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JCC Give me your best evil monologue.

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

    May 11, 2003
    I have been bested by your evil ways. Now its time to gloat over your victory. Give me your best monologue. And no plagiarism.
  2. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Feb 18, 2001
    Beezel did you by chance just sail from Turkey to England?
  3. Likewater

    Likewater Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 31, 2009
    I probably don't believe this...I have been looking forward to this moment for so long! but now I just want you dead. Bye.

    (Best i can do, as I never Monologue)
  4. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

    Dec 12, 2006
    You have entered a beezel thread.
  5. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

    Aug 23, 2009
    Now you know what is it like to be defeated by me. Soon, the world will tremble at my might and they too will see how it feels.......
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Mar 14, 2004
    my name is dan, dan the jedi, and i am here for your underpants.
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  7. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

    Mar 13, 2009
    You are now mine, and i intend to make you suffer. Everything that you once fought for has been destroyed, but your life, which i will now take from you, piece by piece.
  8. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Jul 7, 2000
    I'm going to******* kill you with kindess!
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  9. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 11, 2004
    *blank stare*
    *bullet to the head*

    The simplest solutions are oftentimes the best. If the guy truly deserves it, then the bastard himself knows it too, so no words are really needed. You don't need to tell him anything; he already knows. Observe:

  10. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Mar 29, 2002
    How about threats? Take your pick:
  11. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

    Mar 13, 2009
    *insert bane voice here*

    I am the instrument of your death