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  1. Padawan716 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 6
    Padawan716 enters the arena and falls asleep on th couch, god moding in his dreams...

    and begins drooling and snoring...
  2. Yomin_Carr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2002
    star 4
    Rise...


    *posts new RP for G-M Arena by way of turkey*

    Post-NJO Empire RP!

    Story

    Teh YV=dead. Empire comes back and builds a new superweapon thingie, the Death StarIII. Den it bulds a fleet of them (14713431029548329 bazillion). We=Empire. We hve to tke over teh galaxy for the Post-NJO Empire!


    Rules=

    No GMing ( ;) )



    Hve fun


    EDIT: Bah... just my luck that when I finally decide the RP I'm mocking has descended far enough into the dredges of the RPF, I notice we have several Empire RP's. Just a note to everyone in them, I'm not mocking you. Thank you...



    *Blows up galaxy with Ultra weapon thingie*/>
  3. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    Greetings Gentlemen,

    ((Wildwookiee pops out of hyperspace))

    All your bases are belong to us!!!
  4. maestrino Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 12, 2000
    star 4
    *Forces the knowledge of the definition of post-modernism out of a nearby republic senator with complete ease. Then forces said senator to write and submit essay on same.*

    "HA!"

    [face_plain]


    EDIT: For good measure, grabs an aforementioned crazed weasel, coerces weasel into finishing composition of STUPID piece. Goes and watches TV.
  5. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    Eats crazed wheezel

    writes a paper about the neo-classicism of the early Russian Republic, and slips it magically where the Post Modernism paper should be.

    All your base are belong to us
  6. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    W_W: I challenge you to a Mobile Suite Battle, do you accept?
  7. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    I accept...hits Blue 10 with a fish.
  8. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    The fish does no damage agains't the Luna Titanium alloy of the RGM-79 (G) as it is merely a stinky carp flopping in WW's hand...

    The mobile suite flies back and takes aim at WW's head.

    (You might want to reconsider your weapon of choice as mine has better armor than anything living, stands some 20 meters taller than you, and has beam weaponry. But that's only if you don't want me to completly incinerate you in one shot. Your call in truth. ;) )
  9. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    ...ah, but I am a master GM'er...I learned from Anakin Doboski...and I respond with two words...

    "You Missed.AD"

    I.hada.Shield.

    TAG
  10. DarthTader Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
    ::DarthTader walks into the blackness of space and waves his hands::

    Welcome back to reality...I mindtricked you to think you were all out in space.

    ::pulls out blaster, shoots Wildwookiee 20 times in the head::

    ::Ignights orange lightsaber, then takes his former master's(Darth Phil) saber and ignights the red blade::

    ::Cuts off Blue_10's arms and legs::

    Bring it!
  11. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    "You Missed.AD"

    "I.hada.field"


  12. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    Out of nowhere a giant array of mirrors forms a + and focuses it's reflective sun light upon the exact point where WW stands, forming an intense laser which boils tha air and ground
  13. Kazkid8 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2002
    star 3
    A-kaz a jedi padawon walks in and uses the force to make everyone gay and love eachother.


    ( I mean EVERYONE! ANY YOU LIKE IT!!!)
  14. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    fully or can I be bi at least?
  15. DarthTader Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
    You mindtricks don't work on me you pathetic padawan

    ::Cuts off A-kaz's head and puts it in a blender::

    ::100 kangaroos bounce in, all wering yoda masks...They eat Blue_10 and then try to eat me::

    STAY AWAY YOU DAMN KANGAROOS!
  16. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    I'm still in the cockpit of my RGM-79 (G) and thanks to the death of the Padawan, my curse is lifted.

    ::The GM fires it's beam rifle, incinerating the kangaroos::
  17. DarthTader Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
  18. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    ...sorry, you missed.

    "I.hada.field"

    ;)
  19. ReallyBoringGuy Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2002
    star 4
    ReallyBoringGuy walks in and is ignored. He's too boring to bother.
  20. Kazkid8 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2002
    star 3
    one of the surving cangoroos brings a-kaz back to life and makes him the most powerfull in excistance! NOTHING CAN STOP HIM! I MEAN NO ONE! NOT EVEN RESIST HIM!!!!!

    He makes everyone fully gay and all have u know what...
  21. DarthTader Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
    I killed you, fool... You are pathtic

    ::Kills padawan again, this time by impaling his chest and forcechoakes him to death then he blows him into dust, so no damn kangaroo can bring him back to life::

    Now they gay has gone away

    Good never will beat evil because good is dumb.

    By the way, WW would of never been effected

    He.Hada.Field
  22. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
  23. DarthTader Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 2, 2002
    star 1
    I'm funny arn't I?


    A-kaz's ghost has been vaperized, using a very large ghostbuster thing. Now he will not come back again and try to make us gay.

  24. Blue_10 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2001
    star 4
    I'll just have to keep walking around in my state-of-the-art mobile suite until I can find an opponent who doesn't have a feild.

    :Strolls about and crushes really boring guy because he can:
  25. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    The following contains violent and descriptive carnage...all users under the age of 15 should leave the forum right now.


    WW uses the evil eyeball stare that his mother gives him when she wants him to do somthing...it burns a hole in all whom it comes in contact with. They have a strange compulsion to go clean their respective rooms, and wash up for dinner...

    OOHH...that's a cheap shot isn't it...

    and STILL...

    You.missed

    I.hada.field.
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