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Girls: would you date Yoda?

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by alpha_red, Aug 29, 2003.

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  1. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    you can't have him guv. You have me.
     
  2. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    Nah. Now, Obi-Wan, that's a different story.

    (I'd rather have Yoda as my surrogate father, because then when you get into those fights on the playground, "My dad can beat up YOUR dad," I'd win.)
     
  3. JennyTheShrubber

    JennyTheShrubber Jedi Master star 1

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    alpha_red:
    I also read this one thing in some magazine asking the "yes or no" Yoda doll if he used Viagra. They also asked him who'd be the last Survivor, and if Mulder was the father of Scully's baby. Crazy stuff--of course, if it's in a magazine, it's got to be true.

    OMG, That's hillarious!! Do you remember what magazine that was? I would love to see that!
    Did you ever see the POF too website? I tried to find it, but I don't think it exists anymore. :( It was so funny! They took Star Wars action figures, posed them and took pictures of them, and then wrote little stories or dialogue for them. Yoda was featured in a few of them. He was playing video games with Han and Luke, and when he won he jumped on top of R2 and sang and danced to "You Can't Touch This." They also made fun of some of the really stupid costumes and the fact that, oftentimes, body parts or weapons would be out of proportion. They had this one where R2D2 was being used as a slide projector, and he was showing a picture of an old Han action figure whose head was way out of proportion. Then they had Han saying: "And this is me right before the junior prom. As Luke has so kindly pointed out, my head was a little too small for my body. Ironically, the next year my head swelled up to the size of a pumpkin! People used to say, 'That's no moon; it's Han's head!' Yup, I've heard 'em all."
    I loved that website! :D
     
  4. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    There's a website like that? It'd be awesome if someone posted a link to it! Yoda dancing to "You Can't Touch This" ROTFL!! No one beats Yoda at those clubs, I'll tell you right now. Did that site ever get other action figures from other things and do stuff with them? I'd like to see Yoda dating Wonder Woman or something like that.
     
  5. Elfsheen

    Elfsheen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Would Yoda want a date?
     
  6. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    Jedi of the Old Order aren't allowed to love, but I've seen no rules against one nights stands...

    [face_mischief]

    What have I got in my pocket?
     
  7. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    There's already a thread on whether Jedi should be allowed to love. I've posted there, as well, if you want my opinion. As for whether Yoda would want a date: it's gotta get lonely in that Council room. I don't even know why they made that rule in the first place. Maybe they're all dumbarses. Go Sith, Go Sith, GOOO SITH!
     
  8. JennyTheShrubber

    JennyTheShrubber Jedi Master star 1

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    Did that site ever get other action figures from other things and do stuff with them? I'd like to see Yoda dating Wonder Woman or something like that.

    Not that I remember, but that would be cool. :D
    Nobody was really dating. Han spent most of his time with his pet bantha, and Leia spent most of her time cleaning up after it. [face_laugh] It was pure genius!
     
  9. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Awesome! Someone needs to set up some kind of weird crap like that here. In all likelihood, it'll be me unless someone has beaten me to whatever I want to do or unless it's against the rules. Then I'll go somewhere else and do it.
     
  10. JennyTheShrubber

    JennyTheShrubber Jedi Master star 1

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    Well, unfortunately, it seems the POF Too website has gone to a better place :(
    But, if you like "South Park", check this out: Star Park Image Gallery
     
  11. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Love South Park. It's the polar opposite of the mind-numbing crap that makes up 95%+ of other television. It's funny, thought-provoking, and occasionally sickeningly vulgar, but no one can deny that it has changed the face of comedy. Please tell me you've seen Park Wars. And, just to keep this thread on topic, they've had stuff like this in South Park. What do you think of their spin on the Jedi Order, and how it reflects on the "real" thing, and possibly their policies toward emotional attachment?
     
  12. moff_Sammael

    moff_Sammael Jedi Youngling star 3

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    No, I'm only after sexy Imperials in tight uniforms [face_love] (preferably with blue skin and red glowing eyes ;))
     
  13. alpha_red

    alpha_red Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Guess this is going to turn into a general "Who would you date and why" thread? If someone hasn't beaten me there. Would you date Yoda in an Imperial uniform? Okay, it'd have to be midget-sized, but the question stands.
     
  14. Mistryl

    Mistryl Jedi Master star 4

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    Not likely, short green things are not my type, although on the other hand. . .
     
  15. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Doubtful. I'd prefer a boyfriend who didn't have to use levitation or a floating chair just so that we could talk face to face. I think...
     
  16. JacensGirl

    JacensGirl Jedi Master star 4

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