Gross Me Out The Back Door, Man

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Tanktopgirl, Apr 2, 2002.

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  1. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok, so I'm not in the pub this lunchtime (work constraints) so I buy an 'old fashioned egg' sandwhich (and wonder how this is possible - are my eggs wearing a Fergie bow?)

    Anyway it's so gross I have to file it in the bin and run to the shop, thus turning myself into a human maracca (don't run with a packet of TicTacs (small but cool) in your bag)to purchase some kinda fiery cheese wrap which is now making my nose run and my eyes bleed.

    Has a sandwich ever grossed you out the back door....man?
  2. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I was mightily pissed off when the Double Locks served my steak sandwich in a granary roll [face_plain]
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Ya know....all this talk of back doors has got Mayhem excited again......

    ED: LOL. The thought of having healthy bread with your steak has annoyed you, hasn't it Sam? LOL.
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    I had a cheese and ham sandwhich that had mustard in it. Even though it didn't say on the packet. I was cowking.

    AAu Contraire TTG, my eyes are running, and my nose has just stopped bleeding
  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Someone somewhere puts celery in sandwiches too
  6. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  7. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Celery YUCK IN sandwichs.
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Brie and blackgrape (even if it sounds like a euphemism for a bumnut) is good though, non?
  9. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    What? In a sandwich?
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    It's not necessarily the fact it's healthy.... brown/wholemeal would have been fine... but I've already got one chipped tooth and another would just piss me off... Jimson's old man's tooth shattered on a grain from granary bread....

    Also, the flavour of malted bread is disgusting... and should never have been allowed to contain that fine piece of steak.. which I decided to just pick out and chew on instead....
  11. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Any sandwich with "waffer thin" meat. What's the point?
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Jimson's old man's tooth shattered on a grain from granary bread....

    WTF! How hard was that grain? Are you sure it wasn't a stone?
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    The meat has to be a good centimetre thick or it ain't worth it, surely...

    EDIT: Actually... twas the boss' tooth.... Jimson's old man chewed down on a chunk of concrete....
  14. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    The meat has to be a good centimetre thick or it ain't worth it, surely...

    // choke!!

    // choke!!

    Too ... many ... possible ... jokes ...
  15. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    I love granary bread. Lovely and crunchy
  16. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    I have enough trouble with normal bread let alone ones that got bits in it also
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ Sam

    Someone somewhere puts concrete in sandwiches?

    I suppose he probably thought he was eating Ryvita?

    Alpha - no - between slices of doormat

    // rolls eyes
  18. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Well, I know plenty of people eat grapes with cheese but, I've never seen anyone eat it in a sandwich.
  19. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    All they are doing are trying to make us eat something healthy, when we are going out of our way not to! Granary indeed...

    And Chet, how would you know about my back door, you been potholing there again? I told you not to come back! :p
  20. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    It's a great art - if you're really lucky your grapes may pop out the other side and across the room
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    And Chet, how would you know about my back door, you been potholing there again


    seeing that nit is an enourmous @rsehole I was tempted. But even I'm not that much of a masochist.
  22. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    y'see thats why i dont eat sandwiches when i don't know the person that made 'em
  23. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    That's not what Andy says Chet.

    Feel the big gay robot monkey love
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Feel the big gay robot monkey love

    feels OJK.
  25. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    ok, that's quite enough of potholing and monkey love thankyou.
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