FF:QLD Getting to know the QFF... A Questionnaire.

I've been thinking of other fun things to do with my down time...
And for the life of me I couldn't think of anything.

So here's a recycled idea we had here aeons ago, well my take on it anyway.
This might help us get to know each other a little better.

You never know, we might end up actually understanding where Nyder is coming from.

So, here we go with the 20 questions...

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

Yes, I know 20 questions seems like a lot, but I've done the hard work for you...
Just cut and paste the questions, or press quote reply(and delete the other stuff),
add your answers, and PRESTO!!!

"It's as easy as lyin'."

 

So I'll go first I suppose...

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Hambo... though my mum calls me Hammy.
I also get called "Hey Deushbag!" from time to time.

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
Forrest Whittaker with Vin Diesel's haircut.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
I am a Doorman at a club.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
Either Screenwriting... or a Driver for an F1 team.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
An Apartment in the city.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
La Cerveza Mas Fina... CORONA.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
The Char Kway Tiao(rice noodle) from George Miu's Chinese...
and some KFC original recipe skin...
and a CORONA.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
I'm essentially an Atheist, but I do believe in a sort of logical 'Karma'.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
Current-1992 Commodore Wagon
Rather-1998 Supra RZ Twin-Turbo

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
"If life gives you butt-cheeks... FART."

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
The lookout on top of Mt Tinbeerwah, near where I grew up. I would lie down, look at the sky, and actually see the curvature of the earth... absolutely awe-inspiring. As good as it is by day, it is nothing compared to the view of the 'black' you get at night. Can't get stars like that in the city.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Mr Browne, Geography, and because he believed in me even though I was a rotten punk clown of a kid.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Male-Ayrton Senna(Formula 1)
Female-Justine Henin-Hardenne(Tennis)

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Leeds United(Football)

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
Mushy Love Letters in grade 9 to a girl named Natacha...
which I might add ended up being read by my footy buddies.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Jedi...
Outfit-Jedi tunic(cream) with sleeveless brown cloak.
Weapon-Double edged lightsaber(green)
Abilities-Martial arts skillz and the Force dude.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Sarah McLachlan

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
A movie/play,
A sporting event,
A concert,
A bar/club.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
True Love, or Tooooo Blaaaeve... I can never decide.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
I can dislocate my right thumb on cue(old footy injury)...
Oh, I can also do the splits(a diet of Taekwondo and Van-Damme movies as a child).

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Dan. Only my mother calls me Daniel.

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Never really thought about that one.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Delivery driver.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

History and English teacher.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

Villa by the water.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Cyan... oh right, Irish Whiskey

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Cyanide. I'm going to my death on my terms, baby.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Lapsed Anglican. No-one is telling me how to belief in a superior being.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

a. Ford Courier GL dual cab ute (really a Mazda Bravo in disguise - that's my story and I'm sticking to it). b. ASLAV-25 modified for civilian use ('course, they'd have to legalise heavy cannons and machine guns before I'd be satisifed).

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

"Here's 40 cents. Call someone who cares".

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

A beach in New Caledonia watching the sunset. For one brief moment, everything in the world felt as though it was in a state of total harmony.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Mr van Genderen, Manual Arts. I suppose it was a commonality in hobbies and the fact I liked the subjects in question. I was always good at making things with my hands, and drawing the designs, but translating it to a career was something I didn't consider and probably would have found abhorrent.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Michael Voss; Libby Lenton

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

Brisbane Lions; North Queensland Cowboys.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

I'd say declaring affection for a girl in my French class by reading sappy poetry in front of the class. I crashed and burned.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

Jedi, definitely Jedi. A blue double bladed lightsabre - I'd be an arrogant prick in terms of my abilities.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

Ooh, tough one. This changes on a near daily basis. I'll leave it blank.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

Movie/play; a concert; a sporting event; a bar/club.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Love and happiness.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

Err... passing out drunk after doing absinthe shooters with whiskey chasers. By doing it the first time...

 

@ #20... just cos I've seen the photos.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Gav for the most part. Though occasionaly I get, "Hey you!"

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Errr, um... Hmmmmm. Well in High School my buddies thought I looked like Harold Ramis.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

I sell Stationary... Dynamite, Nitro, Cherry Bombs, paper clips... You know, office supplies

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Write my very own novel, well kind of doing that now still if only I had more time Dang nabit!

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

Don't know, don't care.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Tuborg or Carlsburg. Just wish it wasn't so expensive. Meh, you get that with imported beers.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Show me the menu then I will decide.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

I believe in life. What else is there?

