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JCC God Exists.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Jun 3, 2013.

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God Exists.

  1. yes

    40.5%
  2. no

    31.7%
  3. nnnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    17.5%
  4. dunno

    27.8%
  5. no curr

    4.0%
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  1. Condition2SQ

    Condition2SQ Jedi Knight star 4

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    That's timeless, though. Jesus really was a Jewish carpenter, and Christians do claim him to be "other-worldly" of some nature, so calling him "from outer space" is just an extravagant way of saying that to make fun of his putative supernatural nature. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was invented out of whole cloth to be a humorous and witty response to the supposed "Intelligent Designer" posited by ID-in-public-schools proponents. Again, it was somewhat humorous and relevant at the time. That time is long past.
     
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  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    As long as Christians keep pushing to have their religion shoved into science class, that time will be the present.
     
  3. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    If you are going to do the ironic post-atheist thing to piss off the Dawkins set, you need to take it further than just "God exists".
     
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  4. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Why does everything have to be "post-," man?
     
  5. Darth Eddie

    Darth Eddie Jedi Master star 4

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    I believe in god but do not subscribe to a religion.
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Because modernism and hardcore did it and now everyone wants a piece of the cake.
     
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  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Juliet if you are too weak to live life without a numinous sheen to it, that's your call. Don't feel upset if others see the weakness and call it though.
     
  8. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    That sweet sweet post-cake cake post.
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, post-cakism. Big fan.
     
  10. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    Oh yes, Big fan. Small hat. Medium steak. You know how it is.
     
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  11. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    damn!

    just got called on my ****, yo
     
  12. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    or maybe i just read a ******* book. ie THE book

    the bible, holmes. title page says "BY GOD". how they gonna let that fool publish a book if he doesnt even exist? check and mate, son. check and mate
     
  13. drg4

    drg4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dogs exist, and that is quite sufficient for me.
     
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  14. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    Some say "Flying Spaghetti Monster", but I just call him "Spermy McNutsak".
     
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  15. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    [​IMG]

    "I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"
     
  18. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    It's strange then that the symbol of Christianity is just a pair of crossed sticks. How about a handsome chest of drawers or a cabinet?
     
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  19. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I don't believe in a God. If I did, I would have become a priest surely. That's the logical consequence of it. If you're not a priest, I don't believe you really believe. You're using religion as an excuse, an anesthetic.

    Some people need a God to tell them they mustn't lie or steal. Some people just don't lie or steal.

    Other people believe gnomes exist, or the Loch Ness monster.
     
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  20. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Those are far more plausible than God is.
     
  21. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    My god has a hammer.
     
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  22. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG]

    We have a Hulk...
     
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  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Marvel has a Thanos, Galactus and other such celestial eternals who would better fit the description of a God, and would pwn your Hulk.

    Plus there's Apocalypse.
     
  24. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Wait, I know this one...

    Well, who do you think created THOSE celestial eternals (and Apocalypse)? ;)
     
  25. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002

    beezel is just as real as you or i. or juli
     
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