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Girls: would you date Yoda?

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by alpha_red, Aug 29, 2003.

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  1. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I'm curious about whether any girls that deign to post on these forums would ever date Yoda. Any thoughts you have would be acceptable just nothing TOO obscene cuz I don't want this thread to get shut down. By too obscene I think you can get an idea. Any thoughts?
     
  2. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sure I would. Yoda is cool. [face_love]


    8-}
     
  3. Iron_Fist

    Iron_Fist Jedi Knight star 5

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    Welcome to the boards!

    And try Star Wars Community. Yoda appear much more in the films than the EU ;)

    And besides, I think Yoda wouldn't like to go out with a human. That's a lot of wasted Force power in levitating up for a kiss. And holding hands it out of the question. 8-}
     
  4. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Thx Iron_Fist for the nice reception. You're right, Yoda doesn't show up too much in the EU. To my knowledge, we've only had three of Yoda's species in the entire Star Wars Universe--Yoda himself, Yaddle, the other one on the Council, and Vandar Tokare, a Jedi Master in Knights of the Old Republic. Correct me if I'm wrong there. I don't think levitating would be a problem for Yoda. Remember he has that repulsor chair thingie from Episode 2. I assume it has buttons on it...Of course, there is the question of whether he'd date a human. For the sake of this discussion, just assume he would. It's not like Lucas is signing us up to turn this into the next novel--though I'd love to see it in Star Wars Tales.
     
  5. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    you're discriminating at any guys that might want to date Yoda.

    I'm not saying I would, but I'm just looking out for my brethren with different tastes. That's all.

    8-}

    What have I got in my pocket?
     
  6. Iron_Fist

    Iron_Fist Jedi Knight star 5

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    No probs ;)

    And I didn't say that levitating would be a problem: I said that Yoda would have to burn a lot of Force power to keep himslef levitated. ;)
     
  7. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Sorry, I didn't mean to. If any guys would date Yoda, I welcome that, too. Yes, I'm fairly conservative. Flame me if you wish, but I'm NOT here to go gay-bashing. I have a good bisexual friend. I just didn't think it was a very likely response. Obviously I was wrong. Not the first time that's happened. But anyway, now back to the original topic. I'd think his repulsor chair would eliminate the need for Force levitation.
     
  8. Infiltrator

    Infiltrator Jedi Knight star 5

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    it boggles the mind the way this is a serious discussion :p

    did i just ruin the mood?

    sorry, go back to your yoda dating folks :p
     
  9. JennyTheShrubber

    JennyTheShrubber Jedi Master star 1

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    Whether I would date Yoda would depend on how much money he had and how drunk I was. :) But, it would have to be a date of my choosing! If he thinks I'm gonna run around in the jungle and carry him on my back, he'd better think again! And, if he hits on my friends (or anyone else, for that matter), I'm ditching him at the club.

    Btw, did you happen to see Samuel L. Jackson on "The Daily Show" a few weeks ago when they talked about Yoda? I was laughing so hard, my stomach hurt. :)
     
  10. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    No, wish I'd seen that. Jon Stewart is like the most hilarious man alive! What'd he say? And also, where would you want Yoda to take you on a date?
     
  11. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    red: I waas just kidding around earlier dude.

    ;)

    What have I got in my pocket?
     
  12. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Thx JediHobbit. I'm just of the opinion that all my bases need to be covered. If I alienate peeps, discussion doesn't happen.
     
  13. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    true that

    and for the record, even if I were homosexual and into alien, I don't think I would date Yoda. A little too old for my tastes. ;)

    What have I got in my pocket?
     
  14. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Um ... there used to be a Yoda is Hot fanclub or something ... :p
     
  15. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Well, there isn't any more, so oh well. I'm not trying to have one of those Midsummer Night's Dream things they do at the Playboy Mansion...that's just wrong...though you guys may think otherwise.
     
  16. JennyTheShrubber

    JennyTheShrubber Jedi Master star 1

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    Well, this is from memory, so it's not a direct transcript, but this is what I remember:
    Jon Stewart: You know what I think happens in the next Star Wars movie? I think Yoda loses his virginity. Am I right?
    Samuel L. Jackson: Hey, Yoda's got kids all over the galaxy.
    JS: Oh, really? So Yoda gets around?
    SLJ: Oh yeah.
    JS: (Yoda impression) "**** you, I will!"
    SLJ: I actually heard him say that when I walked by his dressing room one time!

    I think they were both cracking up at the end, and so was I. It doesn't look as funny in print, but. . . well, you know because you're a fan of Jon Stewart. :) I am too, and of Steven Colbert! Can't wait to get the "Strangers with Candy" dvd! :D

    Hmmm. . . where would I want Yoda to take me on a date? On the last date I went on, the guy conveniently left his wallet at home; and then, after I had paid for everything, he acted as if he'd never met me. Suffice it to say my dating experiences have not been great, so my standards are pretty low. Maybe we could drive around and look for some of the smug jerks I went to highschool with, and then he could use the Force to trip them, and then we would speed off laughing. Then, we could stop by the liquor store and pick up some cider. Then, we would sit on the curb, drink, philosophize, and watch the sun come up. Then, he would use the Force to get rid of my headache, and I would say, "I love you, Yoda." Then, the orchestra would swell and the scene would fade out.
     
  17. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Maybe Yaddle... [face_love]
     
  18. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I saw a thread recently, "What happened to Yoda's wife" or something :p ;)
     
  19. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    I would date yoda just to say I did, and I kissed a short green guy.
     
  20. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Shrubber...I don't know what I can say to that except ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I saw this one thing on one of the other threads about how Mace Windu had 17 girls in one night and then he came to work the next morning and said he was still committed to the Order because they were one night stands--albeit 17 of them. Only Mace Windu...I also read this one thing in some magazine asking the "yes or no" Yoda doll if he used Viagra. They also asked him who'd be the last Survivor, and if Mulder was the father of Scully's baby. Crazy stuff--of course, if it's in a magazine, it's got to be true. :p
     
  21. zuckuss1138

    zuckuss1138 Jedi Knight star 5

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    if i was a girl i'd probably date yoda. he's about the coolest guy ever, except for zuckuss
     
  22. Lt_Jaina_Solo

    Lt_Jaina_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Maybe...it would be interesting dating him...all the telekinisis (sp?) stuff would be cool...
     
  23. Jedi_Loon

    Jedi_Loon Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'd rather have him as a personal house help... all those cool force tricks would have the house nice and clean in no time ;)

    but yes I would date him ;) oh wait i'm a bloke...
     
  24. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Telekinesis is how it's spelled, but what does it have to do with dating?
     
  25. Lt_Jaina_Solo

    Lt_Jaina_Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    If I ever had a problem with something, he could take care of it...

    EDIT: such as Jedi_Loon's example of having him clean the house...
     
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