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

Not driving anything at the moment, but I have a Gemini that doesn't currently work. Still if I had all the money in the world I would get me a rocket. Everyone should travel by rocket

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

I hate bumper stickers.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

A small apartment in Denmark spending time with family and friends. Ah to be there again

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

My art teacher. She changed her name half way through school but I always remember her as Ms Drew. She was great, gave me free riegn to do what I wanted and that's the best way for developing an artistic ability if you ask me. Of course everybody else since then has tried to channel my talents into some kind of conformatity which in essence has killed any artistic desire I may have had. Dang it's hard to get enspired these days.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Bah! I care not for who or what!

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

I hates it to pieces!

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

I don't rightly know

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

Jedi, only because they are more closley resemble wizards. Oh yes, if I could be a wizard I would Anyhoo... Black jedi robes all the way. Heh, I throw you off with my looking mean when really I'm not... Or am I?

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

I've never understood this. Well I appreciate an actor for thier talents and that's about as far as it goes for me.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

A movie/play, A bar (no clubs I don't like them) as for the rest no interest what's so ever.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Valhalla

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

Well if I told you that it really wouldn't be a trick would it.

 

)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Jode, Jo, Mum

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Lisa Mclune apaprently, although she's not a movie star. I've always hoped I look a little Jodie Foster in the right light

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Reception/ admin at a hospital

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Something more creative

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

Villa by the water, although some days an apartment in the city is everything I've ever wanted

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Vodka, or anything tasting like chocolate

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Goat-kind? Anyway.. really nice chicken fettucini and chocolate ice cream

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Tuff one. Not of any religion. Still beleive in love and me, and that'll do.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

Suzuki Vitara. Rather have a New mini with a racing stripe.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

That one about live each day like it's your last, dance like something, love like you've not been hurt..that one.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

Shorncliffe beach under the big tree under Moora Park, closely followed by Mooloolaba beach at sunrise. SOmething about watching the sun come up and being near the water that makes you believe that anything is possible.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Miss Pfaff. Modern History/ English. She made me understand the ways I learnt the best and encouraged me to think for myself. Also made me want to teach history and English, which in hindsight wasn't the best idea!

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Don't really have any..maybe Craig Lowndes for his ability to smile no matter what.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

Brisbane Bullets ( basketball) for the dreams of my youth

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Wow. Too many. I seem to lose all concept of normal behaviour. Ummm..yeah probably running out of French class crying after he told me we were done. Somsthing about highschool french it seems.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

I'm probably one of those extras who does the admin in the Jedi library or something

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

I actually can't think of one! OMG, am I growing out of that?

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

Movie/play, concert, sporting event, bar

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

A place within myself where I am completely content

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

Don't have any

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?
Archie..James..that guy

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.
Jack Black with George Clooney's charm

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Splitter at ****** beach opps I mean city, studying.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
well when I finish studying flying, WRC driver would be my next choice.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
definitely Apartment in the city or valley.

6)Your favourite poison?
Vodka comrade and tequila ameigo, long island ice tea's arnt bad either.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
A really really big steak, Like 1kg.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
Well on paper im catholic, but now I am agnostic.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
Well rite now I have 4 cars. 1- 1972 peugeot 504 Ti, 2- 1975 Peugeot 504 LTi 3- 1990 Peugeot 405 Mi16 and 4- a 2001 Vx bogandore. Id rather be driving a Peugeot 406 coupe, 405 T16 4x4 or a 206 GTi180. Yea I have a thing for Pugs.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing!

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?
Have not found that place yet.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School
Mr Nash, very funny senile old religion teacher. Not the kind of man you would ever pick to be religious. Made fun of other teachers. Didn't make you do tests, if he liked you.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Ari Vatanen, one of the greatest legends of rallying.
Maria Sharapova

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Australian Cricket Team.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
Same sort of thing, Mushy Love Letter in grade 7 to a girl named Rebecca. Very embarrasing at the time. Years later we ran into each other, luckily she just said it was cute and we laughed (well nervously I laughed)

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?
B-wing Squadron Leader of Ranger Squadron
Typical B-wing flight suit (not X-wing suit) and B-wing type helmet.
Maybe being awarded for taking out a star destroyer or two.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
will farrell

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
A bar/club
A sporting event
A concert
A movie/play

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
My marbells

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
Well I dont know if its so much as a trick, but i do tend to pass out in the funniest of places, Im always providing a laugh.

 

Admin in a Library???
I'm trying to think what your weapons would be Kahlan...
and does that mean that your abilities include,
stern looks and short sharp shooshes?

