Discussion in 'Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, Mar 4, 2002.
I don't hava field...
::Leaps up at Blue_10 with both lightsabers ignighted::
OCC: You got it, I'll put you in an MS, so you stand a bit of a chance. It is the MS-14 Gelgoog. It is equipped with a beam rifle and a double-bladed beam saber. It should be an even match for my RGM 79 (G) if used appropriatley.
i eat a chicken..........
then i poop.
then i blow everyone up with a superdooperpartlyblownuppieceofloogywhichdoesnthaveanysnotandyapoopy!
ReallyBoringGuy was not crushed, just because he's so uninteresting that everything avoids him, even feet of Mobile Suits That Attempt To Step On Him.
youve got a great sig.
Really Boring Guy becomes so boring that the arena slowly turns into a monochromatic enviornment.
Not only does the area turn monochromatic, but it loses all reality in the face of such a boring person. Everyone but ReallyBoringGuy suffers Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure and now no longer ever existed. This means that any field, shield, armor, force power or anything else never existed either. (I know you'll all be back, but try to be creative, okay?)
Oh, and thanks for the compliment Space_Cowboy.
*comes in and starts to sing*
"The hills...are alive! With the sound of music...songs they have song for a thousand years!! I go to the hills!! When my heart is lonely..."
*Ami14's singing unwittingly made this arena look like the Austrian hills, Ami suddenly notices that this is not the auditions for Sound of Music play and blushes , everyone is lying on top of a snow covered mountain, with the exception of Ami, who is a bit bewildered*
Ami takes out her purple lightsaber, and the hills are given a purple hue...
*waits for someone to put this thread back to it's Star-Warsian atmosphere*
Hills turn into Tatooine sand dunes, just to put us back in Star Wars. The bewildered people are not the other players, just random bystanders.
Ami is dressed in a rebel pilot's suit.
She has no idea where she got that purple lightsaber from. She drops it in the sand.
I am calling on the power of
"The Incredibly evil Moff plotline..."
The Moff comes out of the mofference on his Moff ship, where they were eating Moffins and drinking Moffine to see a bunch of people fighting eachother.
"I shall Moff you all to Moffell!!!
The Moff prepares his weapon...the Glove of Darth Vader
Come into the room, starts playing his bagpipes, and skips around the room in his kilt thats waayyy to short and causes ,anyone who tries to attack him or his possesions, heads to explode.
ReallyBoringGuy does nothing. Anything he does would be more interesting, so he doesn't do them.
Ami knocks over RBG and watches with detached interest as he falls face-first in the sand. He does so as any person would do it. Ami leaves RBG alone, finding him boring.
Really Boring Guy just layed there, being boring. Wildwookiee slapped Ami acrossed the face with a halibut fish.
Ami gets a nice, salmon fish and slaps WildWookiee with it. Then she washes it and cooks it. Then she eats it with lemon. Yum!
ReallyBoringGuy observes the fish-slapping events from his prone pistion without any interest. He would join in, but that might be too interesting. If it weren't overly un-boring, he would wonder what happened to all the people who "SMEF"ed and never returned.
Darth Tader does not notice Really Boring Guy because he is really boring.
Starts singing a poka song he made up off the top of his head
"I'm a Sith
Not a Bith
I was not 1st
I am the 5th
I have a Saber
With it I carve hyrogyths
Oooh life is good
When your a Sith"
Wierd Al envys me
::Smack WW and Ami14 with...
(Monty Python tye-in)
Thanks for the MS Blue_10!
::Smacks him with the herring then Riverdances::
OOC: LOL, I love Monty Python!!
IC: Ami stands tall and starts saying, "NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!"
And laughs when everyone starts cowering fear, except RBG, who is still borningly lying down.
ReallyBoringGuy stays in character and doesn't move an inch.
Stares long and hard at really boring guy.............................................. and dies of boredom. DOH!
Continues to Riverdance until WW smacks him.
He's repressing me! Stop repressing me!
Darth Tader still does not see RBG cuz he is really boring. Then he sees the bordom...he is so boring that DT smacks him with the herring.
King Auther trots by...
DT:Must be the king
Ami14:How do you know?
DT: He doesn't have **** all over him
Comes back bringing markers, crayons, and glitter. Then colors and dumps glitter on rbg makeing him look like a horrible, multi-colored, sparkling, gay teletubby. Rbg is then attacked by all that dispise Teletubbies.
A 3-headed Monkey walkes in takes out a lightsaber and slices off Relly boring guy's arm making him much more interesting that he ever was alive. unfortunitly he dosn't have anthing that can destroy a goast.
Then an Army of Yoda-clones charg in and start destroying the Place.
( lets see what happens know)
For no aparrant reason Mark is now in the RX-78GP-02 and is now not a feddie but a stand-in for Anival Gato as a member of the Delaz Fleet.
"For the rebirth of the ideals of Zeon, for the successs of Operation StarDust, Solomon! I HAVE RETURNED!!!!"
A blinding light fills the arena as the atoms fuse in the nuclear explosion that now vaporized most of the people here. GP-02 had fired it's bazooka and in doing so millions had died... was Star Dust finished with it's last card played or was there a more terrorizing disaster that had yet to come?