Good morning, you guys!

i walked out of a pub with a bar stool while a fight was going on once.

 

Aw yes. But I'd imagine going home with the photographer isn't much different than going home with the bartender

Loads different. The bartender doesn't have the congregation eating out his hand.

 

Sure, Chet. He's only got them drinking out of his hand.

 

So Beth ended up the barman from the wedding! ROTF. Wassamatter, all the eligible guys got snapped up early?

 

You should work with the bartender next time Chet. He gets them pissed, you take pics of them which you then "auction" to prevent from being published

 

Ah Chet, my dear sweet Chet, I scored a lot higher than the bartender. Or the photographer.

 

that would be sleazy.....

 

The priest?

 

The groom?

 

The groom?

 

Shame on you guys! That's bad.

But they do share the same first name.

 

there is none higher than the photographer. Let's face it, the only person who makes a killing at the wedding and can scout out all the talent.

So, this bloke you met. Did he let you in his pants?

 

May I ask you a question, Chet? If you met some girl and "enjoyed" your evening with her, would you want the story spread all over the internet the following Monday morning?

 

You're asking Chet that?

 

So my point....PM me.

 

ooh, so you actually think this guy has potential and more than a bit of fun?

Still, he won't know.....

 

You're so bad.

 

LOL

 

you loike im dat much? Go on tell me. he probably won't call anyways..... We just say we will.

 

//raised eyebrows @ Chet

To this day, that's never happened to me.

I think the guys have been too scared not to LOL

 

wrinkles nose

He'll call.

 

Or they could do the other thing which I have done. Actually ring when I say I will, arrange to meet. Then cancel at the last minute with some cr@ppy excuse and say I will ring to rearrange. And never do.

I know, I know, it's not something I'm proud of.

 

That's ok, Chet. We know you're broken.

 

So it was the Grooms/Brides brother then??

 

Oooh god but they never stop ringing when you don't want them to. And I'm crap at saying no. That is why to this day, I NEVER answer the phone - I let the machine get it.