Great One Liners...

Discussion in 'Rocky Mount, NC' started by Lodreh, Feb 23, 2004.

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  1. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Ah... Andrew Dice Clay... The Adventures of Ford Fairlane... some great lines in that one though not many can be put on a public board ;)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  2. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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  3. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Thanks Eddide-wan try this one...

    New Quote:
    "Got any beer?"
    ~ "This is a school."
    "So that's a no?"
    ~ "Yeah, that's a no."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  4. Mordtat Force Ghost

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    X-Men II

    Logan asking Bobby Drake for something to drink.
  5. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Aye, lay another one on us ;)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  6. Mordtat Force Ghost

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  7. star-killer1 Jedi Knight

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  8. Mordtat Force Ghost

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    No, but here is another hint.

    "How did the white brother get a job here in the "Brotherhood""

    "What can I say, Affirmative Action."
  9. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Undercover Brother... let's bounce dawg!

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  10. Mordtat Force Ghost

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    *grin*

    Nice, you're up bro.
  11. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    New Quote:
    "Conceal me what I am, and be my aid
    For such disguise as haply shall become
    The form of my intent."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  12. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I didn't think that was too hard but I guess it was... It was originally in William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night... though more recently it was quoted in V for Vendetta...

    New Quote / New Movie:"It's Clobbering Time!"

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  13. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    LOL, even I know that one. "The Fantastic Four"
  14. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Aye, your go Eddie-wan :cool:

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  15. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    Sorry it's taken so long but here's one.


    "We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army."
  16. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Sounds like Apocalypse Now... been a while but I'm pretty sure of it.

    New Quote: "People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand."
    ~ "...we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  17. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    "American President"????
  18. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    Aye, you're up :cool:

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  19. BarrisOffee Jedi Knight

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    =D= hey im up!!!! hehehehehehehe.......i missed this...
    "you sent me to hell Jason, so now i'm here to return the favor"
  20. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I've got to go with Spawn... though Mordtat should know that one ;)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  21. eris_of_discord Jedi Knight

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    yep thats right,me and josh watched it last night
  22. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    New Quote: "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  23. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I thought this one would be easy... even though it's slightly misquoted... no matter.

    New Quote / Same Movie: "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  24. Shindo_Windu Jedi Master

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    LOL Indeed that is from Mallrats. Very awesome movie!
    Wow I hvanet done one of these in a while....


    Let's make it a good one:

    "Stop running! I know. Even if you find the kids you might not be able to help them. Maybe something will happen that can never unhappen, that scares you, doesn't it? But you need to think about it now, really take it in. Look at you, you think you've got it so damn hard. Well you hate being alone so let people in. Sure you might not answer the phone, but I don't see you throw it away either!"
  25. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    I have to say Advent Children... Final Fantasy For the Win!

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
    If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
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