Senate Gun Control

S'ok, it's back! I did a massive poo this morning and I'm still glowing with the sense of achievement

 

And the answer? More guns.

 

Oops, didn't mean to post...

 

I'm like that with guns.

 

i'm like that with poop. but i kind of do mean to, every time.

 

NRA rewrites Fairy Tales so characters like Little Red Robin Hood, and Hansel & Gretel, have guns to scare away the bad guys.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...fairy-tales-with-more-firearms-less-bloodshed

 

I think they should rewrite the bible so that key characters have guns. Although dressed in sackcloth, covered in boils and sitting in the ashen ruins of his house, Job could've consoled himself by stroking his AR15 knowing that even Satan could never persuade God to breach his second amendment right. Moses could've parted the red sea with a minigun. If King David could kill tens of thousands armed with a bronze bow, just imagine how many he could kill with an assault rifle. The whole thing would be greatly improved.

 

I like how there's tons of hunting in there too. Hansel and Gretel have yacob-creutzfeld disease

 

Man packs lawnmower with explosives, shoots it, loses leg.

With the explosive he used, he should have been at least 300 yards away; he wasn't even 15 yards away from the target when it blew up. "AWW IT BLEW MAH LEG OFF!" Children.

 

...how stupid do you have to be?

 

In America it doesn't matter how stupid he is. He just has to sue the producer of that explosive for damages, then he probably will get some million $$$$.

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No, the lawsuit would be laughed off. They specify to mix no more than a half-pound at a time. It's supposed to be used as a target marker for long range shoots, like half-mile plus, so you can see if you hit your target without having to walk down and back between shots, or try to pick out a little hole in the paper through field glasses.

 

FREEDOM!

 

It's perfectly reasonable to buy explosives to fill a lawnmower which you then fire bullets at, because a well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

 

Also because guns are toys, which is why you should give them to toddlers. Explosives, too.

 

So apparently there's a company in Minnesota that has developed a gun that looks like a smart phone. That'll end well.

 

**** me. We already have a problem with toddlers picking up guns and accidentally shooting themselves or other people. This is disastrous.

 

Wonderful, now a smombie can shoot you unknowingly.

 

and the cops can justify shooting any black person with a phone.

 

And pretty much everyone has a phone. Honestly, do these people not think of the wider implications of some of these ideas.

 

Of course not; thinking is un-American!

 

I like how the guy has a creative mindset, but in reality the U.S. doesn't need anymore firearms and especially something like that.

 

'Murican gun nut stupid.

 

Well, this is terrifying.

Gunman stands on overpass and fires 20 shots at cars on interstate below (near Columbia, SC):
http://www.wistv.com/story/31597784...-who-fired-shots-at-cars-on-i-20?sf23370046=1

This happened about 10-20 miles away from where I live. And the shooter is still at large.

 

I know what you're thinking; Did he send five or six texts?