Greece and jokes

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  1. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    [oligon ti shocking]

    Ine enas giftos pou echi se olo tou to soma tatouaz tis Nissan opos "Agapo ti Nissan", "Nissan Ine kai i proti!", "Nissan ine i kaliteri" klp. Kalokairaki tora, poulai patates imigymnos. Ton vlepi enas antiprosopos tis Nissan kai ton rotai an endiaferetai na doulepsi gi'afton. To mono pou tha kani, ine na girnai stin paralia me to mayo, me 5-6 gomenes dipla tou, gia na kani diafimisi tis Nissan. Aftos dechetai ki etsi xekina... Sto metaxi, oi gomenes katalavan oti itan psilopsonio kai archisan na ton doulevoun...-"Re, Tamtako, echis se ooolo to soma sou tatouaz tis Nissan?". -"Nai, nai...se OLO!".-"Pantou-pantou???". -"Pantou sas leo, re koritsia!".-"De se pistevoume! Kai ston k#lo??". -"Nai...nai...". -"Kai ston p#uts#???".-"Nai, sas leo...PANTOU!". -"De se pistevoume...Dixe mas!!". Katevazi to mayo tou o gyftos ki egrafe pano ston p#uts# tou "xidi".-"Kala, re Tamtako, mas doulevis?!? Afou grafi "xidi". Ti Nissan kai m@l@kies mas les?". -"Nai, alla otan afto k@vl#ni, tote grafi "I Nissan sas efchetai Kalo Taxidi"!
  2. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    ^[face_laugh]



    You vulgar girl you...:p
  3. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    [face_blush] Sinithos den tolmo na ta leo se parea live ta shoking, alla edo...den echo provlima!:D ... Pam'parakato!

    Provlima: Den xeroume pos na klisoume to portaki tou CD tou PC. Ti kanoume?


    • TROPOS TIS GRAMMATEOS: Vgazoume prota tin koupa tou kafe apo to portaki ki istera fonazoume techniko gia voithia
      TROPOS TOU HACKERA: Pigainoume sto diktayko topo "www.apolatakaloudia.com", vriskoume schetiko programma, to katevazoume, katevazoume kai to crack tou apo to "www.olataspame.pir" kai to egathistoume.
      TROPOS TOU MICHANIKOU: Sprochnoume me ta dachtila to portaki pros ta mesa gia ligo, echontas paratirisi oti apo kapio simio sinechizi mono tou.
      TROPOS TOU MATHIMATIKOU: Esto X to portaki kai Y i katastasi tou, opou Y e {anoikto, klisto}...
      TROPOS TOU BILL GATES: Peripou opos o proigoumenos tropos, mono pou a)den eine free, alla kostizi 999,49 dollaria kai ine prostatevmeno apo tin piratia, b) prosthetis epitides bugs kai tripes gia na exanagasis tous christes na agorazoun tis sinechomenes anavathmisis, c) kathe fora pou vrechi stin India i fisai aeras pano apo 6 bofor sto Londino, to portaki anoigoklini mono tou 4-5 fores choris profani (gia ton christi) aitia.
      TROPOS APOFITOU KORELKO: Echontas panta to chamogelo sigourias sto vlemma tou, anoigi ti voithia tou Word, (afti me to sindetira nte...) kai anazita sto thema "klisimo". Mi vriskontas tipota, kitai sti voithia tou Excel...
      TROPOS TOU SIMVOULOU TIS EPICHIRISIS:"O ipologistis den ine akoma stin eggiisi? Ton dinoume piso kai mas fernoun enan olokainourio."
      TROPOS TOU SINDIKALISMOU: Olo to grafio kani apergia pinas mechri na klisi to portaki. (Meta apo 62 meres apergias, o agonas telika dikaionetai)
      TROPOS TOU McGYVER: Vgazoume to kapaki tou rithmistikou diakopti ton ichion, pernoume tin bataria apo asirmato pontiki, tin keraia apo to diplano radiofono kai merika transistor apo to modem kai ftiachnoume enan aploustato ilektroniko michanismo pou klini to portaki molis vradiasi.
      PSICHOANTIDRASTIKOVIOLOGIKOS TROPOS: Anoigoume to parathiro, oste na pesi i thermokrasia tou chorou, na esthanthi kryo to CD kia na klisi apo mono tou.
      KRITIKOS TROPOS: Vgazoume to ouzi kai pirovoloume to CD, tragoudontas schetiki aftosxedia mantinada.
      SOVIETIKOS TROPOS: Dinoume mia klotsia sto portaki, fonazontas eknevrismena "Zbiznivtsii gisnai sidi". (ennoite oti forame botes varias kataskevis).
      POLITIKA ORTHOS TROPOS: Me aformi to provlima sto klisimo tou kapakiou tou CD, siniditopioume ta adiexoda tis sichronis pagosmiopiimenis kinonias, tin krisi tou kapitalismou kai tin apoxenosi apo to pragmatiko eine tis anthropinis fisis, ton koinonikoikonomikopolitistiko sektarismo kai to process tis ensomatosis tou eleftherou chronou stin ergasia me skopo tin apogimnosi tou anthroupou apo kathe idos psichikis eparsis kai ti dimiourgia aftonomon, alla exartimenon sferon epirrois...
      SOURREALISTIKOS TROPOS: Fonazoume "Vangeli!!" kai to portaki klini aftomata.

