JCC God Exists.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jun 3, 2013.

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God Exists.

yes 51 vote(s) 40.5%
no 40 vote(s) 31.7%
nnnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! 22 vote(s) 17.5%
dunno 35 vote(s) 27.8%
no curr 5 vote(s) 4.0%
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  1. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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    I support a summer blockbuster rewrite with Jesus as a Thor-like figure.

    [IMG]
  2. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    casting

    NOAH - Val Kilmer

    HAM - Idris Elba

    SHEM - Jay Baruchel

    JAPETETH - Taylor Kitsch

    im more flush with ideas about this noah one at the moment but obviously The Second Coming would be the most epic

    JESUS throws a shuriken at the ANTICHRIST and flying sidekicks SATAN into the lake of fire: Get off my Creation!

    SATAN: NOOooooOOOooooOOOOOooooo!!!
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 21, 2013
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  3. Blue_Jedi33 Force Ghost

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    @EvilQ

    No drugs of any kind, legal or otherwise have ever been involved for myself.

    Also remember Demons freely went back and forth between the physical realm and spiritual realm until Revelation chapter 12 happened.

    Before that Job 1:6
  4. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    And Satan's response was "I'm not the ******* omniscient one."
    Last edited by Emperor_Billy_Bob, Jun 21, 2013
  5. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    May 4, 2003
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    In what other way would it be correct, if one accepts the premise that God created the universe?
  6. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Weaksauce presuppositionalism FTL.
  7. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 22, 2013
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  8. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    He-Man is a theistic Satanist?

    I'm shocked that someone who was not Juliet posted a song as utterly gob ****e as that Goo Goo Dolls one.
    Last edited by Ender_Sai, Jun 22, 2013
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  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I like that it doesn't surprise you i am on the list but it does that Tom is!
    harpuah likes this.
  10. harpua Chosen One

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    lol... you're on everybody's list.
    Last edited by harpuah, Jun 22, 2013
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  11. TOSCHESTATION Force Ghost

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    Also known as, "The Conspiracy Theory of Theology"...I-)



    And I've been told elsewhere (on other threads) that:

    "Absence of evidence is NOT EVIDENCE of ABSENCE" [face_shame_on_you]

    ....guess that maxim only applies to movies but not to religion/theology. [face_laugh][face_shame_on_you][face_talk_hand] o_O
    Last edited by TOSCHESTATION, Jun 24, 2013
  12. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Also in God news, the Discovery Channel must now hold the cable broadcast record for the most mentions of Jesus in a single 22 minute period.
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  13. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Aug 16, 2002
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    I thought Shark Week wasn't until August.
  14. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    Jun 2, 2007
    star 6
  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Movies claim omniscience? I mean they already appeal to the small minded and weak amongst us, but that's where I thought the similarity ended.
  16. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    It's really just two: indoctrination from birth and making non participation a criminal offense. Now that 2) is mostly a no-go in the first world, 1) has started to fall off too.
  17. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    that was certainly the most thrilling pentecostal revival ive ever seen televised
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 24, 2013
  18. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    What are you people on about?
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  19. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    some dude walked a tightrope with no safety equipment across the grand canyon muttering prayers to jee-ZUS the whole way. live on the discovery channel last night. joel osteen was there too, chillaxing. it was awesome
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Jun 24, 2013
  20. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    Feb 15, 2000
    star 5
  21. Juliet316 Streak for Colors Bonanza Winner

    Game Winner
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  22. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    if he hadn't im sure a lot more people would have heard about it
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    star 8
    Worth noting Jesus was the name of his balancing pole?
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  24. EvilQ Jedi Master

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    Feb 8, 2013
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    Then maybe you should seek professional help?
    Yes, I remember both passages very well, but I don't think that they actually happened.

    I'm curious as to why you do.
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  25. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    Jun 2, 2007
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    "It's called faith!"

    That's what all theists say when you call them out on their religion's ridiculous claims.
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