ST Greg Grunberg (Snap Wexley)

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From the #StarWars wrap party.

 

Using Vader to cover up his alcohol addiction...

tut tut.

 

http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/0...rs-the-force-awakens-j-j-abrams-and-more.html

 

That is a dream job to have for six weeks, so good for Greg Grunberg.

 

Mmmm Guinness

 

Porkrinds, Son of Porkins.

 

Fat Cat

A wealthy guy that buys the lightsaber during the flashback sequence. It's the perfect cameo for someone like Greg Grunberg.

 

Sounds plausible for sure.

 

What if Greg was the Porkins-Wedge of the ST?

Porkins = lovable fat dude
Wedge = survives all the battles in the films

 

When did Grunberg get fat?

 

Pretty sure he is playing Nien Nunb.

 

Rumour is that he's Greg Quadinaros ( Ben's brother ). In order to fit JJ's practical effects ethos, Greg endured a gruelling 23 hour prosthetic transformation into the lovable Toong. His performance is said to be a highlight of the movie.

 

He's big enough. Plus, it would be sweet if he could land such a role throughout the ST.

 

He is a big guy, but he far from fat.

 

are you blind?

 

No, but now I am very curious to see just how far this one is going to go, who is going to start name calling first and whether I'll get the blame.

 

He's just big boned.

 

i'm bigger than i'd like to be but i'm realistic about it. i'm not thin and he's bigger than me.

 

Grunberg is awesome, I hope he's playing something that'll let him have fun.

 

Okay, but Grunberg still isn't fat.

 

Hoggsquattle

*Abrams calls Grunberg.*
GREG: Hello?
JJ: Greg! Hey! How's it going, man?
GREG: Doin' great! What's up?
JJ: Listen. I was thinking about your starpilot scenes.
GREG: What about 'em?
JJ: ... Huh? Nothing! It was just, I dunno...
GREG: C'mon, buddy! We've been friends ever since you mooned Vicki Peters from the back of the school bus in the 2nd grade. You can tell me anything!
JJ: Heh, that was pretty cool. Anyway, I had some downtime between post sessions, so I wanted to check in on the fans on this message board...
GREG: Wait, you didn't harrass anyone over your hatred for the Prequels, right? We've talked about this.
JJ: Nah, I've been good! Back to the point, I came across this post from some dude named... "Hogs Swallow"?
GREG: "Hobs Squabbled"?
JJ: Eh, it's not important. But the dude said you weren't fat enough to play the next Porkins. I'm sorry, buddy, but that's gonna be a problem.
GREG: Wait, I'm not fat enough to play the next Porkins?!
JJ: Apparently not.
GREG: Well, uh... couldn't you just CGI some weight on me, buddy?
JJ:
GREG: Uhhh.... you there?
JJ: THE FANS DEMAND REALISM!!! Your jiggles have to be 100% tangible!
GREG: All right, all right! *sighs* I was just about to go on another diet...
JJ: Well, you can forget about that! We need to fatten you up for the reshoots in six weeks. You need put put on a good 50 lbs. for the fans!
GREG: *deep sigh* Damn you, Corn Babble...

 

ha ha !

 

Luminous Beings Are We

I hope you remember the stance you have taken on this the next time you get on your soapbox and women in franchise and the treatment of the female gender in general.

And "Hogs swallow", etc... Really?

I'm so offended that I'm going to cry myself to sleep every night forever.

 

Stop the personal attacks. Does someone really want to get a free trip to the Unban Request forum because of this little thread?

 

Hoggsquattle

The Hellhammer

Really? You guys took my post as a personal attack? I was just teasing and having fun.

I used various misunderstood versions of HS's username because they weren't familiar with him. But, yeah, if I have offended, I sincerely apologize.