Tucson Getting to know you....

I went to my prom

I was 19...the drinking age in Az at the time was 19...I was a senior for 2 yrs The girl I wanted to go to the prom with was a sophomore and very hot...she got an "F" on her report card and her mom said she couldn't go...so I asked this girl I knew from another school to go...she was a major tease...hence why I went to bar to have a drink...the woman in the bar was 25 and a beautiful auburn haired cutie dressed in a sexy little black dress and high-heeled sandals with a strap around the ankle Not to mention a nice 38D-26-34 figure...what would you do in my shoes
I was no longer a virgin after that night

 

NO the real question here is when are we going to have a BBQ with a grill full of sausages!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second the Wookie believes in big foot...........ironic?

 

Hey, we exchange Christmas cards, call each other on birthdays, the usual stuff...

 

1.You're Infected. One of youre Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......
I die of infection.

2.What Myspace friend knows the REAL you best?
Damian

3.Describe a typical Monday for you?
Sleep in till 9am, s. s. s. and get dressed for work. Go do my runs, and apts., then come home...maybe watch a movie then go to bed.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?
check to see if my roomate's cats are outside my door...waiting...watching....

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?
no big deal. Alcohol is overrated.

6.When was the last time you cried?
a couple of nights ago

7. Your CD collection is going to be reposessed. You may keep one. Name it.......
burned oldies mix ..2 made by me!

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
yes. when there is no humans left..even then the animals will quarrel..so no.

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....100 acres in Montana, with a Huge Ranch on it. (you stole that one from me Meg.. )

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....
a chick that is too full of herself....ughhh.

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....
thier "chicks are meat" attitude.

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Brokeback Mountain?
havent seen it. I will wait till dvd.

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
"Thats Hot!" or "Lady Lumps" " junk in trunk" so stupid!

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?
no because the moment I do..I turn into a complete dork and F-it all up.

15. Leatherface is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
I will kick his murdering ass.

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?
all the time...but its thier fault/loss

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammys?
isnt it lip sync? Who gives a crap.

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?
all the time

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?
yep

20.Do You believe minimum wage should be raised?
sure..people gotta eat.

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
dont go to bars...but if the look is given.. I shy away and run.

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?
Survival of the fittest, baby!!!!!!!!!

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....
lets just say: Dont drink..but if I did, lets just say: A swimming pool full of puke. I know its gross..but its the truth

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?
sometimes, give good advise, combined with some bull****, with a hint of wisdom in there for good measure.

25 Describe your "style"....
dont care what people say, I am me..regardless and if you dont like it..screw you!

26 Describe what your "type" is... get ready to read..
funny, caring, sensitive, loving, soft, smells incredible,dark hair, dark or light eyes(green..whoah!) light complected, pretty hands and feet, shapely, plump lips, loves to be caressed, dont sweat the small things, loves movies, long walks, late night swimming and hot tubbing, camps, fishes, likes guns, loves Star Wars, looks good in one of my shirts..and only a shirt, loves to be held..and loves to hold me, eskimo kisses, has the heart of honor, reaches over and unlocks my door, is neat and tidy, is adventurous, is genuine, loves to love,tons more, but most of all...NO DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 Love and Sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved ?
has to be Love or potential love there...in fact I call it love making..not sex.

28 Does everyone in your life know the real you?
not everyone. I keep the real me for those I deem worthy (defense mechanism)

29. What is something you're afraid of?
The Wrath of God, sharks (stole my fear again, Meg)

 

1. What time is it: 10:45A

2. Name as is appears on birth certificate: Jacob Karnas-Riley (soon to be W. Jacob Karnas II)

3. Nicknames: Karnas, Jake, Duke, Lunchbox, Silent Bob, Jay

4. Piercings: 0

5. What is the most recent movie you've seen: Wedding Crashers

6. Eye color: Black

7. Place of birth: Lowell, Massachusetts, USA

8. Favorite foods: Fish (especially Gefilteh or smoked whitefish), cheese pizza, porterhouse, chametz, matzoh, etc...

9. Ever been to Africa: Which part...?

10. Ever been toilet papering: Of course

11. Ever love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

12. Been in a car accident: 6 of them

13. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons (Jewish...)

14. Favorite day of the week: Saturday (the Shabbat, no work)

16. Favorite flowers: Lillies

17. Favorite sport(s) to watch: Hockey (Boston Bruins), Football (Manchester United), American Football (New England Patriots)

18. Favorite drink: The Jon and Jake compilation... the Jew-driver (1/4 Midori, 1/4 Orange juice, 1/2 Coconut-flavoured Rum)

19. Favorite ice cream: Rum Raisin (especially from Haagen-Dazs)

20. Favorite fast food restaurant: Fast food? I think not... but I suppose Wendy's

21. How many times did you fail your driver's license test: 0

23. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: I don't think it's possible to max out my credit card... but The Banana Republic, The Gap, Z Gallerie, and Borders are all nice

24. What do you do most often when you are bored: Smoke cigarettes and write

25. Bedtime: Between 12:00A and 3:00A

26. Who will respond to this e-mail quickest? Hope

27. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: Hope

28. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: Hope

29. Favorite TV shows: I like Arrested Development, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Bloomberg TV, Dead Like Me, and Six Feet Under

30. Ford or Chevy: Neither...

31.What are you listening to right now? Black Eyed Peas... not by choice.

