Gov. Tarkin's Exercise Class

You have, no doubt, had your share of decadent indulgence with the holidays, but don't worry: We will deal with those flabby stomachs soon enough.

Stand on one foot. Lift your other knee high, then hit yourself in the face with it. You may use gravity to assist you in this endeavor, falling forward with your torso to meet your knee, held fast by your foot hitting the floor.

Lift your foot, and pull your shin behind your neck. Stretch, stttttrech, stttttttttttttttretch [rolls "r" sound]. That's better.