FF:QLD Getting to know the QFF... A Questionnaire.

I haven't read anyones. have been too busy.

Let's go then

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Mich (pronounced Mitch) although I don't encourage it.

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

nfi, I will leave this to others, I only see myself reflected through others eyes.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Security / Communications Engineer and Systems Administrator

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

This is pretty fun, I won't jusdge yet.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

Apartment in the city

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Hard to say Dark drinking rum (Guatemalan) or Tequila (añejo of course)

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Goat.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Self administered mixture of christianity buddism with a strong daoist base

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

I sold my car, I borrow a ute. I used to have a little v6 two door sport coupe, that was fun

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

En la vida dos cosas ciertas son la muerte y el cambio.
In life two things are certain, death and change.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

umm, the most unlikely place I have found peace is Bogota, Colombia. It just felt right. I can't explain it.
12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Mr. Marnaine - Chemistry - For being honest and telling me to either try or f@#k off and not to waste my own time.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Ronaldinho - Just amazing ability
annalese maresmo - Has anyone seen an athlete like her? she must train all day.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

Queensland Roar la la la QLD Roar la la la

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Acts of love are never embarrasing.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

One of those on the edge like ani or mace windu, always walking that tempered line between rage and controlled intent.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

The guy on house, he's awesome, great actor. and jet lee, always jet lee.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

Really depends on what is on offer an how I am feeling. Always up for a chat though

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Myself, as I knew myself before I was born.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

I don't do tricks at parties, I prefer the witty banter.


//.. Bah missed a question

 

Ahem?
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You mean Lozza looks like God??

 

Oh... wow. The resemblance is somewhat uncanny.

 

Superhuman even

 

Alanis hey, hmm...
Yeah, I kinda see where you're comin' from Marv.

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Mik

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Jude Law with a bit of that guy from Home and Away who's giving it to Tash. (Or the other way around...)

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Sell clothes.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Sitting in my villa in Italy, calling my broker from time to time. Sigh.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

Apartment in the city, but Villa by the water is close.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Tanqueray No. 10 Gin.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Wagyu steak. Like the really expensive kind that melts in your mouth but I can never afford because I'm a student.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Atheist.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

N/A.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

Money does, in many cases, buy happiness.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

Picnicking in the Italian countryside with nothing around but beautiful scenery and lots of history. Why am I living in Brisbane again?

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Ms. Waring, who taught Chemistry. She was nice, a swell teacher and really hot.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Valentino Rossi, Maria Sharapova (for obvious reasons).

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

Ferrari F1 team.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Told someone I loved them when they really didn't love me back. That's embarassment!

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

Smuggler, in Dash Rendar's Outrider.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

Always has been, always will be Scarlett Johanssen.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

Bar/club, concert, movie/play, sporting event.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Satisfaction. I can't get none of it now.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

I can open any twist-top bottle cap with my forearm. Doesn't sound crazy, but I can do it with so much ease that everyone goes "ooooooohhh".

Actually, no-one has ever done that.

 

Who the **** are you?

 

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Travis

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
Christian Slater with George Kastanza's personality.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Headhunter.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
I like my job, so nothing else I guess.

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
An apartment in the city.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
Beer.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
A 2inch thick rib fillet steak with corn, fries and lots of gravy. For desert: Tapioca pudding with Hagen-daas Apple Pie ice cream.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
No comment.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
No comment.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
Everybody fights, no one quits - you don't do your duty, I'll shoot you myself!

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
Kamikouchi - In the Nagano prefecture of Japan. Hidden away in the mountains and a full day's hike leads you to a really nice little Ryokan (Inn) for bed and breakfast.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Mr. Howard - Ancient History: He was a sarcastic bastard who didn't like school kids. Much like me.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
King Wally Lewis.
No female has impressed me but I do have a thing for Anna Kournikova.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
Bah!

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
I serenaded my girlfriend at karaoke with a Wayne's World style 'Foxy Lady'

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
I think I'm like a Rodian Bounty Hunter (like Greedo). I'm just in it for the money and I don't always look under the table when I should!