32. How many tattoos do you have: 0

33. Date of birth - leave off your year of birth if you wish: 1 June, 1985

34. What is your favorite color? Red, but I also love Green (the colour of cash) and Platinum (the colour of my credit card)

35. What is your Favorite thing to do? Smoke and drink coffee (or alcohol) with my best friends, also writing my screenplays

36. What is your Least likely thing you do not like to do? Anything involving work

37. If you could live anywhere where would it be? Back in New Zealand, Massachusetts, Israel, or England

38. Ocean or Lake? The Ocean

 

1. You?re infected. One of your Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......

Huh? I die. No-matter what anybody thinks no one life is more important that another. (imho)

2.What My space friend knows the REAL you best?

Will or Frankie (depends on the part of my personality)


3.Describe a typical Monday for you?
Get up @ 5:00 am, drink 1/2 cup coffee, take shower, get dressed, go to work, work (get abused), go home, housework, lay out stuff for the next work day, set up coffee for next day, go to bed, sleep 9:00 pm.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?

not telling


5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?

Stay away from the alcoholics till they get over (or deal with) the addiction, or run a speakeasy and make a mint

6.When was the last time you cried?

When I was a child, emotional block for the last 25 years

7. Your CD collection is going to be repossessed. You may keep one. Name it.......

?The Final Cut? By Roger Waters (with the Pink Floyd)

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
Not until all of humanity is dead or off the planet..
OR ONLY if an outside force (aliens, God, asteroids, etc.) makes us all see what we are Human and earthlings and we really have no differences but culture which we created to differentiate ourselves.

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....

Have total control over my life

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....

Using sex or the prospect of sex to manipulate to her own ends

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....

Penis or body hair

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Broke back Mountain?

It's a love story is a love story regardless of who?s in love, and I don?t much care for love stories.

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?

"You know anything about computers? Let me ask you a computer question. My computer does......."

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?

Yes, and I expect the same in return. If not your not a very good lover (IMHO) and you wont satisfy the other person.

15. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?

Fight! I?d smear cat food on him and let my cat Squeak deal with him.

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?

Yes

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammy?s?

I just don't care what she does or does not do, does affects me at all

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?

Yes, everyday to whomever will listen, something I?m VERY proud of being a part of.

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?

Yes, (The TFF)

20.Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?

No, if you look at the economic impact it would be a bad thing for the ?poor? or underclass overall.

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?

Bad look:Ignore, they are not worth the effort (I assume the look is the negative one you get from a spouse or boy/girl friend when U R acting like a dumb*ss)

Good: look then I would ?check them out? and then do nothing ?cause I?m too shy and sink into nothingness into the chair

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?

No

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....

Yea? What's that mean? I guess I would give them away to the people that need them if question # 5 came true, following my answer in question # 22

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?

Yes, I?m a good listener, and have a ?knack? for problem solving, it?s much easier to solve a problem or give advice when it?s not your problems and you are removed from the situation.

25 Describe your "style"....

I have none, what ever is comfortable and easy for me is what I like. I'm just a jeans and t-shirt kinda guy.

26 Descri

 

1. You?re infected. One of your Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......

Kinda confusing question, but I guess I would research how to mass produce the cure and save everybody.

2.What My space friend knows the REAL you best?

not on MYSPACE

3.Describe a typical Monday for you?

Wake up at 6 am, take a shower, eat breakfast, drive to school, be in class until noon, eat lunch and read for 3 hours, then in class again until 7ish, drive home, do homework that is due Tuesday, sleep.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?

See above

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?

Nothing, I don't drink a whole lot

6.When was the last time you cried?

When I saw Cedric die in Goblet of Fire

7. Your CD collection is going to be repossessed. You may keep one. Name it.......

Don't care, all of my CDs are on backed up on my harddrive

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?

Yes, but not in my lifetime

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....

Be granted Genie powers, so I can grant my own wishes anytime I want

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....

Nagging

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....

Not a woman

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Broke back Mountain?

Stunk worse than my cat's litter box

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?

"So this one time at Band Camp..."

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?

No, virgin, don't know what I want

15. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?

IRON CHEF BATTLE TO THE DEATH

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?

Yes

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammy?s?

The only awards show I watch is the Oscars

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?

Don't really get a chance during lectures

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?

Yes, all of you

20.Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?

