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Gross Me Out The Back Door, Man

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Tanktopgirl, Apr 2, 2002.

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  1. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ok, so I'm not in the pub this lunchtime (work constraints) so I buy an 'old fashioned egg' sandwhich (and wonder how this is possible - are my eggs wearing a Fergie bow?)

    Anyway it's so gross I have to file it in the bin and run to the shop, thus turning myself into a human maracca (don't run with a packet of TicTacs (small but cool) in your bag)to purchase some kinda fiery cheese wrap which is now making my nose run and my eyes bleed.

    Has a sandwich ever grossed you out the back door....man?
     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I was mightily pissed off when the Double Locks served my steak sandwich in a granary roll [face_plain]
     
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ya know....all this talk of back doors has got Mayhem excited again......

    ED: LOL. The thought of having healthy bread with your steak has annoyed you, hasn't it Sam? LOL.
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I had a cheese and ham sandwhich that had mustard in it. Even though it didn't say on the packet. I was cowking.

    AAu Contraire TTG, my eyes are running, and my nose has just stopped bleeding
     
  5. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Someone somewhere puts celery in sandwiches too
     
  6. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Bre and pear.

    //gag
     
  7. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Celery YUCK IN sandwichs.
     
  8. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Brie and blackgrape (even if it sounds like a euphemism for a bumnut) is good though, non?
     
  9. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What? In a sandwich?
     
  10. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    It's not necessarily the fact it's healthy.... brown/wholemeal would have been fine... but I've already got one chipped tooth and another would just piss me off... Jimson's old man's tooth shattered on a grain from granary bread....

    Also, the flavour of malted bread is disgusting... and should never have been allowed to contain that fine piece of steak.. which I decided to just pick out and chew on instead....
     
  11. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Any sandwich with "waffer thin" meat. What's the point?
     
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jimson's old man's tooth shattered on a grain from granary bread....

    WTF! How hard was that grain? Are you sure it wasn't a stone?
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    The meat has to be a good centimetre thick or it ain't worth it, surely...

    EDIT: Actually... twas the boss' tooth.... Jimson's old man chewed down on a chunk of concrete....
     
  14. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    The meat has to be a good centimetre thick or it ain't worth it, surely...

    // choke!!

    // choke!!

    Too ... many ... possible ... jokes ...
     
  15. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I love granary bread. Lovely and crunchy
     
  16. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I have enough trouble with normal bread let alone ones that got bits in it also
     
  17. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL @ Sam

    Someone somewhere puts concrete in sandwiches?

    I suppose he probably thought he was eating Ryvita?

    Alpha - no - between slices of doormat

    // rolls eyes
     
  18. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well, I know plenty of people eat grapes with cheese but, I've never seen anyone eat it in a sandwich.
     
  19. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    All they are doing are trying to make us eat something healthy, when we are going out of our way not to! Granary indeed...

    And Chet, how would you know about my back door, you been potholing there again? I told you not to come back! :p
     
  20. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    It's a great art - if you're really lucky your grapes may pop out the other side and across the room
     
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    And Chet, how would you know about my back door, you been potholing there again


    seeing that nit is an enourmous @rsehole I was tempted. But even I'm not that much of a masochist.
     
  22. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    y'see thats why i dont eat sandwiches when i don't know the person that made 'em
     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's not what Andy says Chet.

    Feel the big gay robot monkey love
     
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feel the big gay robot monkey love

    feels OJK.
     
  25. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ok, that's quite enough of potholing and monkey love thankyou.
     
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