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Census Greatest person born in December

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Dec 13, 2017.

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Who is the best person born in December?

Poll closed Dec 27, 2017.
  1. tom

    91.7%
  2. Jesus Christ (note: Not a real person)

    8.3%
  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    actually he'll be 44. i thought for a moment that i was 5 days older than him, but turns out i am 360 days younger than him. so still time to match his success.

    anyway all that matters is we defeat jesus.
     
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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Jesus would be one of those people who posts a goodbye thread and then comes back only three days later.
     
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  3. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 19, 2000
    I was wondering if I should edit it but I thought **** it, somebody will correct me.

    edit: Darth Guy: that is the best joke in the history of this forum. ^:)^
     
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  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    I’m two years and three days older than he is apparently.

    Rian Johnson, not Jesus.
     
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  5. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    The Lord did not incarnate himself in December. It is a date designated for observance of the event, not the actual time of the event itself. Your poll is erroneous.
     
  6. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 19, 2000
    Jabba-woke up
     
  7. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Feb 27, 2013
    So your fictional persona is all about the fictional person?
     
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  8. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    Evanarola
     
  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001

    When Zarathustra was alone, however, he said to his heart: "Could it be possible! This wonky AI on the forum hath not yet heard of it, that God is dead!"

    Poll is accurate, Wocky, and the response proves people love tom more.

    Listen, when he makes a heartwarming comedy with Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson, then you can talk about matching his success. Right now, he's looking at a poster of Quigley Down Under and thinking "soon....sooooon..."
     
  10. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sep 19, 2000
    ES that was an American remake of a European movie. Just the thing you despise
     
  11. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001


    Yeah but it was one of tom's best performances.
     
  12. a star war

    a star war Jedi Master star 4

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    May 4, 2016
    tbf we don't know that it wasn't December.
     
  13. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    Yes we do. One can ascertain what answers are incorrect without knowing which is true.
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001


    Do you know what month Luke Skywalker was born in?
     
  15. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Jan 5, 2011
    If Jesus posted in the JCC he'd be a really nice guy, enriching the spirits of JCCers with his wisdom and occasional raps, and he'd win Best Poster every year.
     
  16. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    The question is not meaningful. Months are lunar in their conception and afterwards preserved as time divisions local to the motion of our particular sun and solar sytem. The planet where Luke Skywalker was born was not in this solar system, therefore we can pretty soundly argue that he wasn't born in any of our known twelve months at all.
     
  17. a star war

    a star war Jedi Master star 4

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    May 4, 2016
    Ok what month was jesus born in then genius?
     
  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Ok so we are taking it as given that fictional beings are born. Fair enough.
     
  19. DANNASUK

    DANNASUK Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 1, 2012
    ...Now I finally understand the Wocky AI thing.
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    I don't know if anyone but jp-30 and JoinTheSchwarz would get it, but given Wocky's profession and coding is literally in his DNA... Dr Sbaitso?
     
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  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Wow. Deep cut.
     
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  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001

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  23. a star war

    a star war Jedi Master star 4

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    May 4, 2016
    I am the greatest person born in December and my birthday is in March. So.