Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jun 3, 2013.
I support a summer blockbuster rewrite with Jesus as a Thor-like figure.
NOAH - Val Kilmer
HAM - Idris Elba
SHEM - Jay Baruchel
JAPETETH - Taylor Kitsch
im more flush with ideas about this noah one at the moment but obviously The Second Coming would be the most epic
JESUS throws a shuriken at the ANTICHRIST and flying sidekicks SATAN into the lake of fire: Get off my Creation!
No drugs of any kind, legal or otherwise have ever been involved for myself.
Also remember Demons freely went back and forth between the physical realm and spiritual realm until Revelation chapter 12 happened.
Before that Job 1:6
And Satan's response was "I'm not the ******* omniscient one."
In what other way would it be correct, if one accepts the premise that God created the universe?
Weaksauce presuppositionalism FTL.
artist's rendering of this thread. pictured, left to right:
He-Man is a theistic Satanist?
I'm shocked that someone who was not Juliet posted a song as utterly gob ****e as that Goo Goo Dolls one.
I like that it doesn't surprise you i am on the list but it does that Tom is!
lol... you're on everybody's list.
Also known as, "The Conspiracy Theory of Theology"...
And I've been told elsewhere (on other threads) that:
"Absence of evidence is NOT EVIDENCE of ABSENCE"
....guess that maxim only applies to movies but not to religion/theology.
Also in God news, the Discovery Channel must now hold the cable broadcast record for the most mentions of Jesus in a single 22 minute period.
I thought Shark Week wasn't until August.
Movies claim omniscience? I mean they already appeal to the small minded and weak amongst us, but that's where I thought the similarity ended.
It's really just two: indoctrination from birth and making non participation a criminal offense. Now that 2) is mostly a no-go in the first world, 1) has started to fall off too.
that was certainly the most thrilling pentecostal revival ive ever seen televised
What are you people on about?
some dude walked a tightrope with no safety equipment across the grand canyon muttering prayers to jee-ZUS the whole way. live on the discovery channel last night. joel osteen was there too, chillaxing. it was awesome
Did he make it?
if he hadn't im sure a lot more people would have heard about it
Worth noting Jesus was the name of his balancing pole?
Then maybe you should seek professional help?
Yes, I remember both passages very well, but I don't think that they actually happened.
I'm curious as to why you do.
"It's called faith!"
That's what all theists say when you call them out on their religion's ridiculous claims.