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JCC George Washington vs. Hitler

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    That bomb blast didn't actually cripple him, unless you count ruptured ear drums - which isn't exactly Richard III level disability. And I'd say the early stages of Parkinsons probably put him on an equal level with Washington considering the latter's constant pain from dental issues.

    I'd say it'd be a close fight if they were in an open field starting fifty feet apart.
     
  2. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    what if they had lightsabers
     
  3. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Washington might have a disadvantage because, being a man of the enlightenment, he might want to calm Hitler down when that little man came at him in a fit of rage.

    Then again, G Mans reach gives him an advantage if he just wants to pop Hitler in the head.
     
  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Then all bets are off.
     
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  5. Game3525

    Game3525 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    A better fight would be George Washington vs Andrew Jackson.
     
  6. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i dunno g-dubs probably had some saber training right? as a military officer of the day
     
  7. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    yeah I think dubs vs hitler with lightsabers could turn out like Dooku vs Anakin in AOTC.
     
  8. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ghandi = yoda
     
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  9. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  10. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Hitler, on account of having more advanced weaponry. He could use a gun that could be more accurate from farther away, not to mention grenades. Washington is tougher physically, but that only helps if he surprises Hitler and gets him into close-quarters combat, which Hitler would watch out for.
     
  11. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    no read the thread tehy both have lightsabers GOD
     
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  12. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Would Hitler be a Sith Lord? Having more powerful Force attacks would give him advantage of Obi Wanshington
     
  13. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Hitler, he only had one ball.
    Goering had two, but very small
    And Himmler? So very sim'lar
    But poor ol' Goebbels had no balls at all.
     
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  14. cipe

    cipe Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hitler would win. He would have air supremacy.
     
  15. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ahem, George Washington and its air wing of F/A-18 Super Hornets might like a word with you.