JCC Groundhog Day

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Now, this Second Day of February, Two Thousand and Eighteen, the One Hundred and Third Second
Annual Trek of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club….

Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of All Prognosticators, was awakened at sunrise from his borrow by the cheers of his thousands of faithful followers….

In Groundhogese, he directed the President and the Inner Circle to his Prognostication Scroll, which reads:


Up early this morning
Far from home
Are you searching for
the Phil-osopher's stone?

Well, even my best friends
They don’t know.
Is it an early spring
Or just more snow

My faithful followers,
your hands (and my paws) are getting cold
So here is my forecast
Not lead, but solid gold:

I see my royal Shadow!
Six more weeks of Winter to go!

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's coooooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's coooooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's coooooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's coooooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

 

So put your little hand in mine

 

Goooooooood morning Vietnam!