Greece and jokes

Discussion in 'Greece' started by Obi_one_and_only, May 24, 2005.

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  1. Urkanoid Force Ghost

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    Paei to Berolino agapite mou Sifi, paei...
  2. Sifmeister Force Ghost

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    A, tis echeis parei abariza tis poleis diladi... o_O
  3. Urkanoid Force Ghost

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    Nai, i auto i to antistrofo...
  4. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    lol! Oti kai na lete...ta taxidakia ine to elixirio tis zois...[face_love]

    Thnx gia tis plirofories pou mou edoses gia tin ora, Urka. Kala, ochi oti me niazi toso, apla berthevome...[face_blush]

  5. Urkanoid Force Ghost

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  6. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    Mathimata Agglikon

    You are for the festivals (ise gia ta panigiria)
    They don't chew (de masane)
    He's dewatered! (ine xenerotos!)
    Three-blanket party (trikouverto glendi)
    Slow the cabbages! (siga ta lachana!)
    Sit down well (katse kala)
    Catch the egg and give it a haircut (pias't'avgo kai kourefto)
    Are we gluing coffee pots?? (brikia kollame??)
    Marrow drums (kolokythia tybana)
    I made them salad \ I made them sea (ta ekana salata \ ta ekana thalassa)
    We became robes (giname robes)
    I took them on the skull (ta pira sto kranio)
    Slow the very oil...(siga ton polieleo...)
    Holy Mary's eyes (tis Panagias ta matia)
    Whatever you remember you are glad (o'ti thimase cherese)
    Are you asking and the change from over???? (zitas kai ta resta apo pano???)
    Glass! (tzami!)
    We drank him (ton ipiame)
    We confused our thighs (berthepsame ta boutia mas)
    Hore's fence (tis poutanas to kagelo)
    Of the gay (tou pousti)
    The bad your weather! (ton kako sou ton kairo!)
    With this side to sleep (m'afto to plevro na kimase)
    Your eye the cross-eyed!! (to mati sou t'allithoro!!)
    I'm dog-bored (skylovarieme)
    We did black eyes to see you (mavra matia kaname na se doume)
    Like the snooooooows! (san ta chioniaaaaaaaaa!)
    He made us the three two (mas ekane ta tria dyo)
    I took the third the longest (pira to trito to makrytero)
    Sh$t and fromshit! (skata ki aposkata!)
    At the end they shave the groom (sto telos xirizoun to gabro)
    To say the figs figs and the tub tub (gia na leme kai ta syka syka kai ti skafi skafi)
    You do accounts without the hotel owner (logariazis choris ton xenodocho)
    He sleeps with the hens (kimate me tis kotes)
    He stuck me to the wall (me kollise ston ticho)
    ...
    Afta gia simera. Mathete ta apexo, chrisimopiaste ta stis kathimerines sas sinantisis me Vretanous kai na iste sigouri oti tha minoun me to stoma anixto me tis gnosis sas![face_whistling]
  7. Urkanoid Force Ghost

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  8. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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  9. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    Na ki ena sxetiko me ton Bush astiaki pou mou'stilan, otan tous kerdisame sto basket:
    http://www.esnips.com/doc/ee9703f2-7026-4923-a0ca-95e4d8c047c1/Bush-Super-Idiot!.pps

    [ma giati de fenetai to link, otan to prostheto mesa sto "link...[link]"???:confused:]
  10. Urkanoid Force Ghost

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    Pragmatika, den nomizw oti uparxei kati allo na pw gia auton ton tupo... Sky's the limit...
  11. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    ...alla sigoura kati echoun na poun oi PJ to Savvato!;)

    Medals on a wooden mantle
    next to a handsome face
    that the President took for granted
    writing checks that others pay






  12. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    http://www.abunawaf.com/mix/store2/mulakama.swf

    ...gia ektonosi...:p
  13. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    Telika to ipan ki afto, alla ipan kai kati parapano ["President Bush leave this world alone"...an thimame kala ta akrivi logia![face_blush] ]

    And a joke...to stay on topic [afieromeno stous Athineous:p]
    http://www.esnips.com/doc/70a81594-c059-461c-886e-115bc3dc7eb8/Les-voisins.doc
  14. PADAWAN_EVASTAR Jedi Knight

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    Urka, Keiller & Johnny are going for a beer...[not a joke][face_whistling]
    http://www.esnips.com/doc/6fa1c97e-94bb-4e4a-ac3b-6f1edf63fcbc/servesa.flv
  15. RDtwotwo Jedi Knight

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    Did you hear about the time my Mother came to visit me?
    Please sit down this will take awhile... My Mother came for a visit so my girlfriend moved into the guest room (gasp)and we let on that we were just roommates (she isn't greek). My mother seemed fine with this but not impressed that I was living with a girl, though she seemed to accept that we were only roommates and nothing more. One day my gf tells me she noticed that the silver bowl we put the keys in is missing from the hall table. I ask my Mother if she has seen it or moved it. She gets a little upset and says "what? does your friend think I steal her things?!" No Ma, we just noticed it wasn't there, did you move it somewhere? "Don't be stupid, why would I?". So it's a mystery and we drop it. The visit goes well, after a week she goes on to visit my sister in N.J.(I go to school in N.Y.). After another week she goes home to Greece. Everything has since returned to normal at my place. But, we still have not laid eyes on that silver dish and it bothers my gf. I am on the phone with my sister and happen to mention it when she starts laughing. I ask her what is so funny and she tells me to go look in the guest room. I take the phone with me and go into the guest room,"so?" she tells me to look under the pillow. I do and there is the damn silver dish! "what the hell is it doing in here and how did you know where it was ?" Still laughing she tells me Mom put it there and she wasnt fooled for one minute about my "roommate". Wait till you go back to Greece in the summer are you gonna get it then!

    The moral of this story is you CANNOT fool a greek mother so don't even try!!!
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