JCC George Washington vs. Hitler

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

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    Who would win in a fight to the death and why.
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  2. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  3. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    Deadliest Warrior has been cancelled, so sorry we will never know.
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  5. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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  6. EHT New Films Manager

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    It would be a tie until Abraham Lincoln arrived and killed Hitler. And then beat up Washington for not being able to do it himself.
  7. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    What is this thing!?!
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  8. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    Rory Williams! He's already knocked Hiter once and then stuffed him in a closet/cupboard
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  9. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    I suppose it would depend how effective wooden teeth are against the mini-moustache of doom :p
  10. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    Indiana Jones and the mini mustache of doom







    Also starring Georgio Washingtonius as Gee Wash.
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  11. TheShinyLightsaber Jedi Padawan

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    Adolf Hitler being a cripple, would lose.
  12. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    They say George was pretty cold hardy. I bet he had way more crazy backwoods survival skills. More of a Rambo-ton than a perfumed Hitler-ceasar.
  13. TheRascalKing Jedi Grand Master

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    No contest, in a 1-on-1 fist fight Hitler would be down in a matter of seconds. George was a pretty tough dude.
  14. Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus

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    Mecha Hitler disagrees.

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    He still loses though. Washington chops him down like a cherry tree.
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    the koei "Warriors" historical fighting games are slowly moving forward in time and west in scope. someday soon, we may know...
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  16. Jedi_Hood Force Ghost

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    Hitler was a cripple? o_O
  17. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    I'd pay to see that:

    George Washington: Nazi Hunter.
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  18. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Tagline: "He cannot tell a lie - it's Nazi killing time."
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  19. TheShinyLightsaber Jedi Padawan

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    Yes.
  20. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    He was gas powered.

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  21. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I can't figure out if Shiny is referring to speculation that he was suffering from the early stages of Parkinson's during WW2, his crippling amphetamine addiction, or if this is another 40% cancer incidence thing.
  22. TheShinyLightsaber Jedi Padawan

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    I would have to guess he is referring to Hitler standing next to a bomb when it went off and hundreds of splinters in him, and that parkinsons problem.
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  23. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    He was crippled in the head. That's a proven fact.
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  24. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    hitler had morgellons
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  25. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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