Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Alakin_Marshwalker, May 20, 2003.
Nifty Optical Illusion Thing
I have been informed that this also works if printed out. Anyone care to test the theory?
Edited to fix link, silly quasi HTML
Awesome stuff, Alakin! Thanks for sharing; I might make that my desktop.
So, How Jedi are you?
While on google safari, a native guide led me to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Read carefully. Rinse. Repeat.
I'm seriously considering ordering the T-Shirt.
Found this on one my webcomics, mildly amusing at least.
Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn't Shoot at Him First
Got this in an email that is making it way around the net. Enjoy.
1. A poor, defenseless Mynock. This flappy critter couldn't even operate a gun, much less shoot at Han.
2. The Space Slug. Just moments after the cold-blooded Mynock shooting, we see Han shoot the insides of a space creature kind enough to have an atmosphere and gravity in its stomach.
3. A stormtrooper. Given slightly lower test scores, this guy could have been a bounty hunter.
4.The garbage compactor door. Even Leia thought this was excessive.
5. The intercom at the Detention Block. Think of all the calls home Imperial troops had made from that comm unit. "Hi Mom. We blew up Alderaan today. Give love to Pop."
6. An officer on the Death Star. Hey, that could have been a Bothan spy. They're masters of disguise, you know.
7.Imperial probe droid. Before he left the base, Han listened to the garble it was transmitting and said, "It isn't friendly whatever it is." If you don't now what it is, how can you tell it is bad? There might have been space kittens in there.
8. Vader's wingman. The guy was given a direct order not to fire. He was just around for moral support.
9. The Sarlaac tentacle. It was only trying to eat Lando-- heck, didn't Chewie want to do that at the end of Empire?
10. His poor, dying Tauntaun. Perhaps in the special edition, Lucas should have animated the tauntaun going nuts and in the throes of death, clawing out one on Han's eyes or grabbing his blaster and squeezing off a few shots-- making it justifiable to spill its smelly macaroni guts in the snow.
Note: Han cut the Tauntaun open with Luke's lightsaber, so I'm not sure that one counts. But the Tauntaun didn't lunge at him with the lightsaber first ... so I guess it's still in the spirit of things.
This site is so fun!
Edit: Brain is still cloggede with phlegm: sorry...
Yes, I meant Googlism. Thanks for the snag, Rani.
I think she meant to write Googlism
Here's the highlights of what it said about me, and my comments:
rani is first graduate in african dance
rani is becoming kool these days???
Kool is as kool does.
rani is in the thick of it
rani is absolutely right
I've always thought of myself as rather left-wing, actually...
rani is one of most beautifull actresses in india
rani is another expression of your own self
rani is a chilling tale of what happens when those with power go insane
It's good to be CR.
rani is cousins with pooja who lives across the street from salu and his sister
rani is talented
rani is better
rani is also available for lectures
Follow the TOS, kids, and don't run with scissors!
rani is 22
rani is boss
rani is a popular character
rani is my life rani rani rani rani rani rani rani rani
I'm the "Evita" of Victory Base, baby!
rani is featured in oxford dictionary too
rani is an example
(note they don't specify what kind...)
rani is threatened with instant assassination
Y'see, if they'd been serious they would have promised slow and painful.
rani is the same affectionate and loving person she was before she became a
rani is the first woman instrumentalist recipient of a national civilian award
rani is quite a sophisticated lady
rani is a threat to their plans
rani is a wonderful woman
rani is a one of a kind bitch
Accept no imitations!
rani is already there
rani is lux's golden girl one remembers how excited rani was when soon after ghulam and kuch kuch hota hai she was approached to model for lux beauty soap
Ah, who could forget ghulam and kuch kuch hota hai, those wacky guys!
rani is the best
rani is our new morning star who will come round your house if you're nicked
psst...that's supposed to say, "nekkid".
rani is the ideal place from where to explore this enchanting island
Of course Vancouver Island...where else?
rani is a fine resort hotel with complete facilities and modern comforts
Stay in me a few nights. See my website for discount rates.
rani is vindaloo
I'm been promoted from chopped liver, it seems!
rani is involved but it would have been nice to have had a little more background
rani is born on august 5 in 1970 at lochristi
Well, they got the year right anyway...
rani is a truly dedicated designer/business woman and a risk
rani is the place for you
rani is a collection of symbolic hand postures
Collection? There's more than one way to flip the bird?
rani is now head of the village council
And the tribe has spoken...you're off the island!
rani is a prisoner
rani is catwalking towards him in all her finery
rani is captured by the tetraps
Those sneaky tetraps!
rani is the best part of the film
rani is presented as this ideal woman
rani is forced to associate with the touched
...since being elected Chapter Rep
rani is perked up and coming home
rani is irritated when the doctor orders her to mop his brow while he's working
It's only irritating because he's a PhD.
rani is a mixture of all the roles that you see on the 36mm silver screen
Old Yeller, Benji, Lassie...
rani is forced to uncover the mystery behind tuvashanoran's death and the conspiracy that is behind it
It was the CIA. Grassy knoll. Case closed.
rani is hanging to the cliff and rapist holding her wrist
rani is unintentionally hilarious
Only half right. I was unintentional.
rani is gung ho
rani came from a merchant family who sacrificed everything for her to move up in society by becoming a glasswright's apprentice
rani is with her daughter introducing her to people as her younger sister as she prowls teenage parties like a predator looking for its prey
Now there's an idea! Let's see...Amy will be six this August...
nm... she beat me to it ...
derisa is een kwpn merrie van 1
derisa is ziek
derisa is the default for gas
derisa is not compatible with any of the sm1
derisa is= hte n=eb mal
Huh...no wonder you posted the stuff about me, Derisa! Although, I gotta say, that "default for gas" thing makes a lot of sense.
try it with Stack. that one's funny.
"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about alakin yet."
Excellent, now just to go erase any record of my SIN number and it will be like I was never here....[Insert Ominous Music Here]
Just to prove there are a *lot* of odd folks out there, check out this site.
Makes me wonder how they get up so high!
While we are dealing with odd , this pretty much takes the cake.
No argument here, Alakin! Hilarious!
Well, your Highness, what a clever little Star Wars parody you've discovered!
Praise the lord i am saved by the power of the cube.
and you call me crazy master?
i only wish i could labotomize.. i mean force suggest him over the internet
i didnt find it on google and i dont know how many of you have seen it but it cracks me up every time. and this si the best thread for me to post it in.
(the luke side of the force)
Because everyone needs to "dip the furniture" every now and then.
Under things Han shot before they shot at him you forgot the dia nogu in the trash compactor! Of course, Luke also took a shot at it.