Oceania Guess who?

Not from a Jedi. Only ... from a Kart

 

*looks... 8:58... 8:58....*

*sigh*


I'll be your apprentice! I'm already your son, surely it couldn't be that difficult to change.... Hmmm... 'not from a Jedi', does this mean you're Sith or something even more powerful?

 

Oh, the Kart is far more powerful then any Sith Lord could ever be.

Join me, and together we shall destroy the Sith!!

And the Jedi!!

And all those other ... people ... things ... yeah ... !!

 

Oooh... now it's the Kart.


Sounds like... it... will... be... ...yeah!!



*looks for Jedi and Sith to de-throne*

 

Are you mocking me boy!?

 

*looks over his shoulder*

Me?

No no, it must be napoleon dynamite, I mean 1987, that you're hearing.

 

Er, certainly not, Mr Cartman, er, Karthorse, er, damn, what was that guy's name again...

Oh, on a related note, see you all in four weeks. Italy, France and England cannot stand my absence any longer.

 

Related note??





Have fun

 

YAY! Go Sainty, Go! Enjoy the time away, and send us a postcard!

oh, and for future reference, it's DrinksKart

 

Not GolfKart, or Richard the LionKart? What about...Calista FlocKart?

 

*goes to put that into the Things that make you laugh but shouldn't thread*

 

I personally found the third one funnier... for some reason....

*eyes look nervously this way and that*

 

Kart Damon!!

 

You wish you were could be Bourne....

 

But I don't know who I am!!

 

Maybe you could be Frank Kartour, Minister for somethingorother...owner of a band called the 'Kart Empire'...

And that's all I have to say about that.