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Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, Mar 4, 2002.
*was not eaten and decides to sacrafice Veng to pagan gods*
How dare you attack Shawna!? *Uses epaulette blasters to blast Jikala's head off*
As for you, POT (notice the 'o' is in caps), I am not a pompous yank. I am the Emperor of everything. My will is the law. Furthermore, I have no 'drawl' to speak of. I am perfect.
As for you petty gods, do not speak of them. I am better.
I am not god, nor good, for I am godd. Fear me...
*shoots Jello in head*
He was just too arogant, I had to. Besides he defaimed the Goddess.
You didn't know about my personal shield? Everyone knows about that! That's my first line of defense I ever created.
**eats Jello's personal shield.**
"And don't try and oppose me!! I.haveafield.thatprevents.youfrom.moving.orfightingback.feelthewrath.of.my.field.AD"
**Slits Jelly's throat**
*places Ion Cannon Beacon*
*comes back after the Ion Cannon hit*
*sees nothing but rubble and scorched bodies*
Comes back in, with a Death Star, fires it, and watches the planet blow up.
dies and turns into a ghost and kills all the other ghosts.
PoT. It is still NOT funny.AD
*sets thermal detonator in the back of room next to see people*
*grins at explosion* Excellent!
OOC: Ma'am Jaina, I always worry when a 'Certified Psychologist' can't spell her own title.
And how is Chissdude? I always liked to boy...
PoT laughed for no apparent reason. Apparently a voice had whispered something in his ear he had found amusing.
Feeling rather jolly, he ate the galaxy in celebration.
*Comes into this pitiful little thread and destroys it utterly along with everyone inside it while I escape
*brings new life into thread*
Shoots the Mods of the RP, waiting for them to come back to life to kill him.
Snaps fingers and everyone is in the Grand Hall on Arrakeen. SEA is seated at the throne, flanked by two twi'lek dancers, IMP-22, and a dozen Noghri guards
"I grow tired of telling you this. So it will the last time. I AM THE EMPEROR!!!"
Makes the everyone bow before him
This shall be fun.
Proceeds to send everyone in the room to limbo, aka Ban-Land
I love this God Modding, or is that Mod Godding???
Now, snappy exit.... I know...
Disappears through a blue haze
Funny, I don't seem to be banned.
Perhaps I should not have said that...
Chops everyone in half with her lightsaber then runs out.
spits on kadue, shoots himslef, comes back to life, shoots kadue, runes before regeneration happens.
My Lord, this is back eh?
Blasts the arena with Killer Penguins, and an Amphibious Mouse named EnaeK hpetS.
Die blasphemers! I smite thee Infidel!
Eats a penguin and kills PoT
*Grabs POT and opens his GIANT Mouth. SSD gets rammed down it along with basicly everything else in the universe.*
"Now Chew.... thas a good director of Imperial Intel, Man what an Oxymoron"
*Forces POT to chew*
*unleashes a legion of crazed weasels on everyone*