Senate Gun Control

America will have beautiful multiculturalism under this model. And a healthy respect for stroopwafel.

Nieuw Amerika: Gezellig as ****.

 

Two of my neighbors were killed in a drive-by last night on our corner, so I don't have much to say other than that I'm feeling this thread right now.

 

http://www.wsj.com/articles/one-dead-two-injured-in-manhattan-nightclub-shooting-1444654681

Alcohol-fueled rage and a handy gun. It's like chocolate and peanut butter

 

you see if more people in the nightclub had guns this never would have happened!

 

Ooh that's an idea! Beer guns!

 

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Superior non 'Murican beer brands also available

 

For those who prefer liquor... lol.... product of Australia -- Ender Sai

Alcohol Shot Gun - White​

Who needs a traditional shot glass when you can aim this alcoholic shot gun at the mouth of a friend of complete stranger and give them a quick draw beverage shot of the best or cheapest liquor you have on offer.

Perfect way to entertain even the most seasoned drinker. Great for use at hens or bucks parties, 18th, 21st or even the 50th if the old man is game to play sheriff. Not to mention the office work Christmas party when you want to take aim at your bosses face!

Just cock your alcohol shot gun, take aim and fire!

Specifications:
- 270mm long / 60mm diameter
- fires 1.5 ounces (41millimeters)
- spring loaded
- Colour: White

NOTE: At getkooky.com.au we don't condone using this product to get completely wasted, just enough to get a buzz by way of a novelty alcoholic shot gun with a difference. Remember don't drink and drive!

 

You'll shoot your throat out!

 

Reminds me of Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

This seems like an appropriate reply. Plus it works in any situation:

 

Not really much need for comment here, is there :

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/561ae50fe4b0e66ad4c85480?ir=College

I'm starting to feel like Ender's 'Murica thread errs on the side of understatement.

 

Ben Carson in da house!!!

 

I want some grenades. They're for, uh, rabbit hunting.

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On the commute to work today, I had no instance where I was afraid for my life by way of being shot.

Gosh it's nice.

 

On my commute to work today I had no means of shooting people or blasting them to smithereens.

Rather disappointing.


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We have less freedom though. Hmmm.

Freedom from restrictions on owning guns is as we know much much more important than the freedom to live.

 

My freedom to shoot at stuff is more important than your freedom to not be shot at, Ender.

It says so in the magic constipation that Moses brought down frm Mt Sinai.

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*Mt Sinai, New York.

 

That's classic.

I would rather guns shot alcohol or...other substances for that matter...than bullets. But, anyway, ya know, Unhinged, Ender is an interesting case. He had some harsh things to say the liberals and university students in the UK. I can't say I was happy about that. But you touch in some good points. The joke is that humans did not evolve with stingers, claws, etc. like other life-forms on this planet. Therefore, we chose to create sharp weapons and more recently guns and bombs, but we don't generally don't use these things to defend ourselves. Many of us do, but a lot more of us do not. That's a topic for another thread, though.

Yeah. Moses, the original personification of the dualistic, legalistic view of God, brought down the Ten Commandments. Who knows if he was some Egyptian, Hebrew leader, or a combination of many people like King Arthur is believed to been by some. But if the Ten Commandments are so supreme...why don't they include child abuse? Why don't they guarantee the right of women and men not to be abused? I don't see anything about guns, weapons, or abortions in the Ten Commandments. I don't see anything about guns or abortions in the whole Bible... Anyhow, your point is great. The way people worship guns and religious liberty without having any sense of history or knowledge about what's in their religion is classic. Ignorance is not bliss. It's toxic.

 

What did I say about liberals in the UK? lol

You realise, and I've met unhinged in the flesh, that I'm an enormous Anglophile and consider my country to be a rightful dominion of the UK yeah?

 

Anytime you want to make sense, Satele, I'm here.

 

Just when I was out of ideas for this year's office "secret santa". Thank you!