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FF:VIC God Save The Groundhog.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Thok, Feb 2, 2004.

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  1. Thok

    Thok Jedi Master star 6

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    May 24, 2002
    SOCIAL UNJUSTICE WILL LEAD TO WAR!
    PROTECT THE ANIMALS!


    If you must know, the worlds largest unjustice was currently performed today, as a small lone child of a Groundhog was blatantly abused for the purposes of entertainment this morning. This horrible even happens each year, and is quite something that i do believe that should never be done to anything in the entire universe.

    The Victim

    [image=http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume7/v7i1/groundhog-7-1-fig2.gif]

    This poor, cute creature, related to the badger of course, is being oppressed. Each Feb 2nd, at very early hours of the morning, People force the Groundhog to come out of its warm hole in the ground, and stand out in the cold snow.

    If the poor little bugger happens to see his shadow.

    [image=http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/conkers-and-ghosts/groundhog%20day.jpg]

    Two more weeks of hell happen to all of the countries in the northern Hemisphere.

    [image=http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/Portland/images/snow.gif]

    Some people dont tend to like this promise of two more weeks of hell, and thus get royaly pissed off at such groundhogs, and take drastic measures.

    [image=http://maxhaynes.com/ART/photofun/rileybbgun/shot-squirrel.jpg]

    This extreme outrage, is thus leading to a war. Who's side will you take? I know whom i support. I support the furry little cousins of the bat children, the Groundhog.

    [image=http://1stclass.mylargescale.com/MikeReilley/squirrel%20with%20machine%20gun.jpg]
     
  2. NaboosPrincess

    NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 14, 2001
    Thok, you are a saint for bringing this to attention of the public.

    I'm with you. Save the Groundhog!
     
  3. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Heh. Silly groundhogs don't bother me. What's a few more weeks of "winter" to me? :p
     
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