Good morning, you guys!

How are my wonderful British friends this fine Monday morning?

 

somebody got laid last night.....

 

Beths JC account's been hacked.

 

Or she's stoned...

LOL

 

Well apart from the fact its 2.17 pm fine, but it was a monday morning, and when you stay awake all night txing one of your mates its not a nice site, espically when you are last for lectures.

 

Hi Chet. How was your weekend?

 

Was good. ta very much. chilled out and watched films whilst vegiing out with Pizza and beer.

And yours?

 

Jeeeeeeeeebus...

WHERE IS BETH...AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER...you imposter you!

 

I had the most amazingly awesome weekend.

 

lets get comfy and you tell us alllll about it.

 

So... spill like!

 

That's about it. Most excellent weekend. And yours?

 

what, come on disht the gossip.

why was it sooooo good, i would really like to know, in the interest of fostering better relations between our country and yours.

 

I'm liking this happy Beth business!

 

My best friend got married on Saturday.

Hey, did you know know more people have sex at funerals than an other get together? Weddings coming in second. But you're more likely to meet that someone special at weddings than at any other occasion.

 

smaert, weddings are always good fun.

we went to a good freinds for some birthday dirnks, i dont remember getting home, or phoning sam. i got woken up at 8 the next morning to go to a car boot sale.

 

So who's the guy you've met on the funeral? I mean wedding!

 

They took the mick out of my comedy Chris Eubank voicemail greeting...

 

//wonders if that's the cause of Beth's happy mood

 

At least you didn't wake up in the trunk, Jon.

Ah, Beer. A good girl doesn't tell.

 

Weddings coming in second. But you're more likely to meet that someone special at weddings than at any other occasion.

There are perks other than monetary ones being a wedding photographer....

 

chris eubank, i thought it was bruce lee!!

true, we did ry and rob the bus stop posters, although my simple claw hammer was not enough, i bought a crowbar at the car boot sale for the very job.

they will be mine, oh yes

 

Aw go on...call me a Crap Head...you know you want to..

 

Aw yes. But I'd imagine going home with the photographer isn't much different than going home with the bartender.

 

just make sure there is no cctv around.

//remembers walking out with leather sofas from a bar.