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Census Greatest person born in December

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai , Dec 13, 2017.

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Who is the best person born in December?

Poll closed Dec 27, 2017.
  1. tom

    91.7%
  2. Jesus Christ (note: Not a real person)

    8.3%
  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    This is self explanatory. The fictional character Jesus "Horndog" Christ was born in December. tom was also born in December.

    It's up to us to weigh up whether tom's hip hop stylings, TV and film career is worth more than a man who inspired lots of genocide, the band Creed, and Roy Moore.

    Vote well, people.
     
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  2. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    To be honest I'm not sure a month like December can even contain a birthday like Tom's. The birthday can't be limited that way. It's trans calendrical.
     
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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    It needs to be renamed. Tomember.
     
  4. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    we need to go bigger. i'm thinking.. "year tom thousand and seventom", "year tom thousand and eighttom", etc.
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    With all due respect to tom, Beethoven. It's close, though. Gnat's wing.
     
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  6. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    That's weird. There's no option for me. :confused:
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    There is; "tom".
     
  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    In the Tomniverse, there is a famous pianist, who was not deaf, named Tomthoven. He wrote several famous works that everyone loved and admired. There was a franchise of films of the same name revolving around the adventures of a Saint Bernard voiced by Tom Selleck. Winner of 32 Oscars, including Best Moustache in a Supporting Handlebar.
     
  9. starfish

    starfish Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Oct 9, 2003
    happy birthday tom
     
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  10. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    My favorite movie in the Tomniverse is "Being Tom Malkovich".
     
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  11. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I'm partial to Tom in Sixty Seconds, myself.
     
  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Tom in Las Vegas is a great film too. It's about a depressed alcoholic who drinks himself to life with water, coffee.
     
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Tom = alive
    Beethoven = dead

    I mean...
     
  14. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    That's an extremely good point.
     
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  15. Point Given

    Point Given Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    My December born sister once edited her contact info in my phone to read "The Greatest Person Ever". I'll vote for tom but be warned that she may break into my account and edit this poll.
     
  16. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    None for me either. But I’m also not a real person so I guess that option counts.
     
  17. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I think Jesus Christ was a real person, but I don't think he was born in December.
     
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  18. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    I voted Jesus Christ because Justin Trudeau was born on December 25th and he is the real messiah.
     
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  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Get out. This is the Tom thread.
     
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  20. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    I was going to say anakinfansince1983 but she posted and ruined it. So I won't say it's her.

    But then she's spiteful and vindictive when she's drinking, and worse when she's not.

    So yeah, It's Tracy.

    And happy birthday!
     
  21. cubman987

    cubman987 Your Friendly Neighborhood CT/PT/Saga Moderator star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I voted for tom...happy (I think belated) birthday tom!
     
  22. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Nor I.
     
  23. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    For fossil fuel companies, sure.
     
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  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Bitterest Ex-Mod star 10

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    Um, clearly if Jesus is involved there can be no greatness for women?
     
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  25. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Rian Johnson has his birthday in three days. 43.