JCC George Washington vs. Hitler

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  1. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    That bomb blast didn't actually cripple him, unless you count ruptured ear drums - which isn't exactly Richard III level disability. And I'd say the early stages of Parkinsons probably put him on an equal level with Washington considering the latter's constant pain from dental issues.

    I'd say it'd be a close fight if they were in an open field starting fifty feet apart.
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  2. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    what if they had lightsabers
  3. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    Washington might have a disadvantage because, being a man of the enlightenment, he might want to calm Hitler down when that little man came at him in a fit of rage.

    Then again, G Mans reach gives him an advantage if he just wants to pop Hitler in the head.
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  4. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Then all bets are off.
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  5. Game3525 Force Ghost

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    A better fight would be George Washington vs Andrew Jackson.
  6. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i dunno g-dubs probably had some saber training right? as a military officer of the day
  7. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    yeah I think dubs vs hitler with lightsabers could turn out like Dooku vs Anakin in AOTC.
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  8. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    ghandi = yoda
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  9. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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  10. MrZAP Force Ghost

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    Hitler, on account of having more advanced weaponry. He could use a gun that could be more accurate from farther away, not to mention grenades. Washington is tougher physically, but that only helps if he surprises Hitler and gets him into close-quarters combat, which Hitler would watch out for.
  11. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    no read the thread tehy both have lightsabers GOD
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  12. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Would Hitler be a Sith Lord? Having more powerful Force attacks would give him advantage of Obi Wanshington
  13. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Hitler, he only had one ball.
    Goering had two, but very small
    And Himmler? So very sim'lar
    But poor ol' Goebbels had no balls at all.
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  14. cipe Jedi Knight

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    Hitler would win. He would have air supremacy.
  15. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    Ahem, George Washington and its air wing of F/A-18 Super Hornets might like a word with you.
    Last edited by Alpha-Red, Sep 10, 2012