No, I think inflation should go down instead

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?

Depends on which "look", if good, blush and slink away to nothingness, if bad, run and hide

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?

Not only no, but Heck No!

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....

Don't like beer, but still no

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?

Yes, I don't know why, people just come to me

25 Describe your "style"....

I don't quite have one

26 Describe what your "type" is...

All of these are based on my definition, not society's:

Pretty, intellignet, funny, about my height, no red hair (too many bad encounters), calm, listens to me, comforts me, someone who basically loves me wholeheartedly

27 Love and Sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved?

No, too much respect for the other person

28 Does everyone in your life know the real you?

I don't even know the real "me", that's what college is for

29. What is something you're afraid of?

Heights

 

1.You're Infected. One of youre Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......

Damian."short people got no reason to live" Just kidding bro!!
Id die, but not without asking for volunteers first.

2.What Myspace friend knows the REAL you best?
Ive ehard of this MySpace thing....

3.Describe a typical Monday for you?
Lately working off-duty

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?
trying to preserve my kidneys as my son flying knee drops me awake

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?
no big deal.

Damn.

6.When was the last time you cried?

1985 when Godzilla fell intot hat volcano

7. Your CD collection is going to be reposessed. You may keep one. Name it.......

Damians fun mix

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
no.

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted)
A cure for PKU....oh and Cancer, I guess

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....
Bristly legs

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....
Wait, I have to be turned ON by the opposite sex to answer this?!

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Brokeback Mountain?

Hey what the do on their ranch is their business

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
"thats dope!" or anythnig Paris Hlton says

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?
Yes.

15. Leatherface is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
Why be easier prey? fight

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?
Not unless theiyre talking behind my back!
no
17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammys?
Half of all pop stars are frauds, so yes

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?
Yep

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?
yep

20.Do You believe minimum wage should be raised?
sure..

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
If Im with frank I can bet on no play
Show her my ring

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?
Survival of the fittest, baby!!!!!!!!!
word

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....
At 16 id probably be tipsy

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?
Yeah. I have a bad habit of listening

25 Describe your "style"....
MINE, or GeekCop

26 Describe what your "type" is... get ready to read..
Tolerant of me

27 Love and Sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved ?
Yes. Whats wrong with two peple taking care of needs?

28 Does everyone in your life know the real you?
No

29. What is something you're afraid of?
Being called a slacker, or not pulling my own weight at work.

 

I took the geek test and scored a 42.99803% - Major Geek! (Almost a super geek!)
This is the third time I've taken the test (over about three years) and I think my score keeps getting higher...or maybe I'm just willing to exaaggerate more ;-)

 

Like I don't get abused enough at work and in my pathetic social/non-existent love life now I'm getting disrespected over the internet?



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1.You're Infected. One of youre Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......
if I can't cure all of us.. then I get to meet my maker.

2.What Myspace friend knows the REAL you best?
don't have one

3.Describe a typical Monday for you?
spend the day with Jake as it is one of his days off.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?
I don't have any routine in life at all. I would get too bored if I did.

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?
I could care less

6.When was the last time you cried?
a few weeks ago.. but I almost cried a few days ago.. but I managed to hold it together.

7. Your CD collection is going to be reposessed. You may keep one. Name it.......
a complilation cd of all of my favorite songs.

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
not likely.

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....
no more health problems for anyone.


10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....
swaggering of any sort.. and talking like a ganster.

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....
nothing that I can think of..

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Brokeback Mountain?
have not seen it.. don't care one way or the other.

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
I don't know enough popular pharases to answer I do not believe.. just ask Frankie for confirmation of this.

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?
no ones business other than the person it involves.

15. Leatherface is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
I honestly don't know what I would do.

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?
certain people yes.. but not all by any means.

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammys?
isnt it lip sync? Who cares?

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?
you better believe it

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?
many many many times.

20.Do You believe minimum wage should be raised? to at least nine dollars an hour if not more. the rich keep getting richer and the middle class keeps disappearing..and more and more people are losing their sense of wellbeing..

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
I am taken.. so I would smile and go about my business.

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?
no.. I don't like to take advantage of anyone in any situation.

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....
why? no reason to.


24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?
yes, occasionally.. though hard to believe I know.. I actually can listen and give advice fairly well.. though sometimes when someone is depressed..they just want you to listen... they don't really want advice or you to fix their problem.. they just want to know someone cares enough to listen.

25 Describe your "style"....
whatever I feel like doing on any given day.

26 Describe what your "type" is... someone that cares and loves life and does not mind the rollercoaster of what My life is.

27 Love and Sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved ?
they should go together.

28 Does everyone in your life know the real you?
I am the person I am.. I don't know if others know the real me or not.. I certainly don't hide the real me.. what you see is what I am.

