and learn the way of Theatrical Villainy, as tought by the "Big Man" himself, George Lucas (no relation to Lucas' Laundry Mat) come and discuss Theatrical Villainy, or what ever, just enjoy yourself

 

Lesson 1: Create a cool villain and kill him off before the end of the film.

 

Lesson 2. Before killing him show off a bunch of cool gadgets, weapons, costumes etc. that no good guy ever has

 

Lesson 3: Always make the villian from the next movie cooler than the one from the last.

 

Lesson 4.
cut out a good scene of someone fighting with two light sabers then show small footege of it, but never relese, keeping spectaters at edge.

 

5. Make a really cool villain kill of the coolest heroes before the end of the first movie...

 

Hahah...Mazzara is still bitter about Qui Gon Yeah, he was cool, come to think of it. But I think his really advanced the plot in the way his continued existence never could. Same with Obi Wan dying in Episode IV.

 

Confound it...they both should have lived... Luke should have been killed, and in EPI it should have been Ric Olie...

 

Lesson 6: British Accent.

 

Lesson 7. Have a cheese break every ten minutes





--dont ask

 

Lesson 7: Create a worse peripheral character for every new bad guy.

 

Always use redundency always!

 

make the guy have a girlfriend (makes him look cooler )

 

Then kill off the girlfriend and make guy go beserk and kill off the even cooler guy who is probably tied for the best character to have ever graced the Star Wars screen...

 

then make him commit suicide by jumping off a cliff and ironically landing on his girlfriend's grave

 

Then let him spew a pile of corny mushy lines which have nothing to do with the plot AT ALL!

 

Lesson 13: Get the audience to love your new awesome bad guy, then release a documentary on DVD showing how all his fight scenes were replaced with stunt doubles.

 

then laugh at the audiences gullibility,

 

Then laugh more!

 

but stop right before your lungs collapse

 

take a ten minute break and then start laughing again.

 

moving on to the next lesson...

 

Lesson 14: Get a whole bunch of awesome bounty hunter characters together, and only develop one, leaving the others to be blown out of proportion in pulp fiction...

 

Lesson 15: Make sure that cool bad dude's first name is Darth.

 

very good lesson this one is