  4. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    O andras rotai to Theo:
    -Thee, giati dimiourgises tis gynekes toso omorfes?
    -Gia na tis eroteveste!
    -Ma giati omos ine toso koutes??
    -Gia na sas erotevontai!


    [No hard feelings...[face_blush] ]
  5. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    Yeah right...:p


    To anekdoto me to portaki einai diko sou Evastar? Polu kalo!
  6. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    Baaa...Den ime toso exipni!:p
  7. Darth_marios Jedi Youngling

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    Ena gia ton kathena apo tous statherous:D Oxi gia na min paraponieste:p

    Evastar

    Urkanoid

    Gianakin

    One'n'only

    sifmeister


    EDIT: Ola idia einai, apla to kathe ena einai gia ton kathena:D Gia osous den to katalavan, einai o Mighty Mouse sto telos:cool:

    EDIT2: Ola ta alla edits einai gia na kataferw na petyxw ena link gia na doulepsei tou one'n'only. Mono me pavles doulepse telika :p
  8. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    LOL! Polu kalo re su!
  9. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    Popoooo....katapliktiko doraki, Marie!![face_love] Efcharisto!:* [den ixera oti borousa na ta kano ola afta...[face_thinking] :p ]
  10. gianakin Jedi Youngling

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    THanx man, para poli oraio, an k poli optimistiko gia ta gousta mou. I xeironomia metraei 100% omos, opote na'sai kala!
  11. Sifmeister Jedi Knight

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  12. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Master

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    To oti ekana ola fta to iksera. To oti to kseroun kai oi alloi oti ta kano ola afta den to iksera.




    Alla den evale kaneis oti eimai metriofron.



    Allo ena shocking anekdotoa. Highlight tae read.

    Mia ksanthia paei se ena mpar.
    "Ti tha pieisq" rotaei o mparman.
    "ouiski, alla poli ligo. Den thelo na methiso", to apantaei.
    "Egine. Na valo ena i dio daxtila?"
    "Erm", kanei i ksanthia, "akoma den gnoristikame".
  13. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh] Kalo, Obi!

    Pethenoun 2 anthropi, o enas apo sygopi, o allos apo pnevmonia. Synandiountai ston Paradiso kai lei o 2os ston 1o:
    -Pos pethanes?
    -Apo sygopi. Esi pos pethanes?
    -Apo pnevmonia. Pos tin epathes ti sygopi?
    -Imoun sto grafio kai me perni enas agnostos tilefono kai mou lei:" i gynaika sou se keratoni". Paratao ti doulia, pairno to amaxi kai pigaino sto spiti. Beno stin krevatokamara...tipota. Sto banio, tipota. Sto patari, tipota. Sti doulapa, tipota. Sto garaz, tipota kai stin kouzina tipota kai apo ti chara mou epatha sygopi.
    -Na! Parta m@l@k@! An aniges to psigio, tora tha zousame ki oi 2...
  14. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    ~1~