29. What is something you're afraid of?
not being around for my children or Jake.

 

That has got to be the cutest thing I have ever read!!! AWWWWEEEE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

1. You?re infected. One of your Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......
The way this reads if I'm infected...and someone must die...it reads like I should be the one who's going to die...who else is infected for me to chose from

2.What My space friend knows the REAL you best?

not on MYSPACE

3.Describe a typical Monday for you?
At 12am I have been at work for 2 hrs...I get off at 6am...I come home and stay up all day spending time with Cat, running errands if needed...hang out with the gang if they are over here...and try to be in bed around 10pm so I can get up at 4am to get online and chat with my new friends in Europe who are online at that hr

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?
Mostly I when I wake up...I take a shower, shave, brush my teeth, get dressed, and go to work...the other 2 days I try to be up at 4am to get online and chat

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?
Oh well...but then again...like Damien said...open an underground club/speakeasy...hey we could be partners

6.When was the last time you cried?
This morning on my way home after I left the vet's office because my cat "Tiger" is still
sick I miss my cat

7. Your CD collection is going to be repossessed. You may keep one. Name it.......
I don't have any CDs...We have Napster

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
Yes...Give it a couple of centuries

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....

I liked this one so same answer

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....
Bad dresser with "Tammy Faye" make-up and no cute shoes

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....
Not a woman

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Broke back Mountain?
Haven't seen it...nor do I care to

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
"What's up "dog""...I don't have 4 legs and fur

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?
None of your business

15. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
I'd run him through my bandsaw of death...of course I'd fight...I have Cat to think
about

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?
Yes...but I've grown accustomed to it

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammy?s?
Who the &*!@ really cares...I don't

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?
YEP...almost daily...come on...think about who I live with

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?
Duuuuuhhhhhh

20.Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
Yes...I think it go up to $8 hr...but the cost of living should come down as well

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
I don't go to bars...anyway I'm happily spoken for...I do on the other hand get attention from some of the female customers at work and yes I flirt...its how I make better tips

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?
Why would I...I wouldn't want to be taken advantage of...if I were in that situation
Besides that would be cruel

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....
I like an occasional beer...but not THAT many

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?
Yes, I've been told I'm an excellent listener and I have given some good advice in the past
Being 41...I've experienced similar if not the same problems as a lot of people have...so I usually talk from experience

25 Describe your "style"....
I go with what I feel comfortable with...if you don't like it...tough @*&!...I'm not here to impress anyone...unless I go for a job interview

26 Describe wha

 

Type your FIRST REACTION when you read these:

1. i need some: lovin

2. Sex: whats that?

4. Your Last Ex: "B" word comes to mind

5. Power: great responsibility

6. Marijuana: stupid

7. Crack: really stupid

8. Food: orange chicken...mmmmm

9. The President: dont take any sh!t!!

10. War: nesessary

11. Cars: 1949-51 Mercury Coupe

12. Gas Prices: SUXORS!

13. Halloween: un-Holy, but fun.

14. Politics: too complicated

15. Religion: Christian, non denom

16. myspace: getting old...

17. Worst Fear: Wrath of God

18. Marriage: myth

19. Fashion: sense

20. Brunettes: How YOU doin?

21. Redheads: stay away, vile temptress!! lol

what about blondes? ummm like...hello or something.

22: Work: pays the bills(barely)

23: Pass the time: ..6 & ..7..just kiddin' Friends

24: Football: who cares

25. One night stands:starting to sound good.

26: Pet Peeve: bad drivers

27: Pixie Stix: what the hell?

28: Vanilla Ice: Ice, Baby

30: High school: If I knew then what I know now....

32. Wood: Cabin, lakes, where I want to live

33. Surfers: The Beach Boys

34. Pictures: dont like mine taken

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: been a while

36: I love: certain people

37: I wish I were...: wealthy

38: Flying: fun

39: shoes: Nikes

40: Star Wars: Yay!

41: toys: xbox

42. children: someday

43. Hookers: stds

44. money: lots of it please

45: Flowers: roses

46: I regret not being...: wiser

47. this survey: is long

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes..or genie powers): 10 million dollars..tax free

49: rainy days: cuddling on a comfy couch weather

50: Mommy: Miss you!

51. Daddy: Love my pappa.

52. feet: smell

53. backseats: children are made here

54. Angelina Jolie: snake in the grass

55. superhero: Supeman, Duuuh.

