Discussion in 'Welcome New Users' started by MasterMonkey13, Mar 5, 2009.
That's crackpipe terminology, isn't it...?
Yes, I prefer speed to safety when I cook
Do you enjoy cooking?
A : Yes, I enjoy cooking food
Q : Do you drive the speed limit ?
No, I tend to drive with the flow of traffic regardless of speed limit
A : Usually
Q : Favorite Ice Cream Flavor ?
French Vanilla, boring but good
Double mint chocolate
A : Any
Q : Favorite Fast Food
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
A : A hotel
Q : Do you believe in ghosts ?
Do you have an attic ?
Which do you think is of higher quality, the PT trilogy, or the Clone Wars cartoon?
A: I haven't watched much of TCW.
Q: What's your favorite food?
Do you have any phobias?
No, there are things I don't like,like cockroaches, but nothing that could be called a phobia. I can still squish the roaches even though I don't like them
A. Not really. Well, I really do not like needles. Or going to the doctor for any reason. I see that white coat and my blood pressure is up. I see that needle and my heart is pounding. X-rays and breathing treatments? I'm shaking and panting. Anything that requires an IV? Sweating and nervous. Yet, I'm a volunteer blood donor (only fainted once). Only fainted once getting a shot, but it was a fasting blood test, my blood pressure plummeted, and I was out cold. I can handle seeing blood, even my own. No problem with blood and guts. But needles?! No. Absolutely not.
Q. Same question. I must know your weaknesses so that I may exploit them-- err... I can't think of another question at the moment.
A : Heights, but I'm working on it.
Q : Same.
My biggest fear is when you see a spider In the room and it mysteriously vanishes.... The idea that it could be anywhere, waiting to attack is terrifying to me.
Most awkward moment of your life?
A. Far too many to pick just one, so I'll pick one I find the most amusing: I was sitting at a computer in the library of a college I went to. It was quiet, and I was quietly working. And then, I ripped a loud fart, and it echoed. No one at the computers beside me seemed to notice, and I pretended that I didn't notice anything, either, but I couldn't help but sink behind the monitor a bit, trying hard to keep from cracking up, because I thought it was funny.
Q. Same question. Can you top farting in a quiet library?
A: Maybe... Haha. I was on the bus-ride back from 6th grade camp, sitting next to a girl I had been crushing on for a few months, when I asked her out on a date.
She told me she had a boyfriend. She wasn't lying; I remember seeing her afterwards with a 7th grade lacrosse player; I had no chance. This was all before the MySpace/Facebook era, so I had no way of knowing.
But anyways, that's not the awkward part. The awkward part was that we still had to sit next to each other for another 2 hours on the bus. Terrible.
A: I've used being a male cheerleader as a reason to be employed in a hospital during an interview, handed in a piece of coursework saying "I know I failed, see you for resits in August" and sung "Barbie girl" for karaoke while completely sober. Why would I find farting in a library with nobody noticing awkward?
Q: Should there be tighter gun control laws at a federal level in the USA?
A. I'd rather not even touch that discussion. Every time I see it brought up, it tends to veer off into general attacks on the mentally ill.
Q. How are you today?
A : I'm a borg.
Q : How does JJ Abrams being the Director of Episode VII make you feel ?