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Metha, Pervert

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Sammo Hung with a touch of Stephen Chow

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Nothing, I recently got release from Mental Hospital

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Mental Health Worker, I reckon as I got background in the area I could understand people better.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

A Queenslander on an acreage.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Don't drink

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Depends what I did to the Goat . Lasagne.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Buddhism

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

Nothing.
Lamborghini/Porsche/Ferrari

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

Smile even if you are down, Smile even if you are run aground. Just Smile.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

A picnic table in the park surrounded by trees and a tiny little man made river

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Miss Ray, English Teacher, she was hot

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Male: Patrick Rafter
Female: Kim Clijster

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

Boston Celtics. I use to watch them as a kid.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Sending a garfield with love hearts to a girl name Kimberly, I was tease about it for weeks.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

Jedi, brown robe with blue lightsaber. Personality: Calm.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

Martina Hingis

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

A movie/play
A concert
A sporting event
A bar/club

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Love...Marriage...Kids.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

I can bend my little finger backward to touch the back of my hand.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?
Chris; Christopher

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
I was told once I look like some British TV presenter, can't remember his name

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Checkout bitch at woolies; Student

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
Be a novelist or screenwriter. I've already started work on the novelist part

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
I'm gonna alter them and say: A house in the city

6)Your favourite poison?
Red wine, port, sherry

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
My enemies!

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
I'm a Catholic, and I beleive in a non-anthropomorphic God that doesn't a great deal, and that there is some kind of spiritual realm other than ours ('Heaven' if you will). I don't beleive that when we die that is just the end. I however am going to hell

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
I don't drive

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
See above

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
I have always found places around Canberra to fill me with peace, especially the top of Black Mountain

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Mr Mulvihill, who was my Year 8 Social Studies teacher whose love and enthusiasm of history, politics and the world was imparted to me. He is definitely the reason I took Political Science as a major. Last time I saw him was about 2 years ago at sizzler, and he only vaguely remembered me

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Don't really like sport

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
See above

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
It was on the express checkout at work...both my customer and the customer on the neighbouring checkout had exactly the same total, and one said to te other "aybe we shsosuld exchange phone numbers" so I said to the checkout chick next to me "Maybe we shsosuld too!" but she thought I was joking

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
This is a hard one....i find both philosophies to be very conformist, but i would lean to Jedi because they seem to be the most good. Weapon would be Green and Blue light sabres, and a samurai ssword for backup

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Charlize Theron

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
A movie/play, A bar/club, A concert, A sporting event

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
Apart from love, happiness and all that good stuff: Probably to see my name on a bestseller list!

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
Throwing up all over my favourite shirts

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Matt

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
I've been told Jude Law. I think they were lying.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
A mind-numbing job in finance admin.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
Profitably trading CFDs/writing

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
An apartment near the coast and a villa on acreage

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
Vodka & orange

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
The most delicious pizza known to man, followed by trifle and cheesecake.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
Hardcore, religion mocking atheist (a recent 'conversion')

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
1996 VW Golf GL. Realistically, VW Golf GTI MkV. Unrealistically, Porsche 911 Carrera 4S.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
It's up to you.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
No-where really, you are the same person no matter where you are.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Gary Turner, science, he would get so frustrated when the video didn't work he would snap pens & pencils and head butt the blackboard while we all watched silently

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Pass.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Pass.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
Writing a long heartfelt letter to a girl I knew 5 years previously. I never got a response


16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Sith - black suit minus cape (who wears a cape??), blue maul-style saber, the ability to make people willingly do my bidding

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Scarlett Johanssen.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
Movie/play, bar/club, concert, sporting event.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
Unlimited Power.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
One time I viciously attacked my mate with a coke bottle. I have no recollection of this. I guess the bourbon & coke did it.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Josh, Simpson and "J.Po" (Like J.Lo, but not)

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
No idea. Dakota Fanning?

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Sales assistant at a dvd store

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
Director

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
Apartment

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
... Ice tea?

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
Pasta, Pizza and a Hippopotomus.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
Not religious. Havent decided on my belief structure yet. Hopefully it's something involving robots.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
The Bus

0)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
"lol dood sup"

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
Not sure yet.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Mr. Clements. Grade 4 teacher. Because he actually got took the time to get to know me before he classified me in the 'Deushbag' group.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Bah?

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Geelong Cats. AFL.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
Haven't had one yet

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Bounty Hunter. Some description of helmet and matching armour, my weapons being blasters and some sort of space kung-fu.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Jessica Alba

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
Movie/Play, Sporting event, Concert, Bar/club

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
Happiness, Love, Wally.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
Either doing a near perfect wookiee roar or flipping my eye lids. Can't remember how for both.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Lozza.