56. super villan: Palpatine

57. doggies: cute

58. funny thought: a Wookie in a pink tu tu with little butterfly wings

59. scary thought: a Wookie in a pink tu tu with little butterfly wings

60. nastiest word you know, (typed with youre elbows): cdunjmt6

 

Type your FIRST REACTION when you read these:

1. I need some: Peace

2. Sex: please

4. Your Last Ex: work

5. Power: control

6. Marijuana: nice smell

7. Crack: burning tires

8. Food: fat

9. The President: puppet

10. War: money

11. Cars: repair

12. Gas Prices: insurrection

13. Halloween: beggars

14. Politics: tired of

15. Religion: excuses

16. My space: pick up market

17. Worst Fear: death

18. Marriage: ok

19. Fashion: none

20. Brunettes: yes

21. Redheads: yummy

22: Work: tired

23: Pass the time: sleep

24: Football: soccer

25. One night stands: maybe

26: Pet Peeve: drink/drive

27: Pixie Styx: pixie dust

28: Vanilla Ice: cube

30: High school: bad

32. Wood: floors

33. Surfers: sun burn

34. Pictures: at eleven

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: companionship

36: I love: freedom

37: I wish I were...: content

38: Flying: air sick

39: shoes: feet

40: Star Wars: cost me too much

41: toys: star wars

42. Children: don?t play with my toys

43. Hookers: std

44. Money: none

45: Flowers: sneeze

46: I regret not being...: more aggressive

47. This survey: curt

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes. or genie powers): for a vacation

49: rainy days: nice

50: Mommy: double standard

51. Daddy: dead

52. Feet: foot

53. Backseats: driver

54. Angelina Jolie: skank

55. Superhero: marvel

56. Super villain: Lex Luther

57. Doggies: leashes

58. Funny thought: enough sleep

59. Scary thought: car accident

60. Nastiest word you know, (typed with you?re elbows): xcjkn mgfvy

 

Type your FIRST REACTION when you read these:

1. I need some: Sleep

2. Sex: yes

4. Your Last Ex: kicked me out

5. Power: control

6. Marijuana: not anymore

7. Crack: burning tires

8. Food: Brats

9. The President: somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot

10. War: senseless

11. Cars: scrapped

12. Gas Prices: rediculus

13. Halloween: Yay!

14. Politics: go away

15. Religion: universal

16. My space: huh?

17. Worst Fear: death

18. Marriage: July 1, 2006

19. Fashion: sense

20. Brunettes: yes

21. Redheads: flaming wild

22: Work: too much

23: Pass the time: sleep

24: Football: Austrailian rules

25. One night stands: not any more

26: Pet Peeve: rude drivers

27: Pixie Styx: childhood favorite

28: Vanilla Ice: cream

30: High school: parties

32. Wood: floors

33. Surfers: out of their mind

34. Pictures: memories

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: companionship

36: I love: Cat

37: I wish I were...: In business for myself

38: Flying: miss it

39: shoes: whatever is comfortable

40: Star Wars: cost me too much

41: toys: star wars

42. Children: adopted me and call me "dad"

43. Hookers: std

44. Money: want more

45: Flowers: pretty

46: I regret not being...: more aggressive

47. This survey: long

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes. or genie powers): for a vacation

49: rainy days: wonderful...need more of them

50: Mommy:

51. Daddy: don't see him enough

52. Feet: hurt

53. Backseats: storage

54. Angelina Jolie:

55. Superhero: Wolverine

56. Super villain: Palpatine

57. Doggies: don't have any

58. Funny thought: Don't have one right now

59. Scary thought: the loss of any living being close to me

60. Nastiest word you know, (typed with you?re elbows): oewedkleds oides

 

1. i need some: a woman (some? I'm not that greedy

2. Sex: Sure

4. Your Last Ex: Lord, it has been so long...

5. Power: abuse

6. Marijuana: no

7. Crack: of dawn

8. Food: pasta w/tomato sause

9. The President: lying little SOB hypocrit

10. War: Which one? On terrorism - why has Bush lost interest? On Iraq - Bush's private war of revenge.

11. Cars: Hybrids sound promising.

12. Gas Prices: will only get worse

13. Halloween: My second-favorite holiday.

14. Politics: Republican Party turning Nazi, Democratic Party is brain-dead.

15. Religion: Christian

16. myspace: know nothing about it

17. Worst Fear: That others will discover what my worst fear is.

18. Marriage: unlikely

19. Fashion: practicality

20. Brunettes: One of my top three types of females.

21. Redheads: Another of my top three types of females.

22: Work: Antithesis of LIFE.

23: Pass the time: computer, TV

24: Football: Go Niners (I haven't watched a full game in years)

25. One night stands: out from all the others...

26: Pet Peeve: I don't feed them enough treats.

27: Pixie Stix: Do they still make those things?

28: Vanilla Ice: Cream

30: High school: A nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to work... oh, wait, I do work there.

32. Wood: Fire

33. Surfers: surf

34. Pictures: can be faked

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: is how it usually works...

36: I love: music

37: I wish I were...: independently wealthy

38: Flying: It's faster, but there is something to be said for Terra Firma.

39: shoes: New Balance

40: Star Wars: Good mythic tale. Lord of the Rings was a better book.

41: toys: aren't just for kids

42. children: as long as they're somebody else's...

