Got pants?

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  1. Grand_Admiral_J-tal Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 2005
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    A friend e-mailed me this a few years back. If you haven't read it before, I hope you find it amusing.

    25 lines from the original Star Wars trilogy that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

    A tremor in the pants; the last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

    You are unwise to lower your pants.

    We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

    She must have hidden the plans in the pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, see to it personally commander.

    These pants may not look like much kid, but she's got it where it counts.

    I find your lack of pants disturbing.

    These pants are now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

    Han will have those pants down, we?ve got to give him more time!

    General, prepare your pants for a surface attack.

    I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

    TK-421? why aren?t you in your pants?

    Lock the door, and hope they don?t have pants.

    Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

    You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.

    Luke.....help me take....these pants off.

    Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

    That blast came from the pants. That thing?s operational!

    Don?t worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

    Maybe you?d like it back in your pants, your highness.

    Your pants betray you! Your feelings for them are strong, especially for sister!

    Jabba doesn?t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

    Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.

    Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has just taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more Imperial troops arrive.

    I cannot teach him, the boy has no pants.

    You came in those pants? You?re braver than I thought.


  2. YodasBrownEyedGirl Jedi Knight

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    Feb 18, 2003
    star 2
    I got a kick out of this. It's good for a laugh when you need a pick me up. [face_laugh]
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