God Bless America

So I hear soccer (oh, sorry football) is big over here. Hopefully us Americans can win one so our country will actually care about the World Cup. It never caught on over here, I guess it is because we are such a SPECTACULAR country. But who needs soccer when we have BattleBots (on comedy central, its not even funny) But you know, we dont care. Why should we?

 

I am not quite sure what your trying to get accross but there is a thread about the world cup any way
Here

 

Gawd Bless America. Ain't it great
Where else in the world do the ambulancemen check your wallet for health insurance before deciding which hospital to take you to!

Battlebots - hmm. Remember it was your evil nation that released the Power Rangers onto us...

 

Remember it was your evil nation that released the Power Rangers onto us...

LMAO

 

Furthermore... I've never heard such a bigger contradiction in terms than 'Comedy Central'

Power Rangers... jeez

 

I don't like America much, but Matt Groening is cool.

 

tell me about it, when was the last time you saw something funny on that channel!




NEVER!

 

Oh dear. I don't think Granola is going to come back

 

he does he comes on occasionaly posting about the US, last one I remember he was insulting Scottish people

 

Yes... was that the one about Braveheart?
If we judged people like they are portrayed in movies, then the Americans are the saviours of the universe...

 

yes @braveheart

I doubt that, look at the movie clueless

 

LMAO @ Clueless

 

or dumb and dumber

 

And then you look at real americans on Jerry Springer, and it worse then you can imagine

 

you mean the people on the Jerry Springer show are real?

[face_shocked]

**passes out**

 

Yeah boy. Go Jerry, go Jerry, go Jerry.
I bet there's a whole industry in the mid-west for people to make the armchairs extra-big or widen the doors of trailers so that those people can get in...

 

LOL Apprantly they are, and only in america would you get these great people

 

Don't stretch it R_B. You obviously haven't been to S****horpe recently...

 

hey there was one for people over here but that was about 5 shows (so we wont talk about it).....and look how many US ones there are

 

But the British ones were about...

'My son looks at porn' or
'My child steals things' or
'My partner slept with my best friend'

Its not like the US ones

'My boyfriend slept with my husband, and my Mom, and had afters with the dog'...

 

Ok, so maybe we do have some strange people in our country to, can't we just ship them off to America?

 

or me and my twin sister have $ex

what like we did with the Aussies?

 

Yes, the economies of West Virginia and Kentucky are sustained by the paychecks the trailer trash get from Mr. Springer's show. I'm quite sure that the show has begun an 'IN-breeding' program in that region to ensure they have enough guests to last into infinity.


In other words, no different than Wales.





EDIT: Oh, and can you IMAGINE the Jerry Springer shows if they took the Yank guests, and dressed them up like people from the NE?? Trailer trash in Darlo eveningwear? Ie nekkid??

 

Hmm... you've got us there...

 

Yeah LV didn't do that much harm did it?