43. Hookers: If you mean prostitutes, a waste of money.

44. money: brings power, see number five

45: Flowers: add color to a green landscape

46: I regret not being...: more outgoing and charming around women

47. this survey: seems silly

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes..or genie powers): to end suffering

49: rainy days: what are these? It's been so long...

50: Mommy: I love you, but you drive me up the wall.

51. Daddy: I love you, wish you were still here (in more than spirit)

52. feet: inches

53. backseats: where life often seems to place me( )(then, suck it up, and move to the front, IDIOT)

54. Angelina Jolie: see number twenty

55. superhero: The Batman.

56. super villan: Sauron

57. doggies: lovable pains in the butt

58. funny thought: winning the lottery

59. scary thought: if I actually did win the lottery

60. nastiest word you know, (typed with youre elbows): (nobody needs to know)

 

1. I need some: money

2. Sex: yes please

4. Your Last Ex: Never had one

5. Power: Company

6. Marijuana: Duuuude

7. Crack: Butt

8. Food: me so hungry

9. The President: want to be

10. War: Crimes

11. Cars: Repairs

12. Gas Prices: *shudders*

13. Halloween: Party

14. Politics: too many complainers

15. Religion: Easter

16. myspace: need to ignore yet some more

17. Worst Fear: Frankie after I break yet another of his FX sabers (just kidding, heights)

18. Marriage: not yet

19. Fashion: Crimes

20. Brunettes: AWWWOOOOOOOOOOO

21. Redheads: *shudders*

22: Work: fun

23: Pass the time: reading

24: Football: crap, halftime is getting closer

25. One night stands: who would do such a thing?

26: Pet Peeve: people that come into class five minutes before it ends

27: Pixie Stix: mmmmmmm, sugar

28: Vanilla Ice: Ice, Ice, Baby

30: High school: Thank God I am out of that ***p shack

32. Wood: Table

33. Surfers: Hawaiian

34. Pictures: Photographer

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: need

36: I love: my cat, oh and my family I guess

37: I wish I were...: not congested

38: Flying: High as a kite

39: shoes: White

40: Star Wars: Trilogy

41: toys: Kids

42. children: Annoying little brats

43. Hookers: Miracle Mile

44. money: can't buy happiness (but it can buy the drugs to make you happy)

45: Flowers: Pansies

46: I regret not being...: skinnier

47. this survey: take forever

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes..or genie powers): Everyone to be happy

49: rainy days: curl up with a nice book

50: Mommy: I have a boo-boo

51. Daddy: bought her that car

52. feet: phew, put your shoes on

53. backseats: big an spacious

54. Angelina Jolie: big lipped ho

55. superhero: Storm

56. super villan: Magneto

57. doggies: Annoying little brats

58. funny thought: Wilbur chasing delusional Oregon Fan out of McKale

59. scary thought: Being an ASU student

60. nastiest word you know, (typed with youre elbows): nope, I'm saving that one for myself

 

1. I need some: Money

2. Sex: Errrr...

4. Your Last Ex: Obviously didn't work out.

5. Power: Ring of power

6. Marijuana: yuck

7. Crack: The soles of my shoes...

8. Food: My omelette was tasty.

9. The President: Bushisms

10. War: not fun

11. Cars: I want a Mini Cooper!!

12. Gas Prices: tooooo high

13. Halloween: Yet another excuse to eat candy

14. Politics: very divisive

15. Religion: Lutheran

16. myspace: never been there

17. Worst Fear: mmm, I'll say bugs

18. Marriage: one day...

19. Fashion: yep

20. Brunettes: Brunets

21. Redheads: Irish

22: Work: Earns me money

23: Pass the time: Reading

24: Football: Go Vikings!

25. One night stands: Not me.

26: Pet Peeve: the 80's

27: Pixie Stix: I vaguely remember these from when I was about five.

28: Vanilla Ice: Ice cream

30: High school: is over.

32. Wood: Oliver Wood

33. Surfers: Do they have brains?

34. Pictures: fun to look at

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: I lack one

36: I love: can I say Star Wars?

37: I wish I were...: not living in Arizona (at least in the summer)

38: Flying: let's me travel

39: shoes: I need a new pair

40: Star Wars:

41: toys: I'm not allowed to buy any more

42. children: Some are adorable and so nice, others are brats

43. Hookers: *scoffs*

44. money: I'm a college student.

45: Flowers: are pretty

46: I regret not being...: can't think of any

47. this survey: is long

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes..or genie powers): happiness

49: rainy days: are very nice (just not on my bike)

50: Mommy: I love my mom!

