JCC [Grand Admiral Guy/Darth Iello] I hit 60k posts.

Although there are no classes in it, I feel you'd best be statted up via the Mayfair games DC Heroes RPG.

110% a Dwarven Barbarian.



The beer. The beard. The sweet tats.

If the FFG game was easy to PbP, we'd so be there.

 

Great, I can play Batman. I didn't say I disliked all of DC.

But you can be a character in TSR's classic 80s Marvel Super Heroes RPG.

 

60k and a good portion will celebrate Her Maj and that's good enough.


Now do something productive.

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Congratulations on 60k posts. I don't think I'll ever attain longevity enough to get to that point, so this is quite an accomplishment.

 

I'll definitely give a toast to this the next time I'm at Denny's.

 

I feel congratulations are in order, more for the achievement of managing to lead a successful fulfilling life while also racking up 60,000 posts in a goddamn Star Wars message board!

You are an inspiration, Sir.

 

Congrats!

 

Go on, I'm still 8k back and at my current rate 60,000 is probably about 8,000 days away.

 

Give me a thing.

 

You are a half-elven ranger. Nobody is quite sure why you went half-elven, and after 3 sessions, neither are you.

It's like you want a bad result. Like from Vampire: The Masquerade or something!

I think we already nailed it by making you an AD&D druid in the thread where Wocky was Wocky.

You're not even from a real RPG. You're some sort of strange JRPG, Final Fantasy nonsense.

You're a 3rd ed D&D monk. High AC thanks to your dex and talents, and able to create an air of asceticism which evaporates with ki strike attacks and a BAB of +6/+1 at 8th level.

OK, so you're from NZ which means you'd have to be a pathfinder class, because NZ is to Australia what Pathfinder is to D&D.

(Note: I am aware Bledisloe is on, and as such this may be a compliment. Only JoinTheSchwarz could say for sure).

Having seen Lord of the Rings, I know your country is at perenniel war with Orcs but also abundant in natural beauty. So, a ranger, but a ranger archetype...

Found it. You're a Drake Warden.

Some rangers specialize in dealing with rambunctious younger drakes, protecting them and teaching them to tolerate, and even trust, humanoid creatures. These drake wardens follow and pass along secret techniques for raising drakes effectively, and thanks to their methods, their drakes are both fiercely loyal and extremely useful for scouting and stealth missions.

Fits given you're a parent and also show frustration with:



I am happy with this.

Githzerai Death Knight. It's literally the most metal thing I can conjur.

Marduk, I mean, Githzerai:



Death Knight:

You're a second edition D&D ranger. Basically you have options of stealth, ranged combat, or wearing plate and smashing in faces with swords.

Basically, everything that's wrong with too much power concentrated too narrowly.

 

Ender Sai -- couldn't Frieda literally be Squirrel Girl in a Marvel RPG session?

(also, I'd point out that it's like you don't even know me since I never ever read Lord of the Rings since it's so boring... )

 

Well no, she's Frieda. Not Squirrel Girl. Also pretty much can have the same powers but a sweet quarterstaff in D&D.

 

Thank you Ender.

 

Congratulations on 60,000 posts, man. May there be 60,000 more.