Great One Liners...

Discussion in 'Rocky Mount, NC' started by Lodreh, Feb 23, 2004.

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  1. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
    Sorry...it took me so long!!
  2. Kazuma_Kuahara Jedi Master

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    isn't from that movie with .... groucho (sp) marks? argggg can't get it but it seems like something i saw after we named our dog groucho 20yrs ago so its been a while lol.
  3. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    Yes,Groucho Marx... 1933 Movie...(another hint)
  4. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    That has to be Duck Soup... why do I know that?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  5. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    Because you have good taste in old Movies!!! I'm proud of you...I bet you watch the Three Stooges also.
    Your up!!!
  6. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I've seen them but I enjoy the original Pink Panther movies more so... anywho for your guessing pleasure...

    New Quote:"Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?"

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  7. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    I'm thinking...Billy Crystle in "City Slicker"
  8. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Aye you are up :)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  9. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    "Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning,..."
  10. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Bah, another chick flick that I've seen... I didn't like this one so much... thought the husband in the beginning was too much of a jerk... couldn't relate him to anyone I know... Ummm, Hope Floats is the title.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  11. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I know the previous one was right... so here is a new one... and if anyone has seen this then you have about as much movie knowlegde as I do... and are a bit more twisted than I gave you credit for ;)

    New Quote: "It wasn't my fault! The magician did it. Honest! Prospero the Magician. First we're a bird, and then we're an island. Before I was a general, and now I'm a fish! Hoorah for the magician! ( insane laughter ) The river ... it's blood, Mac! Cold ... cold ... I'm going for a swim. Come on in, Mac! Listen to them ... ( laughter ) it's blood!".

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  12. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Ok since no one got this my faith in humanity is restored... try this one...

    New Quote: "Simon says Bleed!"

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  13. ForceTheologian Force Ghost

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    Wesley Snipes said that in Demolition Men (or How Arnold, Silvester, and Bruce Plan To Take Over the World). I'll think a new line up, but I'm still reeling on how I introduced Daniel to a Conservative political rally today. It was so great, he was the high point. Oh yeah, if anyone remembers his over-the-top blue mohawk, now it's half the length and green. Anyway, I'll post up a new line soon.
  14. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Aye, it was on Encore a few nights ago... a really good movie.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  15. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Come on FT get us another one up :).

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  16. ForceTheologian Force Ghost

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    Ok, new line:

    Person 1: I must seek Buddha, I must seek Christ.

    Person 2: You must seek therapy. But, that's where I would go with it.

    Have at it, guys.

    FT
  17. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Wasn't something like that in Half-Baked...

    In case I am correct I'll leave you with an easy one to keep the game rolling...

    New Quote:"... we want to get married in a hurry."
    ~ "Married in a hurry, married in a hurry, that's great. Please invite me to the bris."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  18. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I thought this was an easy one... same movie...

    New Quote: "I heard that coming a mile away!"

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  19. Mordtat Force Ghost

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    "Robin Hood Men In Tights"
  20. Mordtat Force Ghost

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    I know its right, Robin Hood Men in Tights is one of my all time favorite movies.

    New Quote:
    Person #1 No way, the old codger can see out of the back of his head!

    Person #2 AND HEAR ACROSS CLASSROOMS!
  21. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Know this is probably wrong, but is that from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
  22. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    That is correct Eddie-wan is up :)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  23. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    "You see what I'm saying to you? That's what I'm saying. What am I saying? I don't know!"
  24. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Shot in the dark... Red verses Blue?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  25. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Sorry, Lodreh, but no. This one may be tougher then I thought. Here's a clue: the star is more well-known for his stand up routine and his foul mouth.
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