Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Jun 28, 2013.
Who else has done it?
In this day of government surveillance, the prospect of growing a secret mustache is daunting.
Is this thread about manscaping? Because I, um, don't know a single thing about it.
What if my mustache has a secret?
I have no idea what a secret mustache is... but I suppose that's the point isn't it?
Secret Moustache growing?
Sounds awful risky to me, what if the feds find out where your indoor farm is?
I get growing them gradually on your face is awkward, but is the other way really worth the risk?
Yes I have. I hide all sorts of Marxist literature in said mustache.
Secret moustache and snowpants dork, check!
What about secreting a growing mustache?
Or mustaching a growing secret, while we're at it
Everyone thinks they are growing the mustache, which is what the mustache wants you to think. In truth, it is growing you. It is in control, it always was.........