SWRPF Archive God Moders' Arena

Darth Tader shoots Jawajedibob because Jawajedibob is a looser and in real life, his brother.[that is true] Darth Tader askes RBG why are you boring
Then he stumbles out of the room, turns off the laffin' gas and starts to pump hydrogen into the room...
He waits until it is full and then calls to W_W
Hey! light a match!

 

What?

Lights match


BOOM!!!!

 

Ami lights a match, then blows it out before it burns her fingers. She blinks.

 

Miccu sneezes, and causes vast ammounts of Nerf to filter into the area.

"Whoops"

 

Stands around doing nothing.

 

lights match, bends over, and farts. BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
blows rear end off.....

 

Wonders, boringly, why nothing is happening.

 

RBG, Your too boring... we do not like your boringness...
::Sticks tank of hydrogen into RBG's mouth and turns it on...

a few moments later, he takes it out and sticks a flamethrower down his throat and turns it on::

BOOM!

 

ReallyBoringGuy is unaffected by the pathetic attack, and retaliates by doing absoutely nothing, sucking the heat out of the room and freezing DarthTader solid instantly.

 

Everyone is infected with boringitess, a disease that makes everything seem boring. Everyone thus died, except ReallyBoringGuy, who is immune to such things.

 

but BigKahuna couldn't die from that, he was still in really really really really interesting guy form, plus he'd brought his secret weapon......... his gameboy with over 23 million games some of which will never be made like God Moders Arena for Gameboy Advance.

 

The Gameboy is also infected, causing it to only play music instead of games. Given the Gameboy's speakers, this kills BigKahuna instantly, then his remains to combust, shrivel up and blow away. All possible ways for him to return are boringed out of existence. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

ReallyBoringGuy realizes how weird it is that he posts far more often than anyone else, given his level of excitement.

It's been FOUR DAYS since anyone else posted!

 

OOC: Maybe your not as boring as you think......Muhahahahahha!!!!! by the by I like music and secretly dance to pokemon's music ooohhhh!!! Bah d'dah d'dah de doe de de doe ddah .......


RBG has posted to much and drawn much interest towards him. He slowly becomes more and more interesting and BK (not to be confused with Burger King)magiclly reappears!

 

:arth Tader hears the pokemon music and unfreezes.::

DIE DIE DIE DIE!

::Grabs the gameboy and throws it at a brick wall, making it shatter into a million pieces.::
::Looks at RBG::
The reason no one replyed was because you made it too boring

 

Ah. *Does nothing and is boring.*

 

picks the one million pieces of his gameboy and glues them back together.....it doesn't work........*crap*..............................................oh its out of batteries, pops batteries in and plays Jedi Power battles (to break it now would be a sin)*snicker*snicker*

 

The batteries explode, destroying BigKahuna's Gameboy utterly. What is left is now anti-matter, so it will explode on contact. The game is perfectly all right, though.

 

Wildwookiee was also unaffected by the Boringitis...

I.hada.field

here, you're dead!!

Hands RBG an object that makes everything not boring...paddle ball!!!

 

The ball rolls into a corner and sits boringly, chilling the entire area down to absolute zero. Then, just because he can, ReallyBoringGuy teaches WildWookie CALCULUS! This causes the field to freeze solid and destroy WW and any other fields he possesses.

 

AHHH!!! My only weakness...

Wildwookiee's field freezes solid, and he disapears into the discontenuity of it all...

 

ReallyBoringGuy is boringly suprised that WW was so easily done in, so he begins teaching psychology too, but not interestingly.

 

ReallyBoringGuy pauses after four days of teaching psychology, because no one is doing anything. He does nothing, either.

 

ReallyBoringGuy looks around, realizing no one's around. He teaches himself the Kamehameha while he waits for someone to show up.

 

had been standing right behind RBG the whole time and now strangely finds him interesting....................and has now also been taught the Kamehameha wave....cool