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
Umm, there is a very good reason there are no moviestars who even remotely resemble me.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Currently back to coaching, hopefully in a couple of weeks I'll be working with planes and copters

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
I'd like to work with rockets, write, or be a concert pianist.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
Apartment, though some days a villa doesn't sound bad

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
vodka

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
Probably strog.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
FSM!!! Atheist


9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
Hyudai Lantra, would rather be driving (of flying) and x-wing Realistically, a ferrari would be good.

0)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
"If you can read this, you are WAY TOO CLOSE"

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
Luxemburg City. Small city, but absolutely beautiful. At night you can actually see the majority of the stars. Mountains, forests, castles which are falling down, all in the one location.


12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Hard to say, for grades 11 & 12 I actually had some pretty decent teachers.


13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Andy Bichel
Amina Zaripova


14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Brisbane Lions & Queensland Bulls


15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
Asking the first guy I ever dated out. The fact that I HAD to ask is something that I really don't like admitting.


16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Jedi. 2 lightsabers. Yellow or violet, but hey with two I can have both right? Hmm maybe silver... <-- indecision central I would probably be over focused on the physical side of things.


17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Johnny Depp.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
Sporting event, concert, movie/play, bar/club


19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
Extra-terrestrial life, and happiness.


20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
Spent 10 years completing in a sport which is basically all about contortion. I'll leave the rest of that up to your imagination.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

What people?

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Robert De Niro

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Nothing at the moment

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Nothing

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

I wanna live on a spaceship

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Cough syrup

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Lamb petit mignon

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Aethiest/Nihilist

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

Ford Falcon Futura but I'd rather be driving the batmobile

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

A blank, empty space

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

Any place where I am in the dark, cold, confined and alone.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

They all sucked

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.



14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.



15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Love is for wimps

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

I'm a bounty hunter

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

Bleh

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

Movie. The rest aren't even preferred.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Eternal life

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

I can stand or sit still, unmoving for hours

 

Okay... maybe not.

 

I am his friend and even I could tell you that.

Yes Nyder, I do call you a friend.

 

I can stand or sit still, unmoving for hours

lmao!!

 

So...so much info but I'm wanting more! Interesting reading thus far. Here are my thoughts and questions..

General Cargs wants to be a teacher? Didn't know that
Lozza..what sort of coaching? and what's the job working with copters?

Some of you people have put way too much thought into your Star wars verse characters

G, you look more like Tom Hanks than Harold Ramis
Casual..you can do the splitz? next event I expect to see it!

Fun idea btw CJ.

 

For sure Kahlan, in the meantime, I'm sure Goob will testify to the fact.

Looks kinda like this...
[image=http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/5510/vandamme/splits.jpg]
...Okay, maybe not so much with the being shot at.

 

I actually thought you were kidding.
REALLY?? wow.
Go on do it now and take a photo and post it! hehe

I can see at the next gathering..all the martial arts type comparing splitz.

 

Unfortunately, I don't have anywhere to host the photo...

Be patient Kahlan, you know what the bible says...

...and on the seventh day, the Van Dammey goodness will lift the spirits of the down trodden and their children... And all he would ask, is for their patience.

Jean-Claude 2:19

 

geeeeee. I knew I shouldn't have stopped reading just after Genesis. Gets interesting!

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?
Lee, sometimes "Sir"

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.
Have been told Johnny Depp, but I don't see it. Also "Lieutenant Dan" (OK, character, not actor, but...)

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Lecturer

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
It's complicated.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
Villa by the water, as long as we're talking water as in "surf"

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
I'll drink just about anything, but for the sake of saying something I'll go for Tuborg. Actually, make that Jameson.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
The goat!

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
Relaxed catholic, or basically the core of most of them; "don't be a dick, and we'll get along".

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
94 V6 Magna stationwagon.
Dunno. Though that Mercedes-Maclaren SLR looked pretty saucy...

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?


11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
For the sake of putting something; in the surf, just me and a couple of dolphins.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Mr Geraghty, maths, 'cause he was an all-round nice guy.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
Steve Mackenzie (bodyboarder)
Maybe Liz Ellis, for lack of any real favourite.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Wests Tigers (formerly the Maggies)

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
No comment.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Abandoned/self-trained Rogue Jedi. Black outfit with green trim (signifying Correllian). Rogue-blue lightsabre.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
No-one at the moment, but I'll say Michelle Trachtenberg for the hell of it.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
Concert, Bar, Movie, Sporting Event

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
The remote.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
Technicolour Yawn. Drinking lots of drinks of different colouring.

 

Well, you could say... "Whoa, good Bible."

 

There's something about furrowing that goes with that quote HEY get your quotes into the quote thread!