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Sakura Sakurada.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.
1. Movie/Play
2. Bar/Club
3. Sporting Event
4. Concert.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?
Happiness.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?
No comment.

 

No comment? Cop out!

 

Neech is happy with his job??
What is this world coming to!?

I've lost all grounding for my reality.

 

What about all of your 'See Aboves'?

 

See above

 

You will die soon I percieve.

 

It's going to be his final destination.

 

JamesSolo: Got a co-driver yet? Three left, opens. Three hundred, stay left over jump, two hundred. Caution three right don't cut, fifty. Two right and three left, tightens. One hundred, four left into two right, opens. Two hundred, water crossing stay right for three left caution gate outside.

M_S: Robots... rofl! And wally is behind the elephant.

R_S: I hear ya on the McMerc SLR! Thing sounds like a Spitfire's Merlin!!! "Bw-ww-ww-ww-ww-wwmmmm-mmm-mmm!!"



1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)
Usually by my online names: Goob or Glubbs. (For GoobaFish - Star Wars, and Glubbo - Gaming)

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)
Ron Eldard (Black Hawk Down, Blind Justice (TV), ER (TV), Deep Impact.)

3)What do you currently do for a crust?
Middle Level Management in Retail. Get crap from above and below. Meet peope though, so kinda cool.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?
Mars Explorer/Tour Guide? Rally CoDriver? HRT/V8s/F1 team techie/promo liason. Well, you didn't ask for realism, Casual!

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.
Villa.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)
Jägermeister, or any Rum. They are my faves, but I like a lot of Alcamahols.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?
Pasta, Pizza, Mud cake with Rum n Raisin ice cream. With Jagermeister or Rum.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?
No religion. Quasi metaphysical, kinda Atheist, add a pinch of fate.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?
Madza 323 rebadged by Ford as a KJ2 Laser.
I'd realisticly rather be driving on my weekdays a "Subary Liberty tuned by STi" (In other words, an STi Liberty), with my weekend car being a BMW M6 Convertible. Fantasy land, gimmie a Bugatti Veyron.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?
...an LCD screen so I could constantly update it with witty/funny/relevant stuff.
(And abuse/compliment other drivers.)

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)
Hells Gates, outermost point of Noosa Heads, at Sunrise. Or asleep in the arms of someone you love.
/cue mooshie string music.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?
Either Mr Kimber (English - use of sarcasm, swearing and innuendo as a successful teaching tool) or Miss Fowler (English - just out of Uni and eyes that could melt you despite her being only 160cm tall and softly spoken.)

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.
This changes every month. This month, it would have been Andy Symonds (before he whacked a fan with his bat at the Sydney final) but I'll say Male: The Bus. Pittsburg Steelers won't be the same ever again. Female: Susie O'Neill. In the flesh that smile just melts you...

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.
No one Fave: Fave Motorsport team: HRT. Fave Cricket team: Australia. Fave Football team: Brisbane (NRL). Fave Tenpin team: HRT (Myself and my best friend).

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?
It is no longer something I am embarassed by, or regret. It's part of the learning circle, it's life.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)
Grieyls and Kahli know. Ask them. Or revisit the separatists writing board if you know how to get to it.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.
Megan Gale or Nigella Lawson. Kate Beckinsale in vampiness too. Cannot decide. Sorry.

18)Place the following in your preferred or

 

Ah, why not...

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Brandon. Mr. B. Beej.

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

I've been compared to Hugh Grant a lot by several women. On a bad day I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman (shudder). When my hair's long or pulled back I've got a whole Christopher Lambert/Steven Segal vibe going. But if they were to make a movie with me as a character, I'd be played by Jack Davenport.

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Student. Freelance. Gopher. Have Sword, Will Travel.

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

Prosecutor. Or a Pirate!

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

A Queenslander on Acreage; if only cos it has the best chance of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Vodka, straight.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

My Cell's key.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

Buddhist.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

A 1976 silver Toyota Celica that goes by the name of Shadowfax. No, I didn't name her. Honestly, I can't see myself driving anything else, though something with air-conditioning would be nice.

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

Nothing that three fingers of bourbon and a leggy dame wouldn?t fix.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

Sacre Coeur, Montmatre

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Mr. Mead. English teacher. Encouraged me to write, and put me on to my favourite fantasy author.

