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JCC God Exists.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jun 3, 2013.

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God Exists.

  1. yes

    40.5%
  2. no

    31.7%
  3. nnnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    17.5%
  4. dunno

    27.8%
  5. no curr

    4.0%
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  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I support a summer blockbuster rewrite with Jesus as a Thor-like figure.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    casting

    NOAH - Val Kilmer

    HAM - Idris Elba

    SHEM - Jay Baruchel

    JAPETETH - Taylor Kitsch

    im more flush with ideas about this noah one at the moment but obviously The Second Coming would be the most epic

    JESUS throws a shuriken at the ANTICHRIST and flying sidekicks SATAN into the lake of fire: Get off my Creation!

    SATAN: NOOooooOOOooooOOOOOooooo!!!
     
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  3. Blue_Jedi33

    Blue_Jedi33 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    EvilQ

    No drugs of any kind, legal or otherwise have ever been involved for myself.

    Also remember Demons freely went back and forth between the physical realm and spiritual realm until Revelation chapter 12 happened.

    Before that Job 1:6
     
  4. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    And Satan's response was "I'm not the ******* omniscient one."
     
  5. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    In what other way would it be correct, if one accepts the premise that God created the universe?
     
  6. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Weaksauce presuppositionalism FTL.
     
  7. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    He-Man is a theistic Satanist?

    I'm shocked that someone who was not Juliet posted a song as utterly gob ****e as that Goo Goo Dolls one.
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I like that it doesn't surprise you i am on the list but it does that Tom is!
     
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  10. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    lol... you're on everybody's list.
     
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  11. TOSCHESTATION

    TOSCHESTATION Jedi Master star 4

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    Also known as, "The Conspiracy Theory of Theology"...I-)



    And I've been told elsewhere (on other threads) that:

    "Absence of evidence is NOT EVIDENCE of ABSENCE" [face_shame_on_you]

    ....guess that maxim only applies to movies but not to religion/theology. [face_laugh][face_shame_on_you][face_talk_hand] o_O
     
  12. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Also in God news, the Discovery Channel must now hold the cable broadcast record for the most mentions of Jesus in a single 22 minute period.
     
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  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I thought Shark Week wasn't until August.
     
  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Movies claim omniscience? I mean they already appeal to the small minded and weak amongst us, but that's where I thought the similarity ended.
     
  16. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's really just two: indoctrination from birth and making non participation a criminal offense. Now that 2) is mostly a no-go in the first world, 1) has started to fall off too.
     
  17. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    that was certainly the most thrilling pentecostal revival ive ever seen televised
     
  18. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    What are you people on about?
     
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  19. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    some dude walked a tightrope with no safety equipment across the grand canyon muttering prayers to jee-ZUS the whole way. live on the discovery channel last night. joel osteen was there too, chillaxing. it was awesome
     
  20. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000
    Did he make it?
     
  21. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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  22. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    if he hadn't im sure a lot more people would have heard about it
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Worth noting Jesus was the name of his balancing pole?
     
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  24. EvilQ

    EvilQ Jedi Knight star 1

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    Feb 8, 2013
    Then maybe you should seek professional help?
    Yes, I remember both passages very well, but I don't think that they actually happened.

    I'm curious as to why you do.
     
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  25. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "It's called faith!"

    That's what all theists say when you call them out on their religion's ridiculous claims.
     
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