    Enas kleftis apofasizei na klepsei ena spiti plousiwn. To parakolouthei, mathainei pote tha leipoun kai to bradu exoplismenos me ola ta sunerga mpainei mesa. Exoudeterwnei to sunagermo kai ekei pou klebei akouei mia fwni:
    "O Iisous se blepei kai tha se timwrisei."
    Xafniasmenos koitaei na dei apo pou erxetai i fwni alla mi blepontas tipota sunexizei ti douleia tou. Se ligo xanakouei ti fwni na tou leei:
    "O Iisous se blepei kai tha se timwrisei."
    Apofasismenos na dei apo pou erxetai i fwni koitaei kai blepei ena papagalaki.
    "Esu milas kai me tromaxes?"
    "Nai, egw."
    "Mpa, kai pws se lene?"
    "Omiro."
    "Omiro? Ma kala, ti onoma einai auto gia papagalo?"
    "Giati to Iisous einai onoma gia Doberman?"




    ~2~

    Htan mia gunaika pou ithele na kanei dwro ston antra tis ena polu xehwristo pouli. Paei loipon s'ena pet shop kai zitaei to pio xehwristo pouli. O tupas tis leei:
    "Exoume ena polu xehwristo pouli."
    "Kai pws legetai?"
    "Auto to pouli legetai pouli-karate. Otan tou peis pouli-karate kai ena pragma to kanei kommatia. Gia paradeigma pouli-karate karekla."
    Ontws to pouli ekane tin karekla odontoglufides. Euxaristimeni loipon to agorazei, paei spiti tis kai to kremaei ston toixo. Otan erxetai o antras tis to blepei kai tis leei:
    "Mwri malakismeni, ti malakia einai auti pou mou koubalises spiti?"
    "Auto einai ena pouli-karate."
    "Pouli-karate... arxidia..."

    !OUCH!


  15. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Master

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    Afto me to pouli karate einai palio, alla akoma gelao otan to diavazo!


    [face_laugh]





    =D=
  16. Sifmeister Jedi Knight

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    That one's a classic, yeah. [face_laugh]
  17. Rebel Scum Jedi Master

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    Kalo[face_laugh]

    Xairomai pou vlepo ellines sto JC, mia fora kai ena kairo nomiza oti eimai o monos
  18. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    Kalws ton![:D] Xairomaste kai emeis pou se blepoume Rebel Scum, stick around...
  19. Sifmeister Jedi Knight

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    [:D]

    We could always use another Greek!

    [face_devil]

    [face_batting]
  20. Darth_marios Jedi Youngling

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    That fella is oooooooooold.
    Kalws ton vre[:D]
  21. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Master

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    Dio vlaxoi sizitoun.
    "Re si", leei o enas, "gia pes mou enan paixti tis ethnikis podosfairou."
    Skeftetai ligo o allos. "Tsartas," apantaei.
    "Oxi re!" leei o protos fourkismenos. "Afto einai giofiri!"
  22. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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  23. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Youngling

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    Den prokitai gia anekdoto, alla gia aporia (pou me kani na gelao omos...:D).
    ME PIAS CHORAS AKRIVOS TIN ORA PAI TO ROLOI TOU FORUM??????????????:confused: :confused: :confused:
  24. Urkanoid Jedi Knight

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    An upirxe pote pio akatallili stigmi na apantisw se mia tetoia erwtisi tha mou ekane entupwsi. Twra eimai sti Romi... 8-} Opws kai na xei nomizw oti i wra twn boards einai GMT (Greenwich Mean Time, duo wres pisw ap' ti diki mas). Mporei omws kaneis na paei stis options tou kai na kanei change time zone. Alla den xerw an pragmatika axizei ton kopo...
  25. Sifmeister Jedi Knight

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    Rwmi? Sto Verolino den isouna? 8-}
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