Gorilla loose at Kansas City Zoo

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by solojones, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. solojones Chosen One

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    So my parents called me about an hour ago to say that they are at the Kansas City Zoo and were evacuated because a gorilla escaped its enclosure just as they were heading that direction.

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    I gave them advice on dealing with gorillas that I learned from Congo. They can thank me later.
  2. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    it got out using the ol' kansas city shuffle
  3. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Is it with a chimpanzee that looks strangely like Andy Serkis?
  4. solojones Chosen One

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    My parents said they were heading past the elephant exhibit and could hear zoo docents walking around behind it calling out for the gorilla. No word on whether they have employed a talking gorilla as a liason yet.
  5. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Better catch it before it gets ahold of a horse.
  6. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    Same thing happened here in Dallas a few years back and they shot the poor thing after it attacked a mom and baby. Just how poorly designed are these enclosures anyway?
  7. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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  8. solojones Chosen One

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    Now it turns out it was two gorillas, both silverbacks... No word on if they've caught them yet.
  9. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Better lock up the blonde wimmens.
  10. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    This sounds like a terrible plot for a new Kevin James movie.
  11. DarthTunick SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Can pepper spray knock down a gorilla?


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  12. solojones Chosen One

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  13. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    A full grown gorilla can bench press 1,400 pounds. To hell with trying to pepper spray it from 5 feet away.
  14. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    I heard if you put your brain into a robot body, you'd have the strength of five gorillas.
  15. Jedi-Anakin-Solo Force Ghost

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    A gorilla escaped in my city and I had no idea. I don't pay enough attention to local news, it seems.
  16. duende Force Ghost

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    i heard there was a gooze looze in the zooze! it trooze?
  17. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    yeah, but you'd only be 5 feet tall.