Beyond - Legends GFFA Hums - SW/Pooh Crossover - 11/23 Updated with a very special hum for Artoo

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Title: GFFA Hums
Author: Tahi
Genre: Humour - Hums and poems based on When We Were Very Young, The Hums of Pooh and The House at Pooh Corner
Notes: I apologise to A. A. Milne for these - but I just can't resist an idea when it pops into my head. I guess you need to be at least vaguely familiar with the two books noted above, as I've kept to the rhymes and rhythms of the poems and hums therein. I've also copied the grammar style, to a certain extent anyway, and capitalisation - even though it sometimes put my teeth on edge. I hope I don't offend any hardline Pooh fans out there - but if I do, just take three breaths and recite the Jedi Code.

Serenely yours
~Tahi~

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[Based on "Jonathan Jo"]

Teneniel Djo
(A warning kind of poem written by Luke after a visit to Dathomir)

Teneniel Djo
Has a mouth like a bow.
She looks cute but she's full of surprises;
She's after a man,
So take care where you land,
'Coz she'll get you, whatever your size is.

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[Based on "Happiness"]

Satisfaction
(A happy kind of poem about Jag on the occasion of a date with Jaina.)

Jag had
Thigh High
Nerf Hide
Boots on;
Jag gave his
Dark Hair
A Hasty
Pat;
Jag had sleek
Black Skin Tight
Pants on---
And that
(Said Jag)
Is
That.

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[Based on "Brownie"]

Blondie
(A confessional kind of poem by Anakin)

In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain,
If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo;
I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain.
(Tahiri isn't certain, too.)

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[Based on Pooh's "Tiddely Pom" hum from Chapter 1 of The House at Pooh Corner.]

Boom
(A lamenting, vengeful kind of hum made by R2D2 while putting up with C3PO when they were waiting for Luke and Han to return on Hoth)

The more it snows,
[Enhance: thermo circuits]
The more he goes,
[Mute: auditory circuits]
The more he goes,
[Disable: auditory circuits]
On moaning.
Little does he know,
[Activate: blast circuits]
How close he grows,
[Prime: blast circuits]
How close he grows,
[Activate: target circuits]
To exploding.

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I hope to get time to do a few more soon.

 

O wow!

These were totally wonderful!

prime: blast circuits

Hah!

 

Hi there, Jedi_Tristan and thanks.

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Inspiration while down town - so here is another one.

[Based on "Spring Morning"]

Hoth Morning
(A fatalistic kind of hum by Hobbie}

Where am I going? I don't quite know.
Down to the ice with my shields aglow---
My rudder ain't working, and my drive's just blown---
Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know.

 

I haven't read any of that But I did watch Winnie the Pooh when I was little, even if I don't remember if much

Teneniel Djo
Has a mouth like a bow.
She looks cute but she's full of surprises;
She's after a man,
So take care where you land,
'Coz she'll get you, whatever your size is.

I think that one was my favorite.


In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain,
If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo;
I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain.
(Tahiri isn't certain, too.)

Hehehe

I really liked the one between R2 and Threepio. Those two do so much for Star Wars

Cute poems, Tahi I'll have to look for these books now.


Whoops, just saw the new one Poor Hobbie

 

Tahi:

These are fantastic!

- The Imperial Ewok

 

I've seen many, many crossovers, but this is a new one for me!


This is wonderful!

 

Wow.


Just wow.


I'm amused... and a little scared.

 

Adorable. And not a little scary!

 

Wow! Thanks everyone.

Yoda
Well, the Teneniel one was the first one I thought of. I was trying to come up with a TD poem for Amsie's TD thread, but for some reason the "Jonathan Jo" poem popped into my head - probably the rhythm of the name.

Oh - you must read Winnie the Pooh. Not meaning to be anti-American or anything but the original books are much better than the Disney version. I still laugh at the stories in The House at Pooh Corner - especially the "Poohsticks" story where Tigger bounces Eeyore into the river, and the one where they go hunting for a heffalump.

Thrawn
Thanks. You've read WtP haven't you?

Jaina_Solo_15
Thanks. Well this is my first ever crossover, so it was a bit of a gamble.

Jaya
Oh dear - I scared you!!! Sorry. I guess A. A. Milne would turn in his grave if he found out.

AnakinsHeir
Hi. I remember reading a terrific Han songfic of yours a while ago. Great to meet you here.

Hmmm- you find the idea scary too. Strange though it may sound there are some parallels between some of the characters: C3PO and Eeyore for instance - gloom and doom.

Anyway - thanks again for reading.

 

Those are all aweswome! Neat idea for a crossover, and the poems themselves...

 

Commander
Thanks for reading.

NenYim
Thanks for reading. Odd crossover I admit - but my Muse is a bit strange sometimes. Glad they worked for you.

 

Oh. How. Cute.

These are adorable! I never would have thought to do anything like this! Wonderful contribution to the boards, I must say, and I can't wait for more!

Emmi

 

Hi, EmilieD, and thanks so much for reading. Yes - I'll post some more soon I hope. These are the kind of thing I can work on while doing other things, like dishes and nappies. LOL Such an exciting life I lead.

 

Not meaning to be anti-American or anything but the original books are much better than the Disney version.

 

Tahi, those are wonderful.

How about "anti-Disney" instead? I don't think all of America should be blamed for the Disney-fication of literature.

Absolutely no offence(s) to anyone/thing/corporation intended!

I, too, love the books more. But for those of you who grew up with the Disney versions - !

oldj

 

Yoda
LOL [bursts into both "Rule Britannia" and "God of Nations", while people run screaming]

OJN
Anti-Disney-fication - LOL What a great term. Has a kind of Red Hot Chilli Pepper sound to it.

Don't worry - I was being tongue in cheek. Fortunately Yoda is familiar with my sense of humour.

Thanks for reading. And have a nice weekend.

 

Sounds like a great job to me. Nothing wrong with being a mom.

 

I agree - best and most important job in the world. And most underpaid. LOL

 

Wonderful job with these, Tahi! I loved them. The Teneniel one cracked me up, and the one with Artoo -- That's just classic. I think anyone would feel the same way if forced to stand next to Threepio so often.

It's good to see something so different on here! Very creative. Great work!

 

LOL [bursts into both "Rule Britannia" and "God of Nations", while people run screaming]


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Hi, Knight Aragorn, nice to meet you and thanks so much for reading. Yes, I agree about poor old R2 - it's amazing he didn't zap C-3PO when you think about it. He had the power. Obviously a patient little chappie.

Yoda
Hmmm - might have to send over the All Black front row to sort you guys out. LOL

 

*begins to sing Blame Canada, but with Britannia instead of Canada* Hah-hah-hah-hah

In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain,
If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo;
I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain.
(Tahiri isn't certain, too.)

Funny, very very funny.

These are cute, and I think I read one of the original books when I was younger, I liked it, but then it had to go back to the library. And yeah, Milne was a genius. And so are you for finding a way to translate it into SW stuff.

 

Blame Canada - Blame Brittania!

ROFLOL!!!

oldj

 

Yeah, it took me a couple minutes to figure out how to make it rhyme right.