51. Daddy: him too

52. feet: size 8

53. backseats: where the children go

54. Angelina Jolie: she's pretty

55. superhero: Asterix

56. super villan: Darth Vader

57. doggies: the little ones are cute

58. funny thought: Darth Vader in a pink suit

59. scary thought: same

60. nastiest word you know, (typed with youre elbows): sukjitrnhjsa;pawen

 

1. SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
Scissors

2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
Tattoo

3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
Two weeks ago

4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE?
Parafin Wax

5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
Not much

6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
I hate yellow

7. DO YOU SING?
Yes

8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
Not that I remember

9. DO YOU SPIT?
Ugh, gross . . . wait? What was the nature of this question

10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
Barely . .. and I've been growing it for a year almost.

11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
YELLOW

12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
Um . . . what?

13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
Flute, piano and guitar

14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
Oh I wish

15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
Yes, Big Foot is commonly known as Mac and Zac or the Birrer Brothers on these boards.

16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
Nope

17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
I have no idea

18. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN YOUR CURRENT CAR?
No . . . not yet.

19. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
I had a better weekend the weekend before when I was with my fiance

20. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
My fiance

21. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
Yes

22. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
I didn't save a lot on my car insurance

23. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
I think I promised to have my best friend's little girl who is my daughter's best friend over for a sleep over . . . help.

24. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
No

27. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTE SEXY?
NO

28. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
I didn't win Wednesday's Powerball

29. DO YOU HAVE AN AIR FRESHNER IN YOUR CAR?
Yes but it is kind of old.

30. DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
Fake ones

31. IF YOU COULD DRINK ANYTHING RIGHT THIS SECOND...WHAT
WOULD IT BE?
Chocolate Martini

32. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
I tossed the last piece of mail I received . . . oh wait! I got a book in the mail today!

33. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
Yes

34. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Indy at C3

35. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
Wine

36. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
Um, no. That's just wrong.

37. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
Watching the Olympics

39. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
No

40. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
No, I didn't.

41. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?

That would really depend on whether they came to me and told me what happened and were truly sorry and wanted to work together to make it work or if they were "caught" and not repentent.

42. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
Affirmative

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS GAY?
I'd be glad they were happy.

 

Type your FIRST REACTION when you read these:

1. i need some: Pepsi!

2. Sex: Last night

4. Your Last Ex: wont stop callin me its been 5 years!

5. Power: Hungry

6. Marijuana: Illegal

7. Crack: More Illegal

8. Food: My Vice

9. The President: Avenged our fallen

10. War: nesessary

11. Cars: Broken

12. Gas Prices: too High!

13. Halloween: Favorite Holiday

14. Politics: too boring

15. Religion: Agnostic

16. myspace: Never Been dont understand the lure

17. Worst Fear: Not bein around for my kids

18. Marriage: 100% cause of all divorces!

19. Fashion: overrated

20. Brunettes: Nice

21. Redheads: Nicer

what about blondes? Ohhhhhhhhh yeah

22: Work: Fun

23: Pass the time: My Kids!

24: Football: too much time to waste in front of a tv

25. One night stands: Sure why not (pre marriage answer)

26: Pet Peeve: Bad parents

27: Pixie Stix: Hell are those?

28: Vanilla Ice: Cream, wish I had some Ice cream!

30: High school: I wasted it on one girlfriend!

32. Wood: Burn baby

33. Surfers: dorks

34. Pictures: X or G?

35. Boyfriend/girlfriend: Not in about oh 5 years

36: I love: My kids!

37: I wish I were...: In superior shape

38: Flying: cool

39: shoes: Need new ones

40: Star Wars: Fun

41: toys: Need more!

42. children: Need no more!

43. Hookers: Gah,, never seen an attractice one

44. money: never enough

45: Flowers: Purdy

46: I regret not being...: in shape

47. this survey: is long

48. 1 wish (cant wish for more wishes..or genie powers): Long healthy safe lives for my kids

49: rainy days: wet

50: Mommy: just bough me a new bullet proof vest for my b-day!

51. Daddy: see above

52. feet: pain

53. backseats: kids car seats are a pain in the butt

54. Angelina Jolie: ho, anyone that went for billy bob is nas-tay

55. superhero: Shazam!

56. super villan: Lex Luthor

57. doggies: Annoying (just let me sleep one whole hour dammit!)

58. funny thought: Anythign Pink 5 says

59. scary thought: Frank in a leotard

60. nastiest word you know, (typed with youre elbows): asdfkjndasfk

 

Hi everyone, sort of a new guy...joined back at the time of Episode 3, anyway, here goes.




1. What time is it: 10:19 pm

2. Name as is appears on birth certificate:

3. Nicknames: Smitty

4. Piercings: 1 but it doesn't seem to work anymore.

5. What is the most recent movie you've seen: Mad Max

6. Eye color: Blue

7. Place of birth: Ft. Polk (Leesville), Louisiana

8. Favorite foods: anything that tastes good

9. Ever been to Africa: No

10. Ever been toilet papering: NO

11. Ever love someone so much it made you cry? unfortunately.

12. Been in a car accident: yes

13. Croutons or bacon bits: Croutons

14. Favorite day of the week: Saturday

16. Favorite flowers: birds of paradise? I think they are called.

17. Favorite sport(s) to watch. Football (North American), Soccer, women's mud wrestling (giggles)

18. Favorite drink: Water, beer, milk, Gatorade (H20) Gaaaaatoraaaade (H20)...sorry.

19. Favorite ice cream: Mint chocolate Chip

20. Favorite fast food restaurant: White Castle, Weinerschnitzel

21. How many times did you fail your driver's license test: 0

23. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Circuit City, Best Buy, Toys R Us....Sears.

