So CO Greetings from Canada

Sure are a lot of hosers here, eh!

To much rain.

Later days, eh.

 

Someone should make a overdub ANH in Canadian...

Vader: "Now you are the learner and I am the master"
Ben Kenobi: "Your only a Master of hosers, eh! Take off!"

 

Dontchaknow ,eh? Them hoosers love maple syrup. So, where in canada are you ehing from, eh?

oh yeah. watch out for dem mounties, deh can be mean dontchaknow.

 

I'm in Calgary.

You really can get milk in a bag here...

 

I have seen milk in a bag down here . It was attached to the cow.

 

Ha!!! Thats udderly funny.

 

Thanks, I was afraid it was a bullish joke.

But seriously, why do they have milk in a bag? Is it for people to drink? Kinda like a lactose drink pouch?

 

Five Iron Frenzey (a Punk-core Ska band from Denver) has a song called "Oh, Canada".
This song has a line about Canada being where you can get milk in a bag. I alway figured they (the band) were just being wierd, but sure enough, I went into a convenience store and you really can get milk in a Capri-Sun style bag... Plain or chocolate! (even has the little straw)

 

So... to answer your question, I suppose its for people to drink... (I'm not sure cats can work a straw)

 

Or, as an alternative to drinking it...

One could drop the milk bags off tall buildings...

***SPLAT***

Could be fun.

 

OR...

You could put one in a microwave for a few minutes!

***BOOM***

I wonder if it would blow the door open?

 

There's only one way to find out!

 

Take off you hoser...don't give him any ideas!


Anybody remember the Take Off song? Bob and Doug McKenzie

 

Bob and Doug rule, eh. And of all things, Mac (JediKnightBirr) hasn't seen Strange Brew. We must corrupt him. And after that, raise a baby mouse in a bottle.

The other day while looking up info on boosting the power on a microwave antenna (don't ask...LOL), I learned why metal things in a microwave make lightning. It was really interesting...unfortunately the article didn't teach me how to do what I wanted to do.

 

I blew up marshmallows in the microwave when I was a kid. I was trying to make Rice Krispy treats...

Lightning amazes me! Fascinating stuff...

We own Strange Brew. In fact, I think we will watch that tonight. D_N_T doesn't know it yet - he just got home - but I will force him to view it!!!! (Evil laughter here)

 

If you ever want ALL the gorey details of the physics behind a microwave... Slam your head in a door 3 or 4 times... If you still want to know ask me... I can tell you... (trust me, the head in the door thing is less painfull, dontyaknow, eh!)

 

The invasion of the great white north has ended.

I have returned victorious!

My armies, even now, are compelling the conquered population to wear plaid and play silly games like curling!

 

Did you bring some poutine back? That stuff is what gives the Canadians their powers.

 

No sorry... My spoils of war only includes Nestle "Aero" candy bars (YUM!)

 

Although I though about bringing some caribou and buffalo jerky...

 

eh?

 

I tried out that thing with the microwave and the door...

Not really feeling the need to learn how a microwave works anymore.

 

This reminds me of that epsiode in That 70's Show when they went to Canada. Eh.

 

Duuuude! Eh.

 

Actually one the best things to come out of Canada is the Red Green show...that's funny.

I once saw him make a surf board out of a plastic table and some duct tape. It was cool.



Oh, and they gave us Michael J. Fox.