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

Sports people don't have personalities...

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

I always find that "The Giants" are an acceptable answer here.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

Pick from either Top Gun's "Still Got That Loving Feeling" or An Officer and a Gentleman's sweeping them off their feet and carrying them out. Which is bloody murder on the back.

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

X-Wing Jockey, though I'd probably dress like Solo in ESB in my downtime. Actually I'd dress that way if I was a Jedi too. Purple Lightsabre.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

Ya know, I've got no idea...Kirsten Bell perhaps? Or maybe Caroline Dhavernas?

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

A movie/play, A concert, A bar/club, A sporting event.

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

Enlightenment.

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

Is killing people a party trick? Cos I'm a crack shot. No? No party tricks then.

 

Ack. Double post. Not your droids, keep movin' trooper monkey...

 

Too late! I already read through both in all there entirety! What a waste.

 

And I'm pretty sure he hasn't even seen my t-shirt

 

I'm concerned about a whole lot i=of stuff on MAgnus' list! Mr B.Beej??? You don't want a different car?

THERE'S A ZOMBIE INVASION!!

We don't know you well enough. I'm seeing that now

 

Lozza, He sees everything

1)What do people call you in the real world?("Hey Deushbag!" is not an acceptable answer)

Mel

2)Describe what you look like in moviestar terms.(ie Brad Pitt, with a touch of Pee Wee Herman)

Joseph Merrick

3)What do you currently do for a crust?

Typesetting/graphic designing, as well as being fluent in both bull**** AND schmooze (there is a difference)

4)What would you rather be doing for a crust?

watching other people make money for me

5)Pick one... An Apartment in the city, A House in the suburbs, A Villa by the water, A Queenslander on an acreage.

An Apartment in the city, as long as it's on the river.

6)Your favourite poison?(That's Alco-ma-hol kiddies)

Red wine, preferably a cab merlot or cab sav.

7)You've been sentenced to death for heinous crimes against Goat-kind... What do you order for your last meal?

Finger food. Best. Food group. Ever.

8)What is your religion(or belief structure, if non religious)?

n/a, although after 7 years of kung fu I'd be lying if I didn't admit to a degree of zen.

9)What Vehicle do you currently drive? What vehicle would you rather be driving?

'92 Corolla GTi (fridge white). I quite like the GTi, and while I'd love a new mini cooper s, I would probably go a prius (as long as it has a racing stripe)

10)What would be on a bumper sticker that describes your outlook on life?

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.

11)Tell us about the place on earth where you have found the most peace?(details please)

Atop the dome of the duomo in Florence. Although that could have had a lot to do with the altitude, and the fact I'd just climbed 600+ stairs. And it was outside tourist season, so I was up there alone.

12)Who was your best teacher in High School, what subject did they teach, and why do you remember Him/Her?

Mrs Andrew, who never batted an eye no matter how many murder/death compositions I submitted as creative writing

13)Favourite sporting personalities, one male, one female.

The emperor of Lang Park.

14)Favourite sporting team... any sport.

the mighty maroons.

15)What was your most embarassing act under the influence of love?

n/a. I never do embarassing things.*

16)In the Star Wars universe, are you a Jedi, Sith, or other?(please describe outfit, weapon/s, and abilities)

Jedi, library division, overdue corp.

17)Name the celebrity that you are most besotted with right now.

None really. Not besotted. Although I think johnny depp is a bit of alright.

18)Place the following in your preferred order... A bar/club, A movie/play, A concert, A sporting event.

bar, movie/play, concert, sporting (corporate box please).

19)What do you want to find before it's all over?

my marbles

20)..And finally, What physical party-tricks can you perform, and how did you find out or learn to do it?

I fall asleep around 10 and wake up around 12. I found out cos everyone makes a point of telling me, and I don't think it's a learned skill.





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Narcolepsy is a handy skill to have...

...Except for maybe around heavy machinery, electrical goods, high places,
and people with a penchant for eyebrow shaving pranks.

 

Joseph Merrick...

 

She is not... an animal!!!! //Shatner acting.