24. What do you do most often when you are bored: heh heh...uh....surf the web, play video games, go for a drive.

25. Bedtime: non-existant

26. Who will respond to this e-mail quickest? This isn't a forum?

27. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond. Again, it's kind of on a forum right now, although, I did Answer this question when I got it in the e-mail.

28. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: Haven't really gotten to know anyone yet.

29. Favorite TV shows: Monty Python, Anime, Miami Vice, Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., MXC

30. Ford or Chevy: ....oh, if I must, Chevy.

31.What are you listening to right now? The peacefull drone of the cpu's cooling fan, ahhhhh.

32. How many tattoos do you have: like 10.....temporary, at different times, when I was 7 or so...

33. Date of birth - leave off your year of birth if you wish: 9/25/76

34. What is your favorite color? blue.....NO Yel-AHHHHHHHH!

35. What is your Favorite thing to do? Read (alone in quiet), photography, target shooting.

36. What is your Least likely thing you do not like to do? what?....you mean what thing do I like to do least? uh, lay in a hospital bed in excruciating pain...that or a catheter.

37. If you could live anywhere where would it be? good question.

38. Ocean or Lake? Ocean

 

goody, another one.


1.You're Infected. One of youre Fan Force Members has the cure. One must die. Choose.......
Just give me the d@#n cure, and nobody gets hurt....

2.What Myspace friend knows the REAL you best? Myspace?

3.Describe a typical Monday for you? Homework till class.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up? breath

5.If alcohol was banned worldwide, what would your reaction be? ....YOU CAN HAVE MY ALCOHOL WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

6.When was the last time you cried? Couple of days ago, had a really, REALLY good hamburger.

7. Your CD collection is going to be reposessed. You may keep one. Name it.......
Soundtrack to the mothman prophecies.

8.Do you believe world peace is possible?
You probably don't want to hear my thoughts on this one.

9.I'm a genie. Name your wish (Money and Love cannot be granted).....infinite wisdom

10.Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.....
cooties

11.Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.....
the fact that they're the same sex.

12. Speaking of SAME sex, what do you think of Brokeback Mountain?
wasn't this something on southpark? something about gay cowboys eating pudding.

13.What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
"Thats Hot!" (yeah, anything out of paris hilton's mouth), seacrest out....it would probably be easier to list the pop phrases I don't find incredibly annoying.

14.Regarding sexual needs, do you let a person know what you want?
sex?

15. Leatherface is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
blow his ass away, assuming I can reach the gun.

16.Do you feel that people underestimate you?
I actually think I worry about people overestimating me more.

17.Was it just me, or did Mariah lip synch half her performance at the Grammys?
isnt it lip sync? Who gives a crap.

18.Honestly, do you talk about TFF in real life?
not really, not yet anyway.

19. Have you ever met someone online in person?
nope

20.Do You believe minimum wage should be raised?
no, if it goes up, it contributes to inflation, and then it's still MINIMUM wage, and people will still complain that it's not enough, because they forget that it's MINIMUM wage. if you want more money get an education, work harder. Minimum wage is just that, barely enough to get by, that's why it's minimum. (get's down of his soapbox, well, you asked)

21. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
which "the look" are we talking about?

22. Desperation happens. Do you take advantage of desperate people?
Not unless they're friends. Well, since no one here really knows me yet, I should mention I'm kidding. I would never take advantage of someone if they truly needed help. Now, if they're trying to con me, that's another story. Or say, this "desperate" person is so desperate, they're willing to harm others to get what they feel the ne....I really must stop reading so deep into these questions, geez.

23 Pretend you're 15 deep in beers.....
in how much time, 15 beers in like 30 minutes? well, I couldn't tell you as I most likely wouldn't remember that.

24 Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to? Why?
yes...dammit, I listen.

25 Describe your "style"....
Style...I try to go for "timeless" looks.

26 Describe what your "type" is... I'll let you know when I find her.

27 Love and Sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved ?
well, if we have a statement before the question telling us that it goes together, and we for the sake of argument assume this to be a constant fact(which it really isn't), then would it even be possible to have sex without love? But to simply answer the question, no, I wouldn't have sex without love, well, not again anyway.

28 Does everyone in your life know the real you?
Half the time, I'm not sure I even know the real me.

29. What is something you're afraid of? I